Not long after we were busy, the old liar Uncle Ling staggered from outside the gate, and the accompanying executives around nodded their heads, and I knew at a glance that the old liar had coaxed them around.
"Immortal Venerable, you can teach and teach!" said the people around him anxiously.
"Don't worry. Uncle Ling squinted his eyes, with a triumphant expression on his red face, and said slowly: "This is as big as rivers, lakes and seas, as small as town buildings and room layouts, every place is actually a form of gossip, gossip should not be missing, so the eight directions should be complete, I have walked around the company before, although the buildings around the company are more prosperous, but there is a lack of a piece in the south, which corresponds to the Kun position, and there are clouds in the Ming Yuankong hexagram: "Kunshan Kun flows to Kun water, and wealth never ends." "If the kun position is uneven, it will lead to the leakage of wealth, in my opinion, the company's recent income has been sluggish, right?".
"Oops!" The group of people were stunned, and one of them said: "Xianzun, you are really a god, the land you are talking about is an unfinished project of a developer, and after you say this, I remember that it is true that since the appearance of that vacant land, the company's finances have been sluggish, and it has been declining year by year. "
The old liar Uncle Ling said with a smile: "I am not talented, this is all the wisdom of the ancestors." After saying that, the gang clapped their hands again, Qi Kua's old ancestor was infinitely wise, and that made Immortal Venerable and respectable.
I don't know if the feng shui that the old liar said is true, but the company has a financial announcement every year, and it just so happened that the old liar knew that I was a