Spoilers for Marvel Multiverse: Avengers Live Broadcast

["I sincerely suggest you stay away from those dangerous Deadpools."]

[Good Deadpool said this with a serious face, as if he was really doing it for the good of Wolverine and Deadpool:]

["Those guys are crazy, they will cut you into pieces and hide in the corners of this void."]

["In fact, if they are willing to heal their childhood trauma, these Deadpools may embark on a true heroic journey~."]

[Hearing this, the impatient Wolverine interrupted him-:]

[ "Okay, we're going to the border of this void. Do you know the way?"]

["Border? I know."]

[Good Deadpool smiled and pointed to the right side of his body:]

["You can get there by walking 12 kilometers due west."]

["You can even drive my car."]

["I'll be happy to help."]

[Next, Good Deadpool took Deadpool and Wolverine into a cornfield nearby, and finally found an SUV in a vacant space in the cornfield. 】

["Don't be ridiculous, don't even think about it."]

[Seeing the brand of this SUV, Deadpool immediately yelled:]

["I will never get in this car."]

[Wolverine frowned and said viciously:]

["Stop talking nonsense, get in the car quickly."]

["This is not a car."]

[Holding Deadpool's dog in his hand, Deadpool's voice was full of grievances and anger:]

["This is called Honda...his mlgb Odyssey!"]

["I've driven it before, and this broken car doesn't respond even when I step on the accelerator."]

["The car system is old and broken."]

["And you know what?"]

[Deadpool is getting more and more excited:]

["Back then, Honda found that more and more people were suffering from sexual dysfunction."]

["So they decided to make this Odyssey Come on, race!"]

[Ignoring Deadpool's gossip, Wolverine just looked at him coldly with a serious face, and said something from between his teeth:]

["Hurry up, get on this damn car!"]

[Seeing Wolverine get in the car first, Deadpool patted the Honda Odyssey:]

["Hurry up, you will definitely arrive safely."]

["This car is my baby, it knows the way, Never get lost."]

[Speaking of this, Good Deadpool looked at the Deadpool dog in Deadpool's hand, and finally revealed a trace of desire in his eyes:]

["Now, can you give my dog ​​back to me?"]

["I know."]

[Deadpool stroked the puppy in his arms and said in a low voice:]

["Listen carefully, if you are going to abandon this dog in the future..."]

["Or want to find a new home for it..."】

["Or something unfortunate happened to you..."]

["I'm willing to be his father in your place."]

["Hahaha..."]

[Good Deadpool laughed out loud:]

["Are you kidding me? What could possibly happen to me?"]

[Deadpool stroked the dog and said meaningfully:]

["It's hard to say. Many things could happen."]

["…………"]

[Feeling the hostility in the other party's tone, the smile on Good Deadpool's face finally froze.]

[Driven by a faint sense of fear, he looked at Wolverine standing aside, his eyes full of help.]

["Okay! ”】

[Seeing this, Wolverine stood up and walked towards Deadpool:】

[“No, no, no! He must follow me.”】

[Realizing that something was wrong, Deadpool struggled to not teach the puppy.】

[“Stop talking nonsense, bring the dog.”】

[Wolverine took the puppy from Deadpool without flinching and handed it to the good Deadpool standing aside.】

[“Oh… my good dog, come on, little dog.”】

[Seeing the pet back in his arms, the good Deadpool smiled and kissed the Deadpool dog several times.】

[“Damn it!”】

[Looking at this warm scene, Deadpool’s tone was full of anger, and then he followed Wolverine and got on the Honda Odyssey.】

[“Goodbye! ”]

[After the good Deadpool waved goodbye, Wolverine drove the Honda car and rushed out of the cornfield.]

[I want to see here, the chat group also became lively.]

[Deadpool: God, this is so unfair.o(▼皿▼)o]

[Deadpool: Why does such a person exist?]

[Sam Winchester: Huh? What are you talking about?]

[Deadpool: Of course it’s that damn “beautiful Deadpool”!]

