"The ghost library collapsed?"
As soon as these words came out, except for Lin Ye, the remaining Uncle Jiu and others were all dumbfounded. Everyone looked at Zhuge Kongping in stunned silence.
Ren Tingting took this opportunity to tell a few people about Zhuge Kongping. After listening to this person, everyone looked at Zhuge Kongping with a look of"you are awesome".
After all, Zhuge Kongping's thinking is really too forward, and using scientific means to control metaphysics is not what he thought. The most important thing is that he succeeded so quickly. This is a talent. But thinking about his ancestor Zhuge Kongming himself is a super inventor, he is relieved.
Lin Ye looked at Zhuge dumbfounded. Kong Ping:"No, no matter how big the matter is, you should get up first before talking about it. What's more, if the ghost library collapses, don't you have any backup measures?
Zhuge Kongping let go of Lin Ye with tears in his nose and said,"What do I have?" The best in the world knows me too well. He directly destroyed everything for me. The most important thing is that the zombies I collected also ran away. Fellow Daoist Lin, if you don’t help me, I will really die. There is no way to survive. In order to find you, I came here last night to see you get married. I waited outside in fear all night. You can't just die without saving me!"
What the hell... am I kidnapped by someone's morality?
Lin Ye slapped his forehead helplessly:"Yeah, I probably know, but you get up first. It's broad daylight, and those zombies and ghosts can't make much noise. , you get up first, after all no matter what, you have to let me prepare, right? Don't worry, no matter what, I'll help you settle this matter, how about it?"
"real?"
"real!"Lin Ye took a deep breath and really had nothing to say to Zhuge Kongping. Zhuge Kongping
's face lit up and he jumped up quickly. The two hundred kilograms of fat didn't seem to be his at all. , so flexible that he didn’t look like a fat man at all.
After getting up, Uncle Jiu called him in and asked Qiu Sheng to prepare some food. After all, he had been hungry all day. If he was hungry, wouldn’t it spread out and say that he was Lin Fengjiao? Don't know how to behave?
Half an hour later, Zhuge Kongping put down his bowls and chopsticks with satisfaction. At the same time, Lin Ye and others also heard the cause of the incident. He was still the best in the world, and he had nothing to do with Zhuge Kongping. Although he no longer had the bad luck of the bronze-armored corpse in the border area, Zhuge Kongping's luck was still not much better. First, his junior sister Bai Rourou came to the door, which made Zhuge Kongping's wife Wang Hui jealous. The two simply went to the Zhuge family. A fire broke out in the backyard.
In addition, Zhuge Kongping's son Zhuge Xiaoming and daughter Zhuge Xiaohua were quarreling and fanning the flames, which made the subsequent war between Wang Hui and Bai Rourou more intense.
Apart from Zhuge Kongping, the person involved There is no other way out than being a turtle. As soon as he shows his head, Bai Rourou and Wang Hui will definitely be beaten violently. Bai Rourou and Wang Hui join forces to beat him up.
In such a messy situation, what kind of world is this? First Mao found an opportunity and directly broke the seal of Zhuge Kongping's ghost library and released all the hundreds of ghosts inside. Even a dozen of the zombies collected by Zhuge Kongping were out of control. If it weren't for Zhuge Kong Ping, Wang Hui, and Bai Rourou realized something was wrong in time and sealed off the entire Zhuge family. Now those ghosts and zombies have long since fled everywhere.
Bang!
After listening to Zhuge Kongping's words, Uncle Jiu slammed the table , said angrily:"The best in the world? What a loud tone, Brother Zhuge, I will accompany you this time. I want to see which branch in Maoshan is free of such a heartless beast! Mao
Xiaofang nodded with deep approval:"That's it. Under the banner of Maoshan, they do crazy things. We absolutely cannot accept this kind of people. We must catch them this time and hand them over to Maoshan headquarters for resolution.""
"Cough cough~" Lin Ye couldn't help coughing twice, and then said:"Uncle, please leave this matter to me. Don't worry, the one who is the best in the world can't escape!"
The gods can't escape. After hearing Lin Ye's words, Uncle Jiu and Mao Xiaofang stared at each other. Others don't understand, but they don't understand yet? Lin Ye's tolerance for those monsters is not small, as long as He won't care about those who have never done anything bad, and will even give them a few pointers.
But for evil cultivators, if they fall into Lin Ye's hands, they will basically end up in a state of despair, without even a chance to reincarnate. Existence.
Zhuge Kongping didn't care so much. As soon as Lin Ye finished speaking, he stood up, shook the fat on his body, and said:"Brother Lin Dao, without further ado, let's set off now. Lin
Ye's mouth twitched slightly:"No, it's just past midnight. It only takes three or four hours at most to get to your side. It's completely late.""
