People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger
Chapter 388
"boom! boom!"
"Little Jiraiya, little Minato, little Youyu, come and try my handiwork, I'm really showing off my skills today, be sure to eat more."
Several large pots of food were placed on the dining table by Shijian, and Shijian shouted with a smile on his face.
"......"
Jiraiya and Minato's faces turned green when they looked at the"food" on the table. insect! insect! Everything you see is bugs!
The soup made from bugs looks purple.
There are even live bugs squirming around.
Is this kind of thing meant for people to eat?!
The corners of Jiraiya and Minato's mouths twitched at the same time, and their stomachs turned.
Although this is not the first time I have seen this dish, I still find it difficult to accept it every time I see it.
When Jiraiya came to Mt. Myoboku for the first time, he was deceived, thinking that the bugs made by immortals were different from ordinary bugs, right?
Maybe it will be surprisingly delicious?
As a result, I almost vomited out bile after taking one sip.
As for Minato, he was simply tricked by Jiraiya.
As a disciple, how can I not suffer the same losses as my master?
The reason why Jiraiya and Minato don't come to Mt. Myoboku often is directly related to the terrifying cuisine of Shima Sennin.
It's really, really scary.
"It looks really tempting."
Youyu looked at the table full of insect dishes and grinned.
"oh? Xiao Youyu, do you like it? It's so good, but little Jiraiya and little Minato don't know how to appreciate it at all, which is really annoying. spread! You're welcome, eat more."
Zhijian was overjoyed when he heard this and said enthusiastically.
After saying that, Zhijian scooped up a bowl of rich insect soup for Youyu, which exuded amazing........Bug smell
"......"
Youyu smelled the smell of insects all over the room, twitched the corner of his mouth, and silently took out a bottle of monkey wine’
"Ton---Ton---Ton---"
"Such a good thing, it's a pity that I don't have the blessing to enjoy it."
Youyu drank most of the bottle of monkey wine in one go. Feeling the aroma of the wine in his mouth and nose, he felt better and sighed.
"Um? What happened to Xiao Youyu?"
Shima looked at Yuyu who looked melancholy and asked in confusion.
Fukasaku, who was feasting on the side, also looked over curiously after hearing this.
For this person, the most terrifying genius in the ninja world since the era of Six Paths Sage, they Also very curious
"What these two immortals don’t know is that I was born with a problem, that is, I can only drink but not eat......."
Youyu was talking nonsense, but he had a nose and an eye. Fukasaku and Shima were stunned after hearing this.
"......."
On the side, Jiraiya and Minato had their mouths twisted.
Yuu's eloquence is recognized as the best in the ninja world!
Even the old man Sarutobi Hiruzen was willing to be defeated by Yuyu.
Even the old man is sometimes fooled by Youyu.
If you fool two toads, even if they are not ordinary toads, isn't it easy to catch them?
Look at Fukasaku Sennin and Shima Sennin. Even Shima Sennin shed tears of sympathy.
What a pity!!!
Youyu's luxurious life would make famous people all over the world cry with envy.
The two of them, master and apprentice, had taken turns serving as Youyu's hunting thugs.
The purpose of Youyu's words is that he doesn't want to eat these bugs at all!
"That's such a shame, so much food is wasted."
After Shijian heard this, he wiped his tears. No wonder there is a legend in the ninja world that Xiao Youyu is unhappy without drinking. It turns out to be a disease born with him.
"Don't waste it, don't you have Jiraiya and Minato?"
Youyu looked at Zhijian and grinned.
"......!!!"
When Jiraiya and Minato heard this, their faces immediately turned pale.
Looking at the table full of insect dishes, I felt like vomiting them out.
There are so many bugs that even if I kill them, they won’t be able to eat them!
"Yes, little Jiraiya and little Minato should eat more."
Shijian was overjoyed when he heard this and smiled.
After saying that, he scooped out a big bowl for each of Jiraiya and Minato.