[Wanda Maximoff: Haha, you really envy him, that handsome little face that has not been disfigured.^]

[Deadpool: Bah, who envies this.]

[Deadpool: I'm angry because he can have such a good dog, but I don't! ]

[Sam Winchester: Why do I feel... this dog looks a bit ugly. ]

[Deadpool: Stop talking nonsense, how is this dog ugly? It's so cute, isn't it? ]

[Deadpool: I dare say that even in the entire multiverse, there is no "me" who can continue to fight after seeing this puppy... ]

[Deadpool: As long as this dog barks, all the Deadpools in the entire multiverse will be melted by cuteness. ]

[Tian Xiaoban: Isn't what you said... a bit too exaggerated? ]

[Deadpool: Not an exaggeration at all! ]

[Deadpool: And if I had such a precious dog, I would definitely keep it by my side 24 hours a day, and never leave it. ]

[Deadpool: But that bastard with only a pretty face didn't cherish such a precious dog at all! He let it run around everywhere. ]

[Deadpool: What if it gets lost? ]

[Wolverine: Wait, the reason you hate that good Deadpool is because he has a dog that you don't have? ]

[Deadpool: Humph! And his show-off style, don't make people sick. ]

[Deadpool: Even if he is not disfigured, so what? He doesn't even wear Deadpool's signature mask, and shows his stinky face all day long! ]

[Deadpool: Why? Why does such a bastard not only have a good dog, but also a good gun? ]

[Sam Winchester: Huh? Gun? ]

[Deadpool: Of course it's the two gold-plated .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistols! ]

[Deadpool: I've wanted this kind of gun for many years, but I couldn't buy it even when I had money, let alone now. ]

[Wolverine: Well, let me summarize. ]

[Wolverine: This good Deadpool has the looks you dream of, the pistol you dream of, and the dog you dream of. ]

[Wolverine: He has all these things you don't have. And he jumps around in front of you to show off, so you're unhappy. ]

[Deadpool: I'm not unhappy, I want to...]

[Magneto: You want to kill him, and then take all his treasures and take them for yourself, right? ]

[Deadpool: Hey, how can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air? I don't think so. ╮(╯)╭】

[Magneto: Don't lie. In the video just now, the killing intent of Deadpool was almost beyond words. Even Wolverine noticed it. 】

[Magneto: I dare say that if Wolverine was not there, and it was only him and Deadpool, this disfigured bastard would have killed people and taken treasures long ago. 】

[Deadpool: Hahaha! Kill? How to kill? The other party is Deadpool! 】

[Deadpool: As we all know, Deadpools in the multiverse are unkillable. 】

[Magneto: Haha, do you think you can fool me? 】

[Deadpool: Huh? What do you mean? 】

[Magneto: I have also seen your previous video. 】

[Magneto: You were originally a normal-looking ordinary person, but later Weapon X transplanted Wolverine's genes into you, giving you the mutant's self-healing ability. 】

[Magneto: This self-healing ability conflicts with the cells in your body, which is why you are now in such a festering state. 】

[Magneto: In other words... 】

[Wanda Maximoff: Ah! I understand. 】

[Wanda Maximoff: Fortunately, Deadpool's appearance is not destroyed. In other words, he may not have had cancer from the beginning, nor was he transplanted with Wolverine genes! 】

[Deadpool:Damn, damn bastard. (皿)]

[Wanda Maximoff: Haha, now I understand why you are so jealous of him? ]

[Wanda Maximoff: Not only is he handsome. He even has health that you don't have! ]

[Wanda Maximoff: This Wade Wilson is simply the favorite of the God of the Multiverse. ]

[Deadpool: Huh, huh, huh... favorite? ] (To read the violent novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

[Deadpool: If he doesn't have the Wolverine gene transplanted, he won't have the ability to heal himself. ]

[Deadpool: That means... he can be killed! ]

[Magneto: You finally exposed your true nature. ]

