All my disciples are sand sculpture players

"Tsk tsk tsk, what era are you in, and you are still a little devil dressed as a girl!"

"How many versions ago was that in the third beta era? Hahaha, can cloud players also be divided into versions?"

"That is, we are the most cutting-edge cloud players following the trend. Look at those idiots, are we still imitating three tests? This era is the era of four tests, okay? The previous version of BOSS, Zero in Black, personally admitted that Big Bear is the strongest Harpy! If you don't prepare to be a bear, what's the difference between you and a fool?"

"Haha, I rode a bicycle and traveled 800 miles here. Do you really think I didn't prepare anything? What's the difference between a person who doesn't even wear a bear harness when participating in a radio exercise competition, and a happy guy?"

"good! Fortunately, I was smart enough to prepare this outfit in advance, otherwise it would have been really dangerous!"

"We will definitely win this styling battle!"

……

All members of the team were wearing various jackets, and each member had a proud smile.

Then these people turned their heads and vomited a mouthful of old blood.

Because not far from the next door, a team not only put on big bear suits, but also each took out a bathtub-shaped paper wrap and put it on skillfully.

Perfectly imitating Xiong Da taking a bath.

Except there was no water in the bathtub, it was a complete reappearance of the bear!

There were even several people with custom-made velvet dolls of War Camel Beast hanging on their bodies.

Now, people who only wore Xiongda or Xiyangyang were all confused.

"Look at those harpies! Haha, you wear a plush suit and you think you can win?"

"Killing me!"

"Without a bathtub, how can you still be called the strongest Happy?"

"When I placed an order for this bathtub paper model, the store owners thought I was a psycho! But now, who dares to say that I am crazy? This is called foresight!"

"This time, we will definitely win!"

"good! Who else can be stronger than us?"

……

The team, dressed in a bear suit with a paper model bathtub hanging outside the suit, was full of absolute confidence.

At this moment, other unprepared teams exploded directly.

"Are these people crazy?"

"They...why do they have these things?"

"Hey, they all look like this, how can they beat them?"

"Madhu, you are crazy, you are crazy if you step on the horse all the way!"

"I abstained from voting. Isn’t it okay if I abstain from voting?"

"These people are poisonous!"

……

Those who thought it was just an ordinary broadcast fuck competition were all dumbfounded at this time. Look at this person wearing a big bear suit and a bathtub paper wrap, and then look at other people dressed in women's clothing and holding a Balabala little magic fairy transformation stick. There are also members who all transformed into Ultraman, even put on vegetable uniforms, and formed other teams of the Vegetarian Legion.

Take another look at yourself.

Ordinary clothes, ordinary hair, ordinary everything.

This is worse than a hammer!

In the blink of an eye, almost a million contestants gave up.

Unbearable!

I can't stand it anymore!

At the end of the preparation time, there were only an average of thirty teams left in the 10,000 divided areas.

As the live broadcast room opened, everyone watching the live broadcast was stunned.

What the hell?

Did I enter the wrong live broadcast room?

What are these thirty foot-picking men wearing big bear suits and hanging paper models of bathtubs?

Do you want to rate them yourself?

Hit your sister!

At this moment, even the mentality of the water friends watching the live broadcast has undergone hundreds of millions of subtle changes.

But even so, many water friends still skillfully typed out their own ratings while watching the live broadcast.

So soon, among the thirty teams, the three teams with the lowest ratings were quickly selected and eliminated.

"how so? I even shaved my head bald when riding a horse, yet I still lost?"

"I have a big face painted on my belly, why am I at the bottom?"

"I've worn outerwear every time I'm fat, and now I'm in the bottom of the pile? Why?"

……

The members of the eliminated team collapsed. Even though they tried hard,... compared to other, more cheerful teams, they ultimately failed miserably.

At this moment, the demonic radio sound sounded again

"Congratulations to all the teams for successfully forming, the next step will be to start……"

"12 hours of continuous broadcast dance battle!"

"The rules are simple!"

"In each area, all teams start dancing together!"

"Each team will have a special spotlight for live streaming!"

"In one area, there will be an average of twenty-seven live broadcast rooms, broadcasting in real time!"

"And among these twenty-seven live broadcast rooms, the team with the least number of viewers will be automatically eliminated if it lasts more than ten minutes!"

"So, if you want not to be eliminated, you can perform as much as you can while doing normal dance broadcasts and attract more viewers!"

"This is the strongest dance king!"

……

As the announcement sounded, all the contestants gasped. terrible!

Not only do they have to perform radio exercises continuously, but they also adopt such a brutal elimination system at the end?

In other words, your team not only has to perform broadcast exercises all the time, but also perform tricks on horseback to attract more viewers!

Otherwise, once you are ranked last, you will not be able to change your ranking within ten minutes, and you will be eliminated!

"Click!"With the twenty-seven special spotlights in each area turned on, an average of twenty-seven teams in each area quickly lined up. The next moment, the broadcast sounded again!

"The eighteenth set of children's radio gymnastics, the breath of sand marten, begins!"

When the familiar melody sounded again, many people felt a cold sweat break out on their backs.

What kind of children's gymnastics is this horse riding?

This horse riding is simply the scream of hell!

"Brothers, we can't lose!"

"Yes, everyone, come on!"

"Comrades, join me... jump up!"

……

Some of the contestants in each team are middle-aged uncles, some are students who have not yet graduated, and there are also some aunts or sunny young people.

But at this time, everyone is a comrade in the same team!

Don't ask why!

One word!

The broadcasting of the jumping horse!

The next moment, 270,000 teams in the entire square danced the familiar broadcast dance at the same time!

And at this time.

In Yanhuang Sect Square, a certain player suddenly came online and shouted loudly

"Brothers, go offline and go to Yudou Live Broadcast, click on the Broadcast Cao Dou Dance channel, my God, tens of millions of people are performing Broadcast Cao Dou Dance in the square south of Yandu!"

With this shout, the players in the first test, second test, third test, and fourth test in the square all tilted their heads.

What the hell did you just say?