Tomb Raider: Marry Shirley Young at the Beginning

Su Mu was about to continue speaking the hexagrams, but at this moment Hu Bayi hit the fat man hard:

"What are you listening to? Didn’t you see that Brother Su was joking?!"

What Hu Bayi said makes sense.

Since ancient times, fortune-telling and fortune-telling on May Day have relied on Bagua copper plates or other things.

How can anyone like Su Mu just pinch with his hand and open his mouth?

Doesn't he become a god?!

Fatty seems to I also thought of this, so I stopped asking.

Su Mu was too lazy to take the initiative to speak. After all, sometimes it's not good to speak too clearly........

Along the way, everyone sat in a bus and ran bumpyly along a mountain road.

The mountain road swayed left and right, bringing up bursts of yellow tails along the way.

Fatty Wang stuck his head out the whole time and kept vomiting outside.

Hu Bayi took a fan and kept fanning him.

"It's okay, you. Hu Bayi asked.

Just when Fatty Wang stretched out his head again and was about to vomit, the bus suddenly stopped and stopped.

Fatty hit his head on a big bump, and many people on the bus did the same as him.

Su Mu directly protected him. He grabbed Shirley Yang next to him and pulled Ding Sitian by the way.

The few of them did not bump into each other.

"Comrade driver, how do you drive like this?!"

"Just, what’s going on?" a group of passengers complained.

"Hey, I'm sorry everyone, there seems to be something wrong with the car. I'll go down and take a look!"

Not long after, the driver came back again:

"Dear fellow countrymen, I'm sorry, this car has a burst cylinder and can't drive anymore.!"

"What kind of crappy car is it? The tires didn’t work before we started, and then the cylinder blew out halfway through. What the hell is that?"

"That is, lose money, lose money!"

The passengers in the car were protesting and expressing their dissatisfaction.

Hu Bayi also joked at this time:"Okay, this car will make the fat man vomit!""

If it was the usual fat man, he would have retorted at this moment.

However, at this time, the fat man uncharacteristically ignored Hu Bayi. Instead, he rushed to Su Mu and shouted excitedly:

"Damn it! Brother Su, you are really amazing!"

This sudden surprise almost shocked Su Mu!

"Fat man! What the hell are you doing? What a surprise!"

Su Mu pulled away the fat man's fat face with great disgust.

"That’s it, damn fat man, you can’t speak properly!"

The rest of the people, including Li Chunlai, also glared at the fat man fiercely at this time.

"Alas, no......Have you forgotten what Brother Su said before?! Why is the road impassable and the waterway encounters strange things?......"

The fat man explained wholeheartedly:

"Didn't Brother Su think that the road was blocked when we came here? I also discovered the problem with the tire in advance. I thought it would be fine later, but Brother Su’s prediction was too accurate, so now the bus’s cylinder has exploded and the road is really blocked!"

The fat man finished explaining at once, and then everyone suddenly understood

"When you think about it, it really seems like that!"

"Damn it! Brother Su! You are so awesome!"

A few people looked at Su Mu with surprise on their faces!

Even Shirley Yang looked at her husband strangely and muttered:

"I thought it was a joke at the time! did not expect......."

Su Mu looked at his nose and nose, pretending that he didn't hear his wife's mutterings.......

"Living god! Living god!"

Li Chunlai, who was silent at this moment, murmured excitedly.

He is a common man from the countryside, and he is usually very superstitious.

Now that he has experienced this magical thing in person, the look he looked at Su Mu at this moment was I admire you so much!

Fatty Wang pulled away Li Chunlai, who had occupied his seat, and approached him again:

"I said Brother Su, this road is blocked has come true. What does the following sentence about encountering monsters on the waterway mean?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone gathered around.

But at this time, the driver urged everyone to get out, so everyone had to get out of the car first.

"Brother Su, please tell me what does encountering monsters on the waterway mean?"The fat man continued to ask.

Su Mu did not answer directly, but pointed to Li Chunlai beside him:

"If you ask Brother Chunlai, he knows."

Li Chunlai looked confused when he heard this, stared at his big innocent eyes, and said:

"Don't.....Don't look at me, I don't know."

Looking at the people who were looking at them curiously again, Su Mu had no choice but to say:

"Have you ever heard of the Iron-Headed Dragon King??"

"Iron-headed Dragon King? What is that?" Hu Ba and others were a little curious.

But as soon as he heard the name, Li Chunlai immediately said:"Yes, yes, yes, I remembered, this is what happened. Su Mu shrugged:"

Then it's up to you.""

So, Li Chunlai began to tell

"One year, the water of the Yellow River here washed a particularly large fish skeleton ashore. The boatmen named it the Iron-headed Dragon King."

"They couldn't deal with the Iron-headed Dragon King casually, so they thought of a way. Because the fish was as big as a hill, they used it to build a temple........."

Fatty Wang asked in astonishment:"Building a temple with fish bones? This sounds rare.""

"There is nothing rare about this.

Hu Ba smiled and said,"This fish bone temple has also appeared in Tianjin. The fish bones are used as beams and the fish heads are used as temple doors to worship the Dragon King."......."

"Okay, I get it now! Husband, the encounter with monsters on the waterway you mentioned has something to do with the Iron-Headed Dragon King, right?"

Shirley Yang quickly thought of the key between the two and looked at Su Mu:

"The river water has surged recently, so large fish are likely to appear!"

"so.......Husband, are you conjecturing all this?"

Su Mu nodded dumbfounded.

"Then let's take the land route. If the boat really capsizes in the water, it's really not worth it."The fat man looked at the fast and ferocious Yellow River water in the distance and swallowed his saliva.

Hu Bayi also nodded and said:"Yes, it is safer to go by land."

However, at this moment, Li Chunlai spoke.

"No, this land route is too far. Without a car, it will probably take several days."

"Holy shit! real or fake?!"

A few people were dumbfounded after hearing this.

Doesn't this force them to choose the water route?

Hu Bayi sighed:

"There's nothing we can do about it. Brother Chunlai, please come forward and lead the way to find the boat!"

Li Chunlai nodded and walked directly towards the Yellow River.

The fat man followed him and muttered:

"Damn it, don’t let that water monster appear that Brother Su mentioned......."

Su Mu smiled slightly after hearing this.

He was unfazed by the impending danger on the waterways.

With his ability, he can completely protect Shirley Yang.

Moreover, in the original work, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang were both able to fuck the Iron-Headed Dragon King. Now that he, Shirley Yang and Ding Sitian are added to the mix, it becomes even more important. In fact, the most important thing is that Su Mu is very much looking forward to it. :

The Iron-Headed Dragon King looks very ferocious.

Maybe, he might be able to obtain some unexpected attributes from it!

Thinking of this, Su Mu became more and more looking forward to it........