The flightless eagle:"Shameless old man, you are actually willing to pluck your hair? How rare!"

Ruffian Dragon:"Shameless old man, give me back the secret book!"

Yue Buqun was also a little shocked. In his impression, Zhang Sanfeng was the standard. A shameless old thief, on the one hand he defrauds everyone of their treasures, but on the other hand he keeps everything for free. Even ordinary martial arts secrets are treated as trading items and never given away for free.

The existence of free prostitutes like Zhang Sanfeng also makes the group files empty.

No one wants to let someone have sex for free, let alone Zhang Sanfeng.

Diaphragm response!

Yue Buqun didn't say anything. Unlike the flightless eagle or the ruffian dragon, he was familiar with poems and books and had a deep mind. After a little thought, he came up with the key to the problem.

New member, the Evolver of All Things!

The name of each newly joined group member is chosen by the chat group and cannot be changed. Therefore, to a certain extent, the nickname also represents the identity and strength of the group member.

For example, the big flightless eagle is really a big eagle, the ruffian dragon is also a dragon, the Tai Chi master is a Taoist priest, and Yue Buqun is really the leader of the Huashan sect. All this shows that nicknames represent group members. identity of.

Maybe he really is a big boss! ?

The rice that even Tai Chi masters praise highly, what should it taste like?

No, I can't sit still and wait for death. I must get some of the same rice.

Gritting his teeth, Yue Buqun took out the martial arts secrets he had carried with him for more than 20 years and clicked on the function of issuing red envelopes!

"Hey, Yue Buqun sent a red envelope to the Evolution of All Things, please check it!"

Li Huan clicked to accept. Holding this ancient secret book, he fell into a state of confusion.

As for what? Just a few bags of modern rice?

Ruffian Long:"Shocked! Master Yue actually took the initiative to pluck his hair!"

The big flightless eagle:"Is Master Yue also a bird? I guess Master Yue is a chicken, cluck~"

Ruffian Dragon:"Big Eagle, Master Yue is a male, you called him wrong!"

The big flightless eagle:" What should I call it? Can you teach me something?"

Ruffian Zilong:"Hahaha~~ Do you think I will be fooled?"

The flightless eagle made a disappointed expression. Originally, he thought he could show off his IQ on his rival, the ruffian Dragon, but he failed unexpectedly. What a pity!

Huashan, Yue Buqun looked at the chat interface, with thoughts on his forehead. Three black lines were drawn.

He immediately sent a message to express his majesty.

Yue Buqun:"Shut up!"

Zhang Sanfeng looked amused. He sat on the futon, stroking his beard and laughing.

The Tai Chi master said:"Master Yue, don't be angry! These are all unintentional words. You have to be generous, so that you can go further!"

Yue Buqun shouted angrily, and the teapot on the table was knocked over with a bang. Ning Zhongze, who was teaching swordsmanship to his disciples outside the room, was so shocked that he frowned. Since a month ago, her husband has become special. Even though she was a housewife, she always meditated. She would meditate for several hours. Occasionally she would break a few teapots for unknown reasons and cursed the shameless old thief,"You and I are at odds with each other."

She was relatively calm at first, thinking that her husband She was angry outside, and when she came back, she locked herself in the room and sulked. But as time went by, she became confused. Her husband looked like he had lost his mind!

This was not possible. She needed to find a doctor someday. Come and see!

Yue Buqun didn't know that his weird behavior made Ning Zhongze have such thoughts. At this time, he was sulking.

His persona in the group is that of a good old man, because there has always been a desire in his heart to become However, because of his good-natured persona, he is friendly and kind to everyone, but everyone thinks he is easy to bully and often tells jokes to make fun of him. Others just make fun of him. After all, he is not a human being. Thinking The method is different from that of human beings, but what's the matter with you, the shameless old Taoist?

Normally, everyone doesn't mess with the river. Have you taken any medicine today?

Yue Buqun:"Old Taoist, I accept your auspicious words. As the saying goes, the Buddha cut his flesh and fed him. Eagle, the Taoist ancestor once incarnated as Lao Tzu and preached to the world. Whether it is the Buddha or the Taoist ancestor, he has the world in mind, is compassionate, dedicates himself, and illuminates others. Old Taoist, as a Taoist disciple, do you worship the Taoist ancestor?"

Tai Chi veteran Zhang Sanfeng was stunned. He cursed in his heart,"You are such a hypocrite, Master Yue. I thought you were such a good person!

Zhang Sanfeng was speechless and silent for a while.

Li Huan will"Ti Yun Zong""" and"Zixia Sheng Gong" secret books have absorbed the evolution points, increased by seven points, and the evolution points have completely reached ten points. He was in a happy mood and then turned his attention to the chat group. Looking at it

, He suddenly became happy.

Unexpectedly, he didn't say anything, but they actually fought openly and secretly.

He knew it was time for him to appear. If he didn't come out, he would be looked down upon.

The Evolver of All Things:"Thank you both. A red envelope from a group friend, a little thought, to express my gratitude!"

Li Huan waved his hand casually, and he gave away the unpacked bread on the table as a red envelope.

These breads are not expensive, about ten yuan each. He bought them from the supermarket this morning, and originally planned to use them as his own. for dinner, but now I’d better thank the two lovely group friends.

Yue Buqun and Zhang Sanfeng immediately received the red envelope without saying a word.

At present, I don’t have many evolutionary points, and it’s better to do business slowly and gradually, so His first step was to start with modern items.

Of course, this was also related to the fact that there were no modern people in the group. Later, when modern people appeared in the group, he could no longer rely on this method of trading. After tasting the sweetness, he realized that modern items were very important to the group. With the impact of dimensionality reduction in the ancient world, he immediately bought something worth more than 100,000 yuan online.

The most expensive ones were two swords, each costing 18,000 yuan. He noted that they must be sharpened otherwise he would not buy them. The shop owner did not even hesitate. , agreed immediately.

With money to clear the way, everything goes smoothly!

After placing the order, he glanced at the chat group.

At this time, it was getting dark, so he ordered a takeaway and began to study his system.

Pointing to the laptop, he said:"System, can it evolve laptops now?"

"The host and laptop are very complex objects, and the host does not have enough evolution points!"

System, what do I need from you?

"Can the system evolve this Taoist scripture?"

"Does the host want to enhance the carrier or the content?"

"Of course it’s the content, my enhanced carrier is of no use!"

"After testing, the content of the Taoist Scriptures is too illusory, missing important information, and insufficient evolution points!"

After asking around, Li Huan found that with ten evolution points, he can still evolve many things. For example, the water pen in his hand can evolve, but the evolved water pen is not what he wants, so he should choose a more practical one.

By the way , don’t I have a secret code?

Try it out

"Can the system evolve the content of"Zixia Secret Book"?"

"Yes, it requires 7 evolution points. Do you want to evolve?"

"Evolve!"

As the words fell, a bright golden light fell on the secret book.

After a moment, the golden light dissipated, revealing the secret book inside.

From the outside, there was no change! When

I opened the secret book, I was stunned.

I saw countless golden fonts falling away. off the paper and headed straight for his eyebrows

"Ding, congratulations to the host for learning the martial arts technique"Purple Energy from the East"》!"

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