The military journey begins when you are about to retire

Chinese New Year's Eve, Recruit Company!

It was the happiest day ever for any recruit!

There is no crawling, no squad leader's nagging, neat clothes, clean faces, all the recruits sigh in their hearts:

"I'm living like a human being today!

In the fourth class, Guo Ting looked at the door from time to time, looking anxious!

Why didn't this squad leader ask us to get the mobile phone, wow, the other classes are busy swiping WeChat, Douyin, and it can only be used for half an hour, and the squad leader has no time to turn it off!

But isn't it, I still want to see if anyone likes the WeChat posted yesterday!

"I said what are you in a hurry, Mount Tai collapsed in front of you, your face does not change, learn from brother," Sun Cheng, who was leaning against the wall, did not know where to find a cigarette, and said unhurriedly

Seeing Guo Ting, who had a cigarette in Sun Cheng's hand, he hurriedly leaned over!

"I got it from there!".

"Last time, the platoon commander's room was cleaned, and I started it!"

"You're stealing!".

"What are you stealing, I picked it up and wanted to put it back when it fell to the ground, I don't know what happened to us in my pocket, you say it's not strange!" Sun Cheng also said with an innocent face

"That's tight, it's up," Guo Ting finished and didn't know where to find a lighter!

"Wait a minute, you go to a class and call Luo Xiao, let's fix it together!".

"Yes, yes, he also gave us a few mouthfuls last time, and we can't forget him!"

"Remember to use the code!" Sun Cheng reminded.

One shift room.

Zhou Fang looked at Guo Ting.

"What's the matter?".

"Report to the first squad leader, Sun Cheng has something that can't be sucked out, and he needs Luo Xiao's support!".

"How can Luo Xiao suck it out?" Zhou Fang said curiously

"Luo Xiao has a lot of strength. "

"Luo Xiao, hurry up!".

"What a squad leader!".

Password, whoever doesn't go is a fool!

Luo Xiao, who took a deep breath of cigarette, said slowly when he was sure that the smoke had reached the depths of his lungs

"Even if you still have a little conscience, it's not in vain that I have sparred you N times!".

Guo Ting, who spit out a cigarette, said:

"This is life, brothers, I said that there is a beautiful woman in front of me now, it is better than this cigarette!".

"I said you two hurry up, it's safe to smoke early, don't get caught again!" Luo Xiao was very anxious!

"What squad leader, what platoon leader, today my brother will leave the words here, and he still wants to catch me smoking, he can," smoke strengthens people's courage, and it is Sun Cheng who is talking about it!

Xu Haoran, who had just passed through the fourth class, felt a pungent smell coming, and after taking a few more breaths, he turned around and pushed open the door of the fourth class!

"Hello platoon commander," all the recruits get up!

Sun Cheng got up and at the same time, he rolled the only remaining cigarette butt into his mouth with a "sizzle"!

"Fuck, you can still play like this, but the cigarette butt is still on fire?"

"Smoking?" said Xu Hao, who walked up to the servant

"Hmm... Well, the three of them shook their heads!".

"Smoke it, smoke it, besides, this is not usual, it doesn't matter if you smoke one in the Chinese New Year's Eve!"

"Platoon commander, your conscience has been found!".

"Platoon commander, you have had such a good time!" Luo Xiao and Sun Cheng said one after the other

Guo Ting is even more ruthless!

"Platoon commander, what are you hitting, why don't you go to the doctor!".

", sit, sit!" he said, taking out a box of cigarettes from his pocket

"One for one person, only once, only today!".

"Really, don't lie to me!".

"If you love to smoke or not, it will be invalid when it expires!" As soon as the words fell, half a pack of cigarettes bottomed out!

When men talk about the sky, sometimes a sip of wine and a cigarette are enough, and they don't talk about it, but they talk about women again!

"Platoon leader, this is a real bull fork, flirt with two at the same time, junior brother, I am willing to bow to the wind!" Sun Cheng stretched out his thumb and said

"What the hell, flirting with two at the same time, what do you mean?".

"The instructor and Platoon Commander Li, they are fighting openly and secretly, and they are almost no one to compete in martial arts!" Guo Ting said directly

"What's the matter, I'll provoke two, I don't want to mess with any of them, can a woman be messed with? The bloody lessons of history tell us that you can't mess with a woman if you provoke anyone!"

"Why, platoon commander!" the recruits were curious

Look!

There are two hardest things in the world: one is to put one's own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money in one's own pocket. The former succeeded in calling the teacher, the latter succeeded in calling the boss, and both succeeded in calling the woman, that is, the wife".

"I don't want to learn anymore when I fight with my teacher, I don't want to mix with my boss, and I don't want to live when I fight with my wife. "

"So, all of you must remember that women can't be messed with casually:

Qin Shi Huang provoked Meng Jiangnu, and the Great Wall that had just been built was cried down!

Cao Cao provoked Xiao Qiao, and the Battle of Chibi was burned out!

Li Shimin provoked Wu Meiniang, and the country was taken away!

Xianfeng provoked Cixi, and the Qing Dynasty perished!

Huang Shiren provoked the white-haired girl, but was shot as a bully!

"Cow man, I can summarize it so incisively!

So don't try to reason with women, it's the truth!"

The recruits looked dazed?

Xu Haoran glanced at the recruits, and pointed his finger in the direction of the women's platoon and said:

"A creature that bleeds seven days a month and doesn't die, do you think you can beat her?"

"Hahaha......

".

The

loud laughter from the fourth class made Wu Ruonan, who had just passed by, retreat again, and put his two ears on the side against the crack in the door!

"The platoon leader, you said that women can't be messed with, so let's mess with the instructor and Platoon Commander Li?

"I provoked them, I took care of them, like a plaster, I can't shake them off, besides, does the platoon commander look like a man who lacks women, let's make it clear! There is still a doll waiting at home!".

"That platoon commander likes the instructor!".

"The instructor has a bad temper and issues bids at every turn. Xu Haoran said

"Is that like Platoon Commander Li?"

"Platoon Commander Li has a good temper and is beautiful, but his figure is not as good as that of the instructor!"

"I'm Cao, platoon commander, you won't have both, right?" Sun Cheng said

"It's better to see the one who kissed the doll first!" Xu Haoran said casually

"Phew!".

The door was kicked open, and Wu Ruonan's face that was ready to be marked at any time didn't dare to breathe in fright

"Hello instructor!".

"What's good!" Wu Ruonan's face was frosty!

"Hello sister-in-law!" Guo Ting said directly!

"Guo Ting, you go to help the cook, and the rest of the people arrange to do the work!".

"Hello sister-in-law," this time the voice is really loud!

"Get out of here and help cook!" Wu Ruonan shouted!

After going out, a group of recruits who had palpitations breathed a long sigh of relief!

"Guo Ting, you are still clever, or we will die!" Sun Cheng said

"I don't know what the platoon commander will do with us!" said Youbing

Guo Ting looked at everyone before he said slowly:

"Platoon commander, he's done playing!".

(I'm going to put it on the shelves in two days, you can read it with confidence, this book is not too supervising, not written on behalf of you!).

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