"no!"Zhuge Kongping was anxious:"I'm not worried about those ghosts and zombies, I'm worried about my junior sister and my wife getting into a fight. If they really fight, my home will be lost, and those ghosts and zombies will definitely do the same. They are running everywhere, so Brother Lin Dao, stop dawdling, let’s leave quickly!"
What the hell... Lin Ye looked at Zhuge Kongping with black lines on his head. Only then did he remember that Zhuge Kongping's junior sister Bai Rou and his wife Wang Hui were incompatible with each other. The two of them were even more incompatible because of Zhuge Kongping, this damn fat man, has been fighting for twenty years. Once the anger breaks out now, it is simply unimaginable.
Thinking of this, Lin Ye suddenly felt a little envious of Zhuge Kongping. Look at this fat man. Not only is there a red flag in his family, On the contrary, there is a beautiful lady outside who misses him every day. How can this make those handsome guys in the previous life feel so embarrassed?
Exhaling turbidly, Lin Ye cupped his fists towards Uncle Jiu and Mao Xiaofang and said,"Master, Master, in that case, That matter should not be delayed, I will go over there with Brother Zhuge to take a look and resolve everything as soon as possible."
Uncle Jiu opened his mouth, and finally sighed:"Okay, as a teacher, I originally planned to deal with the best in the world personally. Now that you have made a decision, then do it beautifully!"
"Yes, disciples, please remember! Lin Ye responded and dragged Zhuge Kongping outside.
Only then did Zhuge Kongping truly breathe a sigh of relief and said,"Brother Taoist, I hired a carriage outside. Let's hurry up without further delay." Bar! Damn it!"
Before Zhuge Kongping finished speaking, he saw Lin Ye throw out the Jiuxiao Purple Thunder Sword. The next moment, the Jiuxiao Purple Thunder Sword instantly turned into a golden giant sword two meters wide and four meters long.
Just at Zhuge When Kong Ping was thinking about the use of this sword, Lin Ye suddenly grabbed his collar and threw him up. Then he stepped lightly and landed on the tip of the Jiuxiao Purple Thunder Sword:"Zhuge Brother Tao, sit tight!"
"Eh? What...fuck!"When Zhuge Kongping was about to speak, he suddenly fell backwards due to inertia. If he hadn't reacted quickly, just this one blow would have been enough to smash him to pieces. But when he reacted, his whole body was in bad shape. If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been knocked to pieces.
Zombies and ghosts can still be explained by science, but these magical powers are really unexplainable. After all, the gravitation fruit has come out, and domestic monks are flying all over the sky? Do you dare to believe it
? Don't bring Newton, who said something about universal gravity, over to ask?
Zhuge Kongping fell into deep contemplation.
The distance from Renjia Town to Zhuge Family is less than two hundred miles, and it takes half an hour to fly with a sword. It was useless.
However, even so, when the two of them landed in the courtyard of the Zhuge family, they felt that the surrounding atmosphere was particularly strange.
At this moment, a girl who looked like she was in her twenties ran over. , looked at Lin Ye in surprise:"Hey, are you the reinforcement my dad called here?"
Pfft~
As soon as these words came out, Lin Ye almost spat out in one breath. After all, the scene in front of him was too weird. It looked like the red boy in Journey to the West asking Guanyin: You were invited by the monkey. Reinforcements?
Lin Ye couldn't get rid of that image.
Seeing Lin Ye didn't speak, Zhuge Xiaohua curiously asked again:"Hey, are you the reinforcements my father invited?"
What the hell... Lin Ye managed to hold back the slap he wanted to slap, and showed an extremely forced smile, saying:"I am the reinforcements invited by your father. Tell me, what is the situation like now?"
Zhuge Xiaohua breathed a sigh of relief, and patted the not-so-dignant person with a frightened expression... Well, then he said:"Then you go and have a look, my aunt and my mother are already sharpening their knives. If we don't stop it, the Zhuge family will be bleeding like a river today."
"ah? Wife, junior sister, calm down!" Upon hearing this, before Lin Ye said anything, Zhuge Kongping couldn't bear it anymore and rushed over with a roar.
Then... bang bang bang! As a series of dull and heavy sounds came out, Zhuge Kongping was also The screams also came from afar. When he heard this voice, Zhuge Xiaohua suddenly showed an expression that he couldn't bear to look at. He covered his face and hid behind Lin Ye.
The corner of Lin Ye's mouth twitched slightly:"No, you won't Are you going to go over there and try to persuade me?
Zhuge Xiaohua blinked:"Persuasion?" Haha, I still want to live for a few more years. Okay, okay, you are the rescuer my father invited. If you don’t go, who will? Hurry, it's up to you whether I can still have a father!"
Lin Ye twitched the corner of his mouth again. He wondered whether Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaoming were Zhuge Kongping's biological sons. Did they cheat their fathers like this? After a moment of silence,
Lin Ye sighed heavily and looked towards Walked inside...
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