"Come back, come back, your soul is here!"
"Why, Mr. Jiang, do you want me to send eight sedans out to greet you?"
As soon as Jiang Ziya finished speaking, a series of shouts and curses suddenly came from the yard.
The expression on Jiang Ziya's face froze, and then he showed a flattering smile:"How can it be possible? It's not like I haven't seen my wife for a day. I miss you so much. ?"
"miss me? Alas, a female member of the slave family cannot bear the thought of the dignified layman Fei Xiong!"Unexpectedly, after hearing Jiang Ziya's words, the woman in the room, instead of being moved, said sarcastically in every possible way.
"Hehe, madam, are you kidding?……"Jiang Ziya laughed a few times with an unnatural expression on his face.
"Are you kidding? Do you think I'm joking?"
"Jiang Ziya, let me ask you, I have been married for more than 40 years, have you ever done any farm work?"A figure walked out of the house angrily, came straight to Jiang Ziya, and started yelling curses.
The old woman had a water tank waist, triangular eyes, broom eyebrows, wind ears, and a face full of wrinkles. If a fly fell inside, she would He was about to be sandwiched into a cake, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a stench filled the air, almost making Jiang Ziya faint.
"I was also the eldest lady of the Ma family, why did I marry such a poor person like you!"
"It doesn’t matter if you are poor, you can hardly open the pot at home, why don’t you go to the river every day to catch some fish, and you use a straight hook without bait?"
"Why don't you just hang yourself? Just hang yourself!"
"Oh my God, I was really blind when I found an old man like you."
Looking at the crying wife in front of her, Jiang Ziya almost fainted on the spot. It was so stinky!
And with such a big movement, many people from the neighbors came out to watch the fun.
Jiang Ziya forced a smile. With a sound, he opened his mouth and was about to speak, but his face suddenly turned purple.
"vomit!"
I almost vomited it out on the spot. After a long time, I slowly adjusted myself. I was mentally prepared and said,"What did you say? Being able to marry your wife is simply a blessing that I have cultivated in ten lifetimes."
"Wife, look what I caught for you!"
As he said this, Jiang Ziya picked up the fish basket as if offering a treasure. Inside was the piece of bright yellow cloth.
"I thought it was some kind of rag. I've been seeing this rag for decades. Tell me, besides being a rag, what else can it be used for?"
Mr. Ma angrily picked up the bright yellow cloth, wiped it on the fence a few times, and then threw it away from a distance.
Jiang Ziya was speechless for a moment and didn't know what to say.
In fact, the fisherman who caught this fish in the first place When they were making a piece of cloth, both of them were very happy, thinking that their decades of perseverance had finally moved God. They were indestructible to water and fire, and indestructible to swords and axes.
What else could this be if it wasn't a treasure?
After staying at home for a few days,Feeling that it was of no use, he contacted a rich man and sold the cloth.
It was also sold for a good price, which made Ma extremely happy at the time.
Who would have thought that the day after the sale, the rich man brought someone to the door angrily, saying that the precious cloth suddenly disappeared in the middle of the night yesterday, and that Ma had gone back on his promise and got back the items he had sold!
Just when Ma didn't know how to explain, Jiang Ziya came back from fishing happily, holding a very familiar bright yellow cloth in his hand.
"Madam, look what I caught again today!"
The result is self-evident. The rich man angrily ordered his men to beat Jiang Ziya violently, and then went back with the money he used to buy the baby yesterday.
Jiang Ziya was left with a piece of dirty cloth on the ground, groaning in pain. Huh.
If it weren't for the fact that they were in middle age and their bodies were not as fragile as they are now.
I'm afraid... there would be no future.
From then on, Ma and Jiang Ziya finally understood that this rag had no effect at all, as long as If you leave the vicinity of Jiang Ziya, you will mysteriously disappear, and then be fished back by Jiang Ziya the next day.
You can't shake him off, and you can't run away!
Not to mention how annoying it is, the biggest use is to throw it away after using it, no need to wash it Just a rag
"Ouch, I haven't had a good day. Why is my life so miserable?"
"After following you for so many years, I have never had a good day!"
Mr. Ma was still crying and cursing Jiang Ziya. Seeing more and more people watching, Jiang Ziya's face turned blue and purple, which was embarrassing. He couldn't help but glance at the bright yellow cloth with hatred..It
’s all your useless rag that caused my wife to complain about me again!
"Madam, let’s go inside and talk. The ground is cold, so get up quickly!"But he couldn't ignore the troubles that had followed him for so many years. Jiang Ziya quickly lowered his head and tried to help Ma up:"No big deal, I'll go ask my sworn brother tomorrow and ask him to find a job for me to make money to support the family."
Shen Gongbao, his best friend for many years, left. Jiang Ziya was temporarily uninterested. He felt that fishing was not interesting anymore, so he said:
"real? You don't fish anymore?"When Ma heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he squinted secretly and looked at Jiang Ziya.
"I won’t fish anymore, and I will never fish again. I will definitely work hard to let my wife live a good life. Jiang Ziya said helplessly
"That's pretty much it! Ma's eyes rolled, and instead of crying and shouting before, he put on a shy expression:"Ms. sir, the ground is so cold, I can't stand it anymore. Please help me up quickly!""
These words, if spoken by a beautiful young woman, would definitely make a man's bones go numb.
But at this moment, coming out of the mouth of Ma, an old woman, the pungent bad breath was directly directed at Jiang Ziya..Jiang
Ziya’s face turned purple, and he was so disgusted that he didn’t spit it out.
"good! good! good!"
"Husband, please help your wife get up!"But finally it'll be fine if Ma doesn't cry or fuss. Jiang Ziya forced a smile and prepared to help Ma up.
After a few breaths, there was a crisp"click" sound.
"Oops, madam, I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, my husband’s waist seems to be flashing!"Jiang Ziya clutched his waist and groaned in pain.
"Humph, you useless piece of trash, and I’m pointing you out to find a job so that I can live a good life?"
Mr. Ma got up from the ground angrily and went into the house cursing.
Jiang Ziya was left with a bitter face and clutching his waist, but every time he moved, he felt heartbreaking pain.
"Alas, if I had known earlier, it would have been better to follow Brother Bao to seek immortality and ask questions than to suffer such a sin."Sighing, Jiang Ziya had the thought of regret for the first time in his life.
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