["Tell the truth..."]
[Deadpool muttered to himself while digging:]
["I am not here to dig because I am bored. My world is in danger."]
["So I am sure that Wolverine is not dead!"]
["He must be alive!"]
["Dang!"]
[But in the next second, Deadpool's shovel seemed to touch some extremely hard metal in the ground, making an extremely crisp sound. 】
["Okay..."]
[Looking down at what he had just dug out, Deadpool put the shovel on his shoulder:]
["It seems that I have dug it."]
["Well... OK, OK, great."]
[First shook his head and sighed, then Deadpool suddenly raised the shovel and smashed it hard:]
["You son of a bitch!"]
["How can you die? Get out of here, get out!"]
["Asshole, I'll fuck you!!!"]
[Hysterically threw the shovel in his hand far away. Deadpool roared:]
["It's over, my world is completely over!"]
["…………"]
[After an unknown amount of time, Deadpool finally calmed down. 】
【"Okay, I'm much calmer now."】
【Leaning against a fallen tree, Deadpool seemed to be talking to something beside him:】
【"I'm not a scientist anyway."】
【"But I can see that you look really dead."】
【At this time, the camera gave a look at the things around Deadpool. 】
【From the skull to the whole body! It was an adamantium skeleton! 】
【It turns out that after so many years of Wolverine Logan's death, his flesh and blood had long disappeared, leaving only this extremely solid and indestructible adamantium skeleton! 】
【And for some unknown reason, Deadpool actually dug out this skeleton. 】
["Hey."]
[With a sigh, Deadpool said to Wolverine's skeleton as if he was chatting with an old friend:]
["Anyway, it's nice to see you."]
[While saying this, he patted the skeleton's knee with his hand:]
["To be honest with you, I've always wanted to meet you, Logan."]
["I've always thought about it before, if the two of us join forces, Deadpool and Wolverine! Do something big together!"]
["Can you imagine how much fun, how noisy, and how much money it can make?"]
[The skeleton, of course, couldn't answer, and Deadpool actually stretched out his fingers, held the skeleton's jawbone, and imitated Wolverine's voice and said:]
["Hello, brother, as long as Marvel is willing to spend a lot of money, I, Wolverine, can make a comeback in a minute!"]
["Oh, you're rightAh."]
[Without continuing to play this "talking to the dead" trick, Deadpool's mood seemed to immediately fall.]
["Wolverine. Oh, it's over, it's completely over."]
["Your death is too immortal. But what should I do now?"]
[With a bitter smile, Deadpool covered his head with his hands, and seemed to be in a deep dilemma:]
["Logan, I really, really need your help now."]
[Just when Deadpool was at a loss, he suddenly heard a strange sound coming from not far away.]
["Buzz! ”】
[He turned his head sharply and saw that several golden portals had opened out of thin air behind him.]
[Several soldiers in uniforms holding "long sticks" came out of the portal aggressively.] (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
["Oh, bad, they are coming"]
[Deadpool quickly shrank his head and hid behind a big tree, then shouted:]
["I warn you, I am not alone, I have a companion, he is very fierce and cruel!"]
["!!! ”】
[Hearing Deadpool's voice, all these uniformed soldiers raised their left hands, put the long sticks in their right hands on their arms, and took a fighting stance.]
[Then, a leading black soldier shouted loudly:]
["Wade Winston Wilson!"]
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["Time Variance Administration, you are now arrested!"]
["Because you have committed an unforgivable crime!"]
["Come out and surrender now!"]
["Hey..."]
[Hearing the enemy's shouting. Deadpool smiled bitterly and lay on the ground:]
["It's over now, I actually fell into the hands of this group of extras."]
[At this time, outside, the black soldiers were still shouting:][]
["Last chance, throw away your weapons, walk out slowly, and surrender! ”】
【“I will never give you weapons!”】
【Deadpool shouted while staring at the skeleton of Wolverine in front of him, and then, his mind suddenly lit up!】
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【Deadpool turned his head and said to the camera as if breaking the fourth wall:】
【“There are 206 bones in the human body.”】
【“When I watch Gossip Girl, I grow an extra one.”】
【After saying this weird joke, Deadpool reached out and grabbed the left palm of Wolverine’s alloy skeleton and slapped it with his right palm.】
【“Brother, let’s go all out!”】
【“Hula! ”】
[Deadpool was holding Wolverine's skeleton, then he suddenly jumped into the sky, and turned two and a half times in the air before landing!]
[“!”]
[Seeing the enemy jump out holding a skeleton, all the soldiers of the Time Management Bureau raised their weapons as if they were facing a formidable enemy. 】
【"Come on!"】
【After jumping out, Deadpool did not rush to attack, but turned his head and said to the skeleton beside him:】
【"Let's work together to kill all these guys!"】
【"Crack!"】
【While saying this, Deadpool dismantled an adamantium rib of Wolverine! 】
【"Shua!"】
【Under the stunned eyes of the soldiers of the Time Management Bureau, Deadpool actually threw this rib out like a flying knife! 】
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