Dark destroyer

"Yes, when I saw the water, I suddenly felt that the water was very hideous, and I should never touch it, the feeling was so strong that I would die if I touched it, so I had to run, but you kid kicked me into the water, fortunately, your kid has a conscience and rescued me again, otherwise I won't let you go." "

"Yo, can't you fight with that thing if you become a ghost, it seems that I saved you wrong, and continue to let you live in the world, making me dizzy all day long. "

"You are a faint person, what does it have to do with me, the real scourge is you in my opinion, how can there be a well-behaved bastard like me, unlike you who kill people and set fires. "

"Yo! You're still a well-behaved bastard, you've watched "The Great Sage of Love" too much of you, so it's good for you to continue your promising career. "

Xiao Yi and Chen Feng were sarcastically joking with each other, but both of them were tired, and they gradually lost their breath as they spoke, and some only snored louder and louder.

Just when the two of them were sleeping, Xiao Yi felt that his body was swaying, as if he was back in the fish pond, and the man's head set off a huge wave, sinking him in the water. "Ahh When I opened my eyes, I felt the white light was dazzling, and I didn't know where I was for a while.

"You sleepy worm, you haven't slept for a few days, what delicious food do you eat in your dreams, and your saliva is running all over the ground. Liu Suxue's questioning voice made Xiao Yi come back to his senses a little, he was still in his home.

Xiao Yi shook his head vigorously, his eyes gradually adjusted to the light, and then he looked around, and for a moment he was a little embarrassed.

Looking at the brightness of the light, I am afraid that it is already noon, and there are already many people standing in the living room, all watching him sneer.

Xiao Yi hurriedly lowered his head to see where he was smiling like this, and he didn't realize that his ears were a little hot. The blue and white school uniform clearly left a mark, and I don't know how much saliva flowed to form such a large scale.

Seeing his appearance, the people around him burst into laughter, but Xiao Yi, who was laughing at this time, became a little annoyed, raised his head and glared at everyone viciously. But I didn't expect him to be like this, and these people couldn't even straighten their waists when they laughed.

At this time, Xiao Yi was stunned, he didn't expect that the eyes like torches that he had practiced on weekdays would be a little unbearable for anyone to look at, but today it has become a laughing stock for everyone.

Xiao Yi scratched his head, not knowing what to do, his eyes wandered around. Suddenly, he saw Chen Feng, who was lying on the sofa next to him, also getting up in a daze, his face ......

Xiao Yi couldn't help but be happy, Chen Feng's face was depicted as a cat face by a very thick black pen, black eye shadow, big dots on the tip of his nose, a black but quite character three-petal mouth, and four big beards on the left and right.

"Haha. Xiao Yi pointed at Chen Feng and laughed wildly. He didn't stop laughing, and the people around him were rolling on the ground with laughter, and a few of them were crying out for help with laughter. Chen Feng was ignorant, and he hadn't woken up yet, but when he saw a group of people around him laughing wildly, he also laughed stupidly.

The room full of people giggled and laughed like crazy, both men and women, laughing without human appearance.

Xiao Yi smiled and smiled, and suddenly came back to his senses, could it be that he was a crow and a pig laughing, so he quickly got up and rushed into the bathroom, looking at his honor in the mirror on the wall.

I didn't see it, and the smile that had just stopped at this look came out again. His emaciated face was depicted in green colored pencils as a fox, a strange fox with one big eye and one small eye.

Needless to say, it must be Liu Suxue who dares to do such a thing to him and Chen Feng. Xiao Yi shook his head and smiled bitterly, he really didn't expect that he was a relatively famous gangster leader, and now he would become everyone's clown.

I turned on the faucet and washed my face, and went back to the house to change into clean clothes, and then came out. As a result, I saw that the mindless Chen Feng was still using his cat face to ask everyone why they were laughing.

Xiao Yi couldn't hold back a laugh, and hurriedly rushed over to pick up Chen Feng and ran to the bathroom. When Chen Feng saw the person in the mirror, he was dumbfounded. Xiao Yi hurriedly asked him to wash up quickly. After Chen Feng washed away, he angrily asked who was so bold and teasing him, he must make that person suffer.

Xiao Yi solemnly warned him that Liu Suxue must have done this, but if Liu Suxue had no hair, their friends would not have done it.

"But this person is too embarrassed, how can you let me mess up in school in the future, do I still have brothers who have a face?" Chen Feng said aggrievedly.

"Why, whoever dares to laugh, who laughs at PK, that's it for today. Xiao Yi said helplessly, he really couldn't think of how to mix up in the future, this ugliness was really embarrassing, but he really had no way to take Liu Suxue. Today is someone's birthday, and I have to greet him with a smile. "Alas!" sighed.

"Brother, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass. Chen Feng patted Xiao Yi's shoulder sympathetically and said.

"you, don't drag the words here. Xiao Yi slapped Chen Feng on the back of the head.

After Chen Feng sorted out the description, Xiao Yi finally solemnly warned him not to talk nonsense. Liu Suxue is just his good friend, not something he thinks about crankily.

When the two came out, everyone had stopped laughing, but the corners of their mouths couldn't help but curl up when they looked at the two of them.

Originally, Liu Suxue knew that Xiao Yi might be angry because she was playing tricks on him like this, but she was confident that she could control it, but she was still not sure if Chen Feng would be angry, but seeing that the two of them were all right now, she couldn't help but feel relieved. These two people call themselves underworld heroes on weekdays, and their classmates are very afraid, and the school also has a headache for him, thinking that he is a problem person. She tried her best to let Xiao Yi'an stay in school safely, but his bad reputation and his complete ruffian style made his classmates and teachers stay away. She was always looking for opportunities to integrate into the school and get on the right path. Today's action is also to let the students see that this character who is rampant on weekdays also has a funny side of human nature. She is very satisfied with the current result of the matter, unexpectedly Chen Feng is also calm, it seems that Xiao Yi can still suppress Chen Feng.

The nine classmates who came, three men and six women, are either class cadres or excellent students who study well, although Liu Suxue does not have the best relationship with them on weekdays, these people still have a lot of weight in the class, and the teacher generally has to consider what they say. Today's birthday party brought them here to strengthen their understanding of Xiao Yi, and can help bring this prodigal son back to the right path.

Everyone was laughing and laughing, they didn't expect Liu Suxue's birthday party to be so grand and lively, and Xiao Yi, who was so sideways on weekdays, would bring fun to everyone first. This birthday party was solemnly held in the midst of laughter.