"This won't work, this won't work, this absolutely won't work!"
"Isn't this just pretentiousness?"
"As time goes by, people will definitely find out. Do I want to lose my reputation as the Flying Bear layman?"Jiang Ziya stamped his feet and said angrily.
"Fame, fame, fame again!"
"Tell me, what's the use of fame!"
"Can it be eaten as a meal?"
"Half of your body has been buried, do you want to keep your reputation for the rest of your life?"
"Can't you just make some money and let me live a good life for a few days before I die? Ma said impatiently
"this……"Jiang Ziya looked at his old wife's face. Although it was full of ravines and miserable, her hair was all white after all, and she had lived a life of hardship with him.
A few years ago, when Old Wangtou was still alive and he went fishing by himself, Ma always went to Old Wangtou next door to divine his future. this……
"Okay, madam, I will listen to you as my husband, I will go find my sworn brother to help me buy an outfit!"Jiang Ziya sighed, as if he had aged a lot.
He covered his waist and eyes and walked out tremblingly.Son, go find your sworn brother Song Yirenla.
When we arrived at Song Yiren's place, it happened that Song Yiren was having dinner. When he saw Jiang Ziya coming, he quickly and enthusiastically invited Jiang Ziya to sit down and eat together, and ordered the servant to pour some wine.
Jiang Ziya looked at the rich delicacies on the table, and thought of the light porridge that reflected the reflection every day at home, and couldn't help but sigh.
While drinking, he expressed his thoughts to Song Yiren. Song Yiren was also shocked by Jiang Ziya's thoughts.
However, after persuading him to no avail, Song Yiren had no choice but to agree and ordered his servant to prepare a set of utensils for Jiang Ziya overnight.
Three days later, Jiang Ziya, who had packed up neatly, entered Chaoge City, came to the fortune-telling parlor prepared for him by Song Yiren, and posted a couplet.
The letter"The universe is vast in the sleeve; the sun and the moon are long in the pot."
The tone of the letter was extremely grand, and it immediately attracted the attention of everyone who came and went.
"Hum, I want to give it a try and see what this bad old man is capable of and how dare he say such arrogant things!"But there was a woodcutter in the crowd, named Liu Mingqian, who saw Jiang Ziya hanging such an arrogant couplet and immediately said
"Hey, fortune teller! Liu Gan went straight into the fortune-telling parlor, slapped the table and said,"Please give me a fortune!""
Jiang Ziya didn't expect that customers would come to the door as soon as he opened the door, and he was overjoyed. As for Liu Gan's face, he didn't take it to heart at all. No matter how scary he is, how can his own wife scare others?
"Okay, objectively, you can write a word on the paper."Jiang Ziya said, learning from the knowledge he had learned in the past two days.
"Humph, I can’t write, so just look at my side and say, if you say it’s right, I’ll give you money, if you say it’s wrong, I’ll give you money too! It’s just money for your medical treatment!"Liu Qian raised his fist and said.
Jiang Ziya was startled by what he said behind Liu Gan's back, and couldn't help but feel guilty. He subconsciously touched his waist, secretly thinking that his old arms and legs couldn't withstand a beating, especially this old waist. , but it can’t be hurt anymore.
When I touched it, I found that there was an extra piece of cloth around my waist. Isn’t it the yellow cloth that appears strangely every day?
But today, the yellow cloth seemed to have some small writing on it. , Jiang Ziya picked it up and looked at it, and was instantly dumbfounded.
"Hey, I'm talking about fortune tellers. How's your fortune telling? Have you ever figured it out?"
"I look at your brows and triangular eyes. You may have a bad temper. The top of your skull is slightly convex and black. You will definitely suffer a bloody disaster within half an hour after you go out!"Jiang Ziya said with a confused look.
This line of words suddenly appeared in the yellow cloth.
Jiang Ziya didn't know whether it was accurate, but now he has no other choice. He can't just make nonsense. Look at this rude man, he doesn’t look like he’s easy to fool.
"What nonsense! I'll go out and wander around for half an hour. If it doesn't work, I'll come back and smash your fortune telling parlor!"Liu Gan said viciously.
After saying that, he turned around and went out. When he went out, he turned his head from time to time and glanced fiercely at the fortune-telling parlor. As a result, he accidentally bumped into a patrolling soldier.
These soldiers were in Chaoge. He was used to being domineering, but now he was hit by someone. How could he obey? They took the opportunity to beat Liu Gan with a black nose and swollen face and then left.
Everyone onlookers were stunned when they saw this scene!
In less than half an hour, the bloody disaster was really Yes...
Liu Gan wiped away the nosebleed and ran into the fortune-telling parlor regardless of the pain on his body;"Old god, he's alive!" So effective! After finishing speaking ,
Liu Gan took out half of the money and handed it to Jiang Ziya and said respectfully:"Please ask the old god Haosheng to help me predict my future!""
Is this really useful?"
"good!"Jiang Ziya was also confused at this moment. He couldn't care less about Liu Gan's disrespect before.
Emotions are the correct way to open this piece of yellow cloth, hiss!
This is really a treasure!
But he didn't know that this yellow cloth would be The traces of spirituality contained in it also looked helpless.
The list of gods: Damn! If you don’t reveal something, you will soon use yourself as a diaper.
"Your forehead is slightly convex, but your heaven is not very full. In addition, your eyes are deeply sunken. In my opinion, you should go home and say goodbye to your relatives and friends quickly, otherwise you will be in jail soon!"Jiang Ziya saw new small characters appearing on the yellow cloth, so he spoke calmly.
This time, he looked like a master of wisdom and an immortal spirit.
He was like a living god!
"What?"Liu Gan was shocked when he heard this, but he didn't dare to believe it after learning from past mistakes, so he had to leave in despair.
"Old god, tell me your fortune!"
"Calculate it for me, do it for me first!"
"Old god, I want to divine!"
When the onlookers outside saw how smart Jiang Ziya was, they immediately rushed into the fortune-telling parlor and begged Jiang Ziya for help in fortune-telling. Jiang
Ziya chuckled and started counting one by one. Every hexagram was sure to be correct. The name of divine fortune-telling was in Chaoge for a while. The city was actually quite famous.
The threshold of the fortune-telling parlor was barely broken by the people who came to tell fortunes.
However, a few days later, the fortune-telling parlor became deserted again.
"Hey, you said that Mr. Liu from the east of the city, who has a huge fortune, came over a few days ago to do some fortune-telling. The old god said that he was going to lose his fortune, but within two days he was deceived and bankrupted."
"You're pretty good now. Do you know Liu Gan who came to tell fortunes in the first place? It was said that he was going to jail. But a few days ago, I had an argument with someone and accidentally beat him to a disability. He was put in prison. He will never come out in this life."
"This is not the worst thing. Mr. Liu from the north of the city, the middle doctor, came to tell fortunes one day, and was burned by the demon concubine the next day."
"In short, no one who comes to this fortune-telling parlor to have their fortune told will end well!" ps: Please subscribe!
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