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Chapter 399
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Xiao Huohuo:"Okay, I'll go on!"
Xiao Huohuo:"The licking dog has a mentality, that is, he will think that he must touch her and care about her all the time and in every possible way, and he must constantly warn himself, The goddess does not have any ability to take care of herself. You must remind the goddess of all potential dangers that may occur as soon as possible. You must develop a habit of reading the weather forecast. Once the weather gets cold and it rains or something, you must remind the goddess as soon as possible. Goddess, do you understand?"
"If you don’t understand, let me give you another example."
"You send her a message like this: It may rain tomorrow, remember to bring an umbrella, don’t forget it, haha"
"It won’t be good if you catch a cold. If you forget to bring an umbrella, remember to tell me and I will send you an umbrella. Your menstrual period will be in two days. Remember not to eat indiscriminately these days. Don’t eat. It's spicy. Just eat something light. I bought you some brown sugar water. It should arrive tomorrow afternoon. Remember to pick it up."
"Also, adding ginger slices to brown sugar water will have a better effect. When I just passed by your company, I found that there was water in your downstairs, and someone even fell. Please pay attention when you come out!"
Ruffian Dragon:"Pfft!"
The ruffian dragon was about to vomit in an instant.
The flightless eagle said:"Sure enough, there is no limit to licking a dog. This is so disrespectful to a man! ~"
Xiao Huohuo:"At that time, you couldn't tell a scumbag, so you gave up all your self-esteem when you licked her. Now when I think about it, I feel very angry. If I could go back to the past, I would definitely slap this girl to death. of!"
At this time, the newcomer who was silently peeping at the screen felt like he was struck by lightning.
He read the message sent by Xiao Huohuo again, and then compared his behavior, he found that he really seemed to be a dog licker.
However, he was silent in his heart Tell himself that the goddess just hasn't realized how good he is, and she will definitely be moved by him and be with him in the future. He has to continue to work hard!
Qiangu Yidi:"It's so interesting, is there anything else?
Cao Amo said,"I haven't heard enough. Keep talking!" Xiao
Huohuo:"Well, let's talk about it tomorrow. I have something to do!""
How could everyone let him go and try to stay? In the end, Ying Zheng gave him a red envelope and he was willing to stay.
"The Eternal Emperor sent one million evolution points to Xiao Huohuo!"
Eternal Emperor:"Is it enough? Not enough for other group members to post too!"
For Xiao Huohuo, although one million evolution points is not much, he is still very happy to make money like this.
Xiao Huohuo:"That's enough, that's enough, I'll just keep talking!"
Xiao Huohuo:"If you think this will make you a qualified dog licker, you are wrong. This is just an entry-level introduction to dog licking. On the basis of the above three points, plus the fourth point, You must continue to express your feelings. Your confession must be sincere and show your true feelings. The number of words must be large, starting at 3,000 words, and there is no upper limit!"
"After being explicitly rejected, you can rest for three minutes, and then you can continue to move forward."
"Commonly used confession sentences: 1. I know you will definitely reject me, but......"
"2. I know you won’t accept me, please allow me to continue to like you........"
"3. Even if this relationship doesn’t work out, I will always stick to it........"
"4If you really hate me, but I hope you don’t block me, I will always like you silently....."
Xiao Huohuo:"The above four points are the mistakes I made at that time. If you really lick someone, you have no bottom line and no dignity!"
Ruffian Long:"Damn it, listening to your words is worth ten years of reading. Suddenly I discovered that men and women There are so many things that happened between them. Fortunately, this dragon is powerful and dares to reject this dragon. This dragon can also take revenge by destroying its body and soul." The big flightless eagle:"Human's The world is really complicated. Fortunately, I am an eagle!" (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Leader Yue:"Do you have any examples? Tell me about one!"
Xiao Huohuo:"This one It's getting late, I'm really busy!"
"Head Yue sent Xiao Huohuo one million evolution points!"
Xiao Huohuo:"Well, I will reluctantly give you an example. In fact, these examples are the cases I collected after I woke up in order to help the majority of male compatriots get rid of the fate of becoming dog lickers. The following are not my personal experiences, but Real examples collected from other people!"
"Let me give you an example"[]
"This is a chat record"
"Woman: Can you stop sending me messages? Can't you feel that I'm already annoying you? It really bothers me that you keep sending messages like this."
"Man: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If you are unhappy, we will contact you later. No matter what, I will always wait for you. From the first moment I saw you, I was ready for a long-term battle. I really I like you very much. I have been very attentive from the beginning. The mistakes I made in the middle were indeed irrational. I promise I will never do it again."
"Let's take it slow, okay? Let’s not talk about this for now, okay? Talk about something else! I won't put pressure on you, and I don't expect you to accept me. I just want to always like you, protect you, and prevent you from being hurt again. Although sometimes I will make you angry and unhappy, but I will restrain myself. Got it"
"I have said so much, loving someone with your heart is the most basic and the most difficult thing to do, and I can assure you that I can give you everything I have. Give me a chance and let's take it slow, okay?"
"It's not good for us to make arbitrary decisions now. I feel like this kind of thing can't always be cultivated, right?"
"Let’s not talk about relationships for now! Just like an ordinary friend, just chat and communicate. If you feel uncomfortable, you can tell me at any time and I will understand. We will calm down for a week and then contact you again!"
"The girl didn’t reply to the message at this time, and maybe she didn’t even bother to read this long article."
"After a while, the boy sent another message"
"Man: Have you seen the news? Can you respond to me? Are you unhappy? Can you tell me about it? If you see it, can you message me back? I promise not to bother you again!"
Xiao Huohuo:"This is the king-level dog-licking. At this time, the dog-licking is already extremely ill and will never look back until it hits the wall. However, what makes me most angry is that women will take advantage of men's emotions at this time and put them under pressure. He hangs men, makes men spend money, expresses garbage emotions to men, etc., and treats men like trash cans."
When the newcomer saw this message, he felt like he was struck by lightning and couldn't move for a long time.
He realized that it was clearly him.
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