Looking at the milky white insects that were still squirming in front of them, Jiraiya and Minato's faces turned pale. Just like paper.
Jiraiya and Minato knew that this was retribution!
They knew that Yuyu was not so easy to talk to!
Especially Jiraiya, he had committed enough crimes to make Yuyu chop him"to death" several times He was wondering why Youyu would let him go so easily.
It turned out that he was waiting for him here!
But how did Youyu know that Miaomu Mountain had such terrifying cuisine?
Thinking of Youyu Before, they had a secret barbecue at home, and they came to Myobokuyama hungry, so Jiraiya twitched the corner of his mouth.
And Minato was not surprised, after all, he planned to give Jiraiya a miserable life, he Teacher, prepare to open a small back door.
Although the sin is not as serious as that of his teacher, Jiraiya, they still have to eat two big bowls!
But if they are guilty, let Yuyu chop them off with a knife!
Instead......
Looking at the squirming bugs and smelling the strong smell of bugs, tears appeared in the corners of Jiraiya and Minato's eyes.
This smell is really overwhelming!
"Come on, don't live up to Shima Sennin's kindness. Minato, eat these, and the rest, Jiraiya, will be left to you."
Youyu looked at the expressions of Jiraiya and Minato, and gave them a big smile.
Minato had only one bowl of roasted worms and one bowl of fried worms.
This made Minato heave a sigh of relief.
All in all, , this is still to the extent that it can be swallowed.
After all, bugs are ultimately protein. In Konoha’s night market, there are also people who love to eat fried bugs.
Yuu, it’s better to be nice to him!
Minato was moved and ate it Fried bugs in front of you.
Hmm......Smells like bugs!
But in general, it can still be swallowed. After all, the taste of fried or barbecued bugs is not that unacceptable.
"......."
As for Jiraiya, his face turned green when he looked at the bug in front of him.
Wriggling bugs, bug soup, bug sashimi! There’s also bug juice!!!
The toad family naturally likes the smell of insects, so what they pursue is to maximize the taste of insects.
Especially the insect soup and insect juice, the strong smell of insects is enough to make people spit out their bile.
And that large basin of insect soup and insect juice was all placed in front of him by Youyu!
"Don't let down Shima Sennin's kindness, Jiraiya."
Youyu looked at Jiraiya with a shadowy expression and said in a sinister tone.
"Well, of course, bugs are my favorite."
Jiraiya swallowed hard.
He understood that if he didn't eat these dishes, he would definitely be hacked to death by Youyu!
And not just once! But countless times!
The kind of going back and forth between the world of heaven and the underworld Just thinking about the feeling of traveling back and forth gave Jiraiya a chill in his heart.
After traveling a few more times, Jiraiya felt that after his death, not to mention heaven, even hell would not necessarily want him!
"I, I'm starting!"
Jiraiya roared with determination to die, and poured the insect soup in front of him into his mouth.
"puff! puff!"
In an instant, a strong smell of bugs rushed straight into Jiraiya's brain, and Jiraiya subconsciously wanted to spit it out.
However, looking at Yuyu with a gloomy face next to him, Jiraiya suddenly covered it with his hands. He stopped his mouth.
In an instant, all the snot and tears came out, and Minato looked at the side with cold sweat on his face.
Fortunately, he worked conscientiously for Yuu, otherwise, what would have happened to his teacher, Jiraiya, at this moment , that is his portrayal!
"Little Jiraiya, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Jiraiya rolling his eyes, Shijian asked quickly.
No, are the bugs not fresh?
They shouldn't be. These bugs were cooked by her own hands. Some of them are still alive and kicking. The freshness is absolutely top-notch
"It's because he thinks it's so delicious, isn't it, Jiraiya?"
Youyu waved his hand with a"you don't need to care" expression on his face, and then turned to look at Jiraiya sinisterly.
"Well---Well---"
What else could Jiraiya say? He couldn't speak at all!
Once you speak, it will definitely come out.
I could only cover my mouth tightly, nodding my head fiercely while crying.
"Really, even if it's so delicious, you can't eat it in such a hurry. Eat it slowly, and I'll make some more for you.
The secret drink made from bug juice, are you looking forward to it?"
Shijian said happily after hearing this.
Unexpectedly, her craftsmanship was recognized by little Jiraiya, and it was not in vain that she prepared there early in the morning.
Say it, Zhijian ran over happily kitchen
"Well---Well---"
He didn't see Jiraiya's desperate eyes behind him at all.
A secret drink made from bug juice.
Is this really for human consumption?!!!
Just listening to it gave Jiraiya the urge to die.
But he was speechless and could only stretch out his hands in despair and wave them continuously, but this did not attract the attention of Zhi Jian who was happily working in the kitchen.
When he saw a lot of colorful bugs being thrown into the juicer by Shima, Jiraiya's eyes showed a look of despair.
This is going to cost my life!!!.......
"No vomit---"
I don't know how long it took, but Jiraiya was lying outside the house, his face turned purple, and he kept vomiting.
As he retched, a stronger smell of insects filled his mouth and nasal cavity, which immediately caused Jiraiya to retching even more violently.
"vomit!!!"......
"Really, little Jiraiya, even if it tastes good, you can't overeat."
Shima looked at Jiraiya who was vomiting out all his bile and taught him a serious lesson.
But Shima was still very happy. After all, it was because the food was so delicious that Jiraiya ate too much.
"........"
Minato on the side twitched the corner of his mouth and moved further away from Jiraiya unconsciously.
Very strong, smells like insects......
At this time, others told him that his teacher Jiraiya was transformed into a bug, and he believed it!
The lethality of that drink made from bug juice is really terrifying......
Minato's stomach turned as he thought of the cup just now, the colorful drink that Yuu had poured into Jiraiya's mouth.
It's really, really scary.....
"Master Youyu! Jiraiya, Minato, and the old man spoke."
At this time, Mrs. Wentai's voice came from outside the door.
"Um? The old man is awake? And made a prediction?"
When Fukasaku and Shima heard this, they immediately jumped out, looked at Bunta, and asked anxiously
"Yes, Mr. Youyu, it must be your arrival that made the old man make the prophecy. You are indeed the great Mr. Youyu!"
Bunta looked at Yuyu who walked out slowly with an attentive look on his face.
After hearing Bunta's words, Jiraiya, who was so vomited that he couldn't stand up, crawled out with an eager look on his face.
Sure enough! Yuyu's appearance, Sure enough, it affected the prophecy!
"Then, let's go see the old man. Xiao Youyu, if you want to practice immortality, wait until you meet the old man."
Fukasaku said.
It and Shima still thought that Yuu was here to learn the sage mode.
"Xian Shu is not in a hurry."
Youyu grinned.
Youyu didn't care about magic or anything like that at all.
That old toad that has lived for thousands of years and can predict is the purpose of Youyu's visit this time.
When he saw it, he chopped it down. , or chop it?
Youyu thought while drinking the wine he brought.
Jiraiya and Minato who were watching on the side were frightened.
This is......Youyu’s ritual before killing someone!!!
Throughout Youyu's glorious fighting career, he must be drunk before killing a valuable person.
Youyu, you’re not really going to kill the Great Toad Immortal, are you?!
Jiraiya and Minato turned pale, especially Jiraiya, whose already pale face had no trace of blood left.
If Youyu really cuts down the giant toad immortal, then the joke will be big!!!.......
"This is it, the old man is here."
Fukasaku pointed to the door in front of him and said to Youyu.
"I'll open the door for Mr. Youyu. Mrs. Wen on the side said with an attentive look on her face.
"click---"
The door opened slowly. Inside, a huge old toad, seemingly lifeless, sat on a huge platform with the word"immortal" written on it.
"you.....coming?"
The Great Toad Immortal spoke slowly.
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