Spoilers for Marvel Multiverse: Avengers Live Broadcast

["About fertility, faith, privacy, free markets, capitalism...global climate change, etc."]

[Deadpool was talking nonsense, leaving one of the guests at the birthday party dumbfounded. 】

[Then Deadpool found his ex-girlfriend "Vanessa":】

["Thank you for coming. How is your work recently?"】

["Vanessa" said with a smile:】

["I got a promotion recently."】

["Although it's a boring middle-level position, I'm quite satisfied with it."】

["It's really good."】

[Deadpool took a breath and suddenly asked:】

["Have you had a date recently?"】

["Uh... yes, I have."】

[The smile on Vanessa's face became a little awkward:】

["It's a colleague in the company, named Dermot."】

["He's a very nice guy and likes outdoor "023" hiking."】

["Besides, he hasn't shot me yet."】

[Deadpool is really mean and immediately continued. 】

[“Well, there’s a long way to go. Who knows what will happen in the future?”]

[Vanessa ignored him and asked calmly:]

[“What about you? Have you met the right person?”]

[“No.”]

[Deadpool shook his head with a bitter smile:]

[“I still live in a bachelor apartment and sleep on the same bed with that blind black woman Al.”]

[“Wow…”]

[Vanessa looked at him in disbelief, and then the two smiled knowingly.]

[Looking at the back of the “ex-girlfriend” turning away, Deadpool’s eyes suddenly revealed obvious sadness.]

[No matter what.]

[“The Vanessa of the past” is gone forever. 】

【"Happy birthday to you..."】

【Accompanied by the singing of his friends, Deadpool gave a very short speech:】

【"To be honest, I am really happy now because I have all of you here."】

【"You are all the most important people in my life."】

【"I just want to say that I am very proud and grateful to be here with everyone I love."】

【At this point, Deadpool kept his eyes on Vanessa and was reluctant to move away for a long time. 】

【Then he took a deep breath and said the last sentence:】

【"I am the luckiest person in the world."】

【"Okay, make a wish and blow out the candles."】

【At Vanessa's urging, Deadpool made a wish in his heart, then squatted down and blew out the only candle on the cake. 】

【“Knock, knock, knock!”】

【But at this moment, a knock on the door sounded, which ruined the mood. 】

【“I said…???”】

[As soon as Deadpool opened the door, he saw a group of fully armed, uniformed soldiers standing in the corridor outside the door...? ]

[The leading black soldier spoke first:]

["Wade Wilson, I..."]

[But before he could finish, Deadpool interrupted him:]

["Oh, you guys are gigolos? You came just in time, the birthday party hasn't ended yet."]

[Looking at the murderous soldiers in front of him, Deadpool leaned against the door frame and said teasingly:]

["Are you trying to seduce me with your uniforms?"]

["It doesn't matter, take off your clothes quickly."]

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["But remember not to take off your helmet."]

["We are not filming Pretty Woman."]

[He casually took out a box of gum from his purse and threw one into his mouth:]

["After you finish dancing, I want to kiss you, right? I'm ready."]

["By the way, what songs do you usually dance to?"]

[Hearing these irrelevant nonsense, the soldiers finally couldn't hold back and almost simultaneously took out a short stick from behind. 】

["Oh oh oh!"]

[Seeing that something was not right, Deadpool first turned around and closed the door, then said seriously:]

["Do you have to be so scary?"]

[He looked at the short sticks in the soldiers' hands:]

["Although I am no stranger to backdoors, we are now in a Disney movie."]

["Click!"]

[Hearing this, the soldiers pressed the button, and a "stick head" flashing an ominous yellow light suddenly extended from the tip of the short stick! 】

["Wait, wait."]

[Deadpool finally seemed to be frightened:]

["I'm a little nervous now, so can you guys take it slow?"]

["First I need some hot eye contact to calm my fragile heart!"]

["Let's go a few steps into the corridor to avoid confusion. What do you think of this plan?"]

[The veins on the forehead of the leading black soldier jumped He jumped, gritted his teeth and took a step forward..]

["Enough! I hate you!"]

["Hate me, that's great."]

[Deadpool even stretched out his hand and made a provocative move:]

["We are now using anger to ignite the machine."]

["Swish!"]

[In the next second, a portal suddenly opened behind Deadpool, and someone grabbed his neck from behind and pulled him into the door.]

[And the black soldier also took the opportunity to pull off the wig from Deadpool's head!]

["Snap!"]

[The black soldier threw the wig directly to the ground and stepped on it. Then, the rest of the people all walked into the scene.In the portal. 】

At this time, the chat group became lively again.

Deadpool: Wow! How is it possible that Vanessa broke up with me!

Wanda Maximoff: What's impossible about this?

Wanda Maximoff: It would be abnormal if such a beautiful woman was willing to spend her whole life with an ugly person like you.

Deadpool: Hey, a little girl like you who hasn't grown up yet, how can you appreciate the mature manly temperament in me?

Wanda Maximoff: Bah!

Sam Winchester: Uh, can anyone explain to me why those soldiers wanted to capture Mr. 1.3 Deadpool?

Sam Winchester: And what exactly is that portal?

Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man): Let me explain.

Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man): These soldiers belong to an organization called the Space-Time Mutation Administration.

Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man): Originally, the Time Administration was committed to maintaining a stable, unique sacred timeline, while cutting off all other parallel timelines.

Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man): However, after Loki became the God of Time, the agency's style of doing things should have changed.

Deadpool: Wait, if that's the case, why are they coming to arrest me?

Wanda Maximoff: Nonsense! You used Cable's time machine to save your girlfriend, oh, your ex-girlfriend! How could they let you go for such a time crime? .