After the college entrance examination, bring a system to serve as a soldier

"Ouch, Brother Fan, I feel like I just gave birth to a baby!"

When he was carrying Ren Yuan back, this guy had a pained look on his face, and tears could even be seen in the corners of his eyes.

He and Liu Tie were the worst off tonight. I wonder if the squad leader was deliberately trying to punish them because they failed to pass the internal affairs regulations. Man, when the hips were opened, there was such a sudden force that the two of them sat on the ground in an instant.

At that time, the two of them cried for their father and mother, and now afterward, their legs are not even together when walking.

"Stop beeping and still have a baby. How can you give birth? Whose seed?"

"......."Ren Yuan was speechless.

After being carried back to the dormitory, I lay down...

"Ren Yuan, Liu Tie, go and copy the order!"The platoon leader at the door stood there with a cold face.

"Ah~! I have to copy it tonight!"Looking at Platoon Leader Liu at the door, Ren Yuan almost cried. He couldn't close his hips now!

"Platoon leader, can you give us a break tonight? The monitor used too much force just now, I feel like I was hurt!"Liu Tie's slightly fat face also had a painful expression.

As for joking, after he arrived at the military camp, his daily smiling face rarely appeared.

"Huh, you deserve it. You can't recite a single order for twenty days, and you still have the nerve to tell me to take a break. Why do we, the old Liu family, have such a bastard like you?"Looking at Liu Tie, the squad leader had a straight face, then walked into the dormitory with one leg and one hand, dragging away the two guys who were unwilling to get up.

Lin Fan took the small yellow basin to wash up. After finishing, he took something out of his pocket. Take out the toilet paper and crumble it into two small balls and stuff them into your nose.

This is the method I tried last night.

Although it is not very useful, it still has some effect. I will cover my nose with a quilt later and breathe through my mouth. I was able to sleep.

However, there are disadvantages to doing this, that is, I will always be out of breath and often wake up. When I woke up again

, the paper ball in my nose was sprayed out. After Lin Fan found it, he couldn't find it. After stuffing it into his nose, he climbed down from the bed gently.

The other comrades were asleep. They were all so tired during the day that they would turn into dead pigs if they touched the bed at night. Even Zhu Hong, who was on the lower bunk, was snoring so hard now. It kept shaking.

However, the beds of Ren Yuan and Liu Tie were still empty.

It should not be very late now, they would only work overtime for an hour and a half at most, and it should not be time yet. Put on your shoes, open the door and go out.

Breathe After taking a breath of fresh air, Lin Fan walked towards the toilet.

He wanted to smoke a cigarette to wash away the stench that had just been sucked into his nose....

However, while walking in the corridor, still twenty or thirty meters away from the toilet, Lin Fan noticed a figure standing there.

As he walked closer, Lin Fan saw clearly that it was Liu Tie. He was actually standing at the door of the toilet.

"Ahem~！"

At this moment, Liu Tie coughed hard several times.

"you caught a cold? Lin Fan walked in and spoke with a smile.

In an instant, Lin Fan saw Liu Tie's relieved expression:"Fuck, you scared me to death, Brother Fan, it's you!""

Liu Tie heard Lin Fan's voice.

There were dark clouds tonight, and there was no moonlight. The visibility was pitiful, and Liu Tie didn't have night vision. After Lin Fan made the sound, he walked a few meters closer, and then he saw clearly who it was. Lin Fan

"What, do you still need to stand guard in this toilet?"

Lin Fan asked deliberately. At this point, Lin Fan already knew the reason. With his keen sense of smell, Lin Fan not only smelled the unpleasant smell in the toilet, but also smelled the smell of smoke. There must be someone smoking inside, and using He thought to himself and knew that it should be Ren Yuan.

Sure enough, Ren Yuan's voice came from inside:"Hey, Brother Fan is here! We're scared to death. Come in and get some!"

In the toilet, Ren Yuan flashed out and looked at Lin Fan with a mean smile.

Smoking in the toilet in the middle of the night is not uncommon. The recruits have a smoking habit because of the ban on smoking, so they can only sneak in to smoke in the middle of the night.

Take a step After walking in, Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded for the next second.

Okay!

He still guessed wrong. Ren Yuan was not the only one smoking in this toilet. The row of pits was now full of people, seven or eight people, all holding cigarettes in their mouths. The smoke is squatting there!

"......"

Ren Yuan saw Lin Fan pause for a moment, and immediately said with a smile:"We are all together, we have just finished working overtime, so we came here to have a smoke and relax, Tieniu doesn't smoke, so he helped us relax!"

"Come on, Brother Fan, have a smoke, it’s not a good cigarette, this is the only one!"Ren Yuan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and Ziyun handed one out.

He asked Lin Fan if he could smoke, but Lin Fan didn't bother him and said he would smoke one occasionally!

Lin Fan stretched out his hand He took it and said with a smile:"You are really not afraid of death, haven't you seen Wang Bing's miserable appearance before?"

He said this, but Lin Fan also held the cigarette to his mouth.

Ren Yuan hurriedly took out a lighter and helped Lin Fan light it. By the way, he also refilled the half of the cigarette he had just extinguished.

"ah! Brother Fan, you smoke too!"Behind the two of them, Liu Tie looked at Lin Fan smoking and talking loudly.

Lin Fan said angrily:"Is there anything to be surprised about? Do I still eat?

Ren Yuan even pulled him to say:"Don't stay here!" If you don't smoke, go and stand guard outside. Hurry up and wait carefully for the off-duty platoon leader to come over!"

"Don’t you need to be careful when I, the instructor, come over?"........