"I am the reincarnation of Tathagata Buddha, you mortals, why don’t you kneel down?"
When a big fat pig said such words in an extremely majestic tone in front of her, Qin Yue felt that her three views were shattered!
"This, this, this……"
She stammered and couldn't say a complete sentence for a while.
Huang Tao said proudly:"How about it, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
"This, this, this……"Qin Yue's mind went blank.
Huang Tao then looked at Su Yue, wanting to see the extremely shocked expression on his face.
However, Su Yue looked confused and pointed at the big fat pig and said:"Didn't it say that he was the reincarnation of the Great Sage Qitian? How come he has become Tathagata Buddha now?"
Huang Tao was stunned.
Brother, is your focus wrong?
Seeing that Huang Tao didn't speak, Su Yue asked himself,"Hey, big fat pig, who are you reincarnated in?" The big fat pig was furious and said:"You are so bold! How dare you speak rudely to me, please be careful of my orders. The Four Great Vajras will kill you!"
Su Yue:"……"
Qin Yue:"……"
Huang Tao:"……"
Xiao Zi licked the corner of her mouth and quickly grabbed the drool that was about to drip down with her little hands.
The big fat pig seemed to have sensed something, and suddenly trembled, and said with a squeak:"My dear friends, please step aside, I am going to rest."
Everyone:"……"
Is this pig mentally ill?
Su Yue asked:"Does his breeder often read novels in front of it?"
Huang Tao said:"Then let me ask him. This morning the pig spoke human language and scared him into the hospital."
"There’s no need to ask, since it doesn’t affect our ability to eat it anyway."Su Yue waved his hand.
Huang Tao's eyes widened,"You, you still want to eat it, do you dare to eat it?"
Su Yue said with a smile:"Don't think it's too magical. At most, it's just a parrot. As time goes by, there will be more and more things that subvert people's outlook on life."
"If you don't eat it now, people from the special department will soon come and take it away for study. It is different from ordinary pigs. Its meat will be beneficial to the human body if you eat it."
Huang Tao and Qin Yue looked at each other and saw the surprise in each other's eyes.
"Brother Yue, you have really changed, you are different from the you we knew before. Huang Tao said suddenly.
Qin Yue stared at Su Yue and remained silent.
Su Yue smiled and said,"Am I becoming unsympathetic or cold-blooded?""
Qin Yue and Huang Tao were stunned, and then they both laughed and did not delve further into this issue.
No matter what Su Yue becomes, he is still their friend. The better he develops, the more they will support him. He felt happy.
On the other hand, Su Yue also had full trust in them. After all, they were best friends who had been together for a long time. There was no problem in revealing a certain amount of things to them in advance.
The big fat pig was unhappy and said in a cold voice:"Wait, wait. If you eat me, you will be punished by God!"
Su Yue was surprised,"What did Brother Zhu say?"
The big fat pig said proudly:"I am the reincarnation of Yuanshi Tianzun.……"
Su Yue looked at Huang Tao,"We can arrange for the butcher to come and kill the pigs."
Huang Tao nodded,"Okay!"
The big fat pig was so frightened that its face turned pale and he yelled quickly.
"I am a god descending to earth, you cannot eat me!"
"Hello! You despicable people, don't leave!"
"Hello! I am a noble person. When I am angry, I will lay down the corpses of millions of people!"
"If you ants want to survive, why don't you come back quickly and kowtow to apologize!"
"I am the Dragon King and the God of War has returned. With a shout, one hundred thousand soldiers will come and let this place become a river of blood.……"
No matter how it howled, no one paid attention to it. Su Yue and others had already gone out.
As soon as Su Yue and others went out, they saw two people dressed as Taoist priests, led by several people.
"Dad, this is……"Huang Tao stared at the two Taoist priests.
The middle-aged man walking at the front was the owner of this pig farm, Huang Tao’s father. He introduced the two Taoists behind him to everyone.
"I met these two Taoist priests on the roadside. They took the initiative to stop me and said that something strange was happening at my house. I was shocked when I heard that these two were experts, so I told them about our pig's mouth speaking human words."
The two Taoist priests, one old and one young, both looked a little proud when they heard the words.
The young Taoist among them noticed Qin Yue, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but straighten his back a little. It's a pity that Qin Yue didn't look more He glanced at it, which made him a little displeased.
The old Taoist stroked his beard and said calmly:"This pig is psychic. My master and disciple have felt something in their hearts, so they came to take it away. This is not its place.
Huang Tao frowned and said,"This is our pig. Why did you take it away?""
The old Taoist said:"The moment it speaks human words, it no longer belongs to your family, but the poor Taoist will not take advantage of you, Xiunian. The young Taoist nodded,"
Yes, Master." He took out some money and looked sideways at Huang Tao,"Take it, we bought this pig." Huang
Tao sneered,"Pork is so expensive now. You can't even buy a pig leg for such a small amount of money!"
The young Taoist named Xiunian frowned and his tone became cold,"We are helping you solve your troubles. Logically speaking, you should be the one giving us the money!" However, my master is benevolent and righteous, you should be grateful to him!"
……
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