[Magneto: I knew you pretended to be a hero on the surface, but you are no different from me in essence! ]

[Deadpool: Hey, I didn't say that. 】

[Deadpool: I mean, in a dangerous place like the void, anything can happen. 】

[Deadpool: If one day, some danger befalls the good Deadpool, it is just his bad luck, and I can also receive his relics by the way. 】

[Magneto: Hahaha, you are so despicable, hypocritical, and greedy! No wonder the Avengers and the X-Men don't want you. 】

[Deadpool: ………………]

[Wanda Maximoff: Yes, don't forget that there was a Deadpool who slaughtered the Marvel Universe before! 】

[Wanda Maximoff: If this madman joins the Avengers or the X-Men, and they take a fancy to the members' things and want to kill people for treasures, the consequences will be disastrous! 】

[Bruce Wayne: No, I have a different opinion. 】

[Wanda Maximoff: Huh? 】

【Bruce Wayne: Since this Deadpool is so dangerous, it is better to absorb it into the superhero organization instead of leaving it outside, so that it can be monitored more easily. 】

【Bruce Wayne: Haven't you heard that saying? Stay close to your friends, and even closer to your enemies. 】

【Wanda Maximoff: You are worthy of being Master Wayne. 】

【Wanda Maximoff: If Deadpool is in your universe, we can all rest assured. 】

【And at this moment, a new image appeared on the screen. 】

【Forced to return the Deadpool dog, Deadpool's heart was full of depression. 】

【Stimulated by strong negative emotions, he sat in the passenger seat of the SUV and began to chatter. Constantly provoking Wolverine who was driving:]

["I only have one question now, why do you still wear this yellow battle suit?"]

["Anyway, I will take off all my clothes after work."]

["It's okay, I will never wear a battle suit!]

["And you, you actually wear a battle suit under your coat when you go to the bar to drink, what does this mean?"]

["Shut up!"]

[WolverineObviously he didn't want to talk about the suit, but Deadpool couldn't seem to stop asking questions:]

["Did you sew this suit yourself? I tell you, I sewed my clothes too."]

["Shut up, I told you!"][]

["Did the X-Men in your universe force you to wear it? What kind of fake friendship is this?"]

["Why would anyone let their best friend go out wearing this?"]

["It's just like the security guard of the Los Angeles Rams, who is going out Fighting crime is the same."]

["Shut your stinky mouth!!!!"]

["Oh, don't be angry, anger will cause wrinkles, although you already have a lot of wrinkles on your face."]

[Deadpool softened his tone:]

["Little angel. I don't mean anything else, I just want to have a good relationship with you."]

["Okay, then change the subject! Don't mention my battle suit."]

["Uh..."]

[The topic was interrupted by Wolverine. Deadpool really didn't know what to say for a while. 】

【After a while, he turned around and continued:】

【"If those guys in the Time Management Bureau can correct your world."】

【"What do you want to do first when the world is corrected?"】

【"Drink some medical alcohol. Or rinse your mouth with windshield washer fluid?"】

【"Hmm?"】

【Deadpool was still talking to himself, not realizing that Wolverine's eyes had completely changed. 】

【"What did you say just now?"】

【"I said... what do you want to do first after you go back?"】

【Wolverine: "No, what did you say last time?"】

【Deadpool: "If those guys in the Time Management Bureau can correct your world."】

【"Squeak!"】

【In the next second, Wolverine stepped on the brakes and stopped the Honda Odyssey. 】

[After parking the car, Wolverine gnashed his teeth and looked at Deadpool, asking word by word:]

["What do you mean by...if?"]

["You lied to me!"]

["You are not sure whether they can correct my world!"]

["I didn't..."]

[Deadpool wanted to quibble, but Wolverine suddenly showed the Ultraman alloy claw on his right hand and stabbed it into his thigh.]

["Ahhh! Damn it!"]

["I didn't lie to you."]

["You are still stubborn."]

["No! I just gave you a little pie." Then].