People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

Konoha, Kumogakure Camp

"Jiraiya, Yuyu and the others have arrived, let's go and greet them together.

Don't worry, it's just us this time, no one else can see your miserable condition."

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with an expression of"I'm thinking about you". There was a look of gloating in his snake eyes, and he said hoarsely.

Jiraiya, that bastard, the way he looks at him these days always makes Orochimaru... Maru felt inexplicably unhappy.

And he also liked to say some weird and irrelevant things.

So when Orochimaru received the news that Yuu and the others had arrived not far outside the camp, he specially came to tell Jiraiya the news.

I hope that from He saw the long-awaited look on his face.

If this idiot begged him properly, Orochimaru wouldn't be able to say something nice to Jiraiya in front of Yuyu.

"Well, let's go together."

Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru's"gloating" look, with a strange look in his eyes. He suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth and said

"If you don't want to go.....What did you say?"

Halfway through Orochimaru's words, he suddenly froze and thought he heard wrongly.

"I said, let’s go pick up Youyu together."

Jiraiya said again

"I can't run away anyway. That guy Youyu won't hack me to death, right?"

Jiraiya saw a suspicious look on Orochimaru's face, coughed dryly, and said.

Yuyu, you will definitely not hack me to death, but I will definitely hack you to death!!!

Jiraiya looked at his hands and asked Yuyu Yu gave an apology gift, and looked at Orochimaru with a slightly subtle look.

Orochimaru, the bastard who likes to laugh at his own jokes, had no idea that this time Yu was here to cause trouble for the two of them.

After a while, he directly Submit it, say all the good things to Youyu, and then give Youyu this apology.

Compare it to Orochimaru who doesn't know anything and plans to"watch the show" when the time comes.

Who should Yuyu kill? It won't be clear at once Yet?

"oh? Have you given up on yourself?"

There was a smile in Orochimaru's snake eyes.

But he didn't have too much doubt.

After all, as Jiraiya said, although Yuyu said harsh words, as long as Jiraiya relented, he wouldn't do anything harsh.

At most, he will only suffer a little physical pain.

In fact, Orochimaru really wants to see Jiraiya surrender. In that case, Yuyu will definitely be much more ruthless.

It's a pity......

Looking at the apology in Jiraiya's hand, Orochimaru's eyes were full of pity.

Jiraiya, he is so soft!

How does he look like Orochimaru? Always a tough guy

"Let's go, Jiraiya."

Orochimaru sneered, turned around and walked out of the camp gate.

Later, he would have to add some ingredients.

What if Jiraiya just passed the test?

This bastard has been saying concessions every day these days. If I'm unhappy, as the commander-in-chief of the front line, I can't fight or quarrel with Jiraiya.

Just let Youyu deal with this bastard Jiraiya.

He didn't even notice that Jiraiya was so depressed behind him. turning purple, with a weird expression that almost made me laugh out loud......

Konoha, Kumogakure battlefield camp!

As a Kumogakure village that advocates military expansion, its military strength is second only to Konoha!

He has the third-generation Raikage, the two-tailed jinchuriki and the eight-tailed jinchuriki, as well as Ai, who inherited the name"Ai" and was selected as the next successor of the Raikage.

Cloud Hidden Village is fully capable of giving Konoha a try!

Therefore, Konoha concentrated most of its elite troops on the Kumogakure front.

It can be seen from the fact that two of the three ninjas, Orochimaru and Jiraiya, and the previous Namikaze Minato were sent to the Kumogakure front line.

Yunyin Camp is also the strongest one built.

After all, the gang of lunatics in Yunyin Village whose brains are all about muscles, who knows when they will go crazy and attack the frontline camp

"Mr. Yuyu, is this our Konoha camp?"

Looking at the somewhat majestic Konoha camp, Uzuki Xiyan set foot on the battlefield for the first time. Her pretty face was full of shock, and her rosy cheeks were slightly open, giving her a cute feeling.

"Well, this is Konoha Camp."

Youyu, who was a little drunk along the way, looked at Xi Yan's cute expression and rubbed her purple hair hard, messing it up.

Xi Yan's pretty face turned red, like a cute kitten. Generally speaking, there is actually a slight expression of enjoyment on the little face

"Youyu, they are coming."

Tsunade saw two figures walking out of the Konoha camp in the distance.

When she saw Jiraiya holding several bottles of wine and some skinned rare game.

Then he looked aside. Orochimaru had a weird smile on his face and his hands were empty.

Tsunade's expression suddenly became weird.

"....."

Minato on the side also looked confused.

I wrote it very clearly in the letter.

Yuu wanted to cause trouble for Mr. Jiraiya and Lord Orochimaru.

Why do you feel that only Jiraiya-sensei knows about this, and Orochimaru-sama has no idea?

Seeing the"death-seeking" look on Lord Orochimaru's face, Minato's lips twitched unconsciously.

Mr. Jiraiya, I really have you!

"Yuu, Tsunade, welcome to Konoha's frontline camp. Orochimaru said hoarsely, as if a host was welcoming guests.

"Youyu, I brought Jiraiya to you, just teach him a lesson."

Orochimaru's eyes turned, and he said with added jealousy.

"Snake charmer, you've been having a good time lately."

Youyu's slightly drunken eyes narrowed slightly. Is this snake-playing bastard provoking himself?

"？？？"

Orochimaru shuddered and all the hair on his body stood up.

A feeling of danger spread all over Orochimaru's body. Seeing Yu Yu looking at him with dangerous eyes, Orochimaru looked confused.

Aren't you here to cause trouble for Jiraiya? Why are you targeting yourself?!

Difficult, could it be.....

Orochimaru turned his neck somewhat mechanically, and what he saw was Jiraiya's strange expression.

"Youyu! I have told Orochimaru a long time ago and asked him to actively admit his mistake and then prepare an apology to you.

But this guy didn't listen at all. He didn't think it was a mistake that he didn't tell you the true situation of the Cloud Ninjas.

Youyu, that thing was indeed my fault. This is the wine and game I prepared for you. You will definitely like it."

Jiraiya said with a smile on his face that made crow's feet appear.

Looking at Jiraiya's appearance, Minato felt a chill.

Teacher Jiraiya, that's so disgusting......

"！！！"

Orochimaru, on the other hand, turned green after listening to Jiraiya's words.

Jiraiya, that bastard, actually tricked him!!!

Labor and management are not done with you!!!

Then, a sense of danger spread throughout Orochimaru's body

"Snake bastard, how dare you!!!"

"Clang! Swish---"

Accompanied by the astonishing sound of the sword, Qiu Shui's pitch-black blade turned into a black line and slashed towards Orochimaru.

"呲---"

Orochimaru rolled around on the ground in a somewhat embarrassed state, but his clothes were torn open with a huge gash.

The pale belly is exposed

"Youyu, I don’t have it...."

Orochimaru broke out in a cold sweat.

This is why Youyu had to be merciful, otherwise the knife would have disemboweled him!

But seeing the drunkenness on Yuyu's face, Orochimaru felt flustered.

Although Youyu himself should not be too harsh.

But what if you're drunk? Or are you happy?

Wasn't he allowed to use the"feng shui treasure place" he chose for Jiraiya in Ryūchi Cave?

When he thought of this, Orochimaru shuddered and quickly explained

"Swish---Swish---Swish---"

However, Yuyu, who had already identified Orochimaru, not only did not admit his mistake, but also mocked him, and did not listen to Orochimaru's Dobby at all.

Raising his hand, three more knives fell down

"boom!!!"

Suddenly, three black and purple slashes roared out, following the outline of Orochimaru's body, almost brushing against Orochimaru's skin. The terrible sword pressure passed by, making Orochimaru's whole body stiffen.

Orochimaru Understand, this is a warning!

If you continue to resist, next time, these slashes will not be all over your body!

‘Jiraiya, you bastard!!! '

Orochimaru kept roaring in his heart.

Jiraiya actually deliberately deceived himself.

He had no idea that Youyu was also going to cause trouble for him!

As a result, being kept in the dark, he actually showed a"provocative" expression in front of Youyu.

Isn't this courting death?!!!

But it's useless to say anything now. Let's get Youyu through first.

Recalling that when Youyu took the chunin exam, he almost killed himself as a spy.

Thinking about how Yuu is now a super strong man who has been able to capture tailed beasts alive and defeat Ohnoki, the corners of Orochimaru's mouth kept twitching.

The most important thing is that Youyu is still drunk.

This time, I really failed!

"Swish---"

Then he looked at the jet black scabbard facing towards himCome on, Orochimaru's face turned green.

Yuyu is recognized as a poor drinker in Konoha!

If you say that Yuyu has not drunk, the risk is"1".

Then the danger of Yuyu who drinks alcohol is"100"!

If you still resist Youyu when Youyu drinks too much, then what awaits you will be an extremely miserable end!

On the contrary, if you obey obediently, you will still be able to escape when Youyu feels bored!

Come on, don’t say anything and just be beaten!

Orochimaru's arms guarded all the vital points of his body, quietly waiting for the rainstorm to come.

"Snapped---Snapped---Snapped---"

The scabbard fell on Orochimaru like raindrops. Even Orochimaru, who was known as the"Immortal", felt his cheeks twitching in pain.

Yuyu, who planned to teach Orochimaru a lesson, although he was not as ruthless as Lao Zi and the others, he also used armed Haki.

This kind of pain that penetrates deep into the soul is not so easy to endure.

But Orochimaru is a shameless person. He beat Yuyu even if he was beaten, but he must not scream in front of that idiot Jiraiya!

"Snakes, their skin is very tough, but they don’t scream?"

Youyu looked at Orochimaru's erection. Yuyu, who originally wanted to save some strength, suddenly became unhappy.

How dare you not scream? This is simply defeating your own fun!

"Ton---Ton---Ton---"

Youyu took out a bottle of wine and drank it in one gulp, with a ruthless look in his eyes.

Youyu doesn’t believe it, Orochimaru can stop barking today!

"Whoosh---Snapped!!!"

With a loud noise, the scabbard covered with armed domineering force was slapped on Orochimaru's back.

"Ouch!!!"

It was completely different from before. The severe pain that penetrated into his soul made Orochimaru scream uncontrollably.

At the same time, he felt extremely sad and angry. If he didn't scream, would he still be beaten?!

Yuu, it's too cruel. Come on!!!

Jiraiya, wait for me!

"Orochimaru, you bastard deserves it!!! Guys who like to laugh at jokes should end up like this."

Jiraiya watched Orochimaru being beaten violently by Yuyu, and he suddenly became happy, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

"Teacher, do you really think Youyu will be deceived by you?"

Minato looked at his teacher's proud expression and couldn't bear it. He poked Jiraiya's arm and said with a strange expression.

How much loss did his teacher suffer from Yu Yu because of his cleverness? Isn't it better to remember? ?

"......"

Jiraiya's proud expression suddenly froze, and he broke into a cold sweat when he looked at Minato's weird look.

At this time, Orochimaru's scream disappeared.....

"crunch---crunch---"

Jiraiya twisted his neck mechanically, and what he saw when he turned his head was a pair of red eyes.

"White-haired bastard, you are so brave."

Youyu looked at Jiraiya, grinned, and said with a smile

"No, no, no, no....."

Jiraiya trembled all over, his tongue was tied when he saw the red light in Yuyu's eyes.

"Swish---"

The jet-black palms glowing like metal grabbed Jiraiya's shoulders and threw him away.

"boom!"

Suddenly, Jiraiya fell next to Orochimaru in a"dog eats shit" posture.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Then, the jet-black scabbard fell on Jiraiya like raindrops.

"Ouch!!!"

Jiraiya suddenly screamed.

"呲---"

Orochimaru, who was watching on the sidelines, was extremely relieved and laughed uncontrollably.

"oh? A snake player can still laugh? It seems that I started too lightly."

Youyu's voice reached Orochimaru's ears, causing his pale cheeks to twitch. Then before he could explain, the scabbard fell hard on Orochimaru's body.

"Ouch!!!"

"ah!!!"

Suddenly, the screams of Jiraiya and Orochimaru formed a special symphony, making Tsunade, who was not far away, squat on the ground with laughter.

These two idiots like to plot against each other, and they still plot against each other. On Youyu’s head, both of them were unlucky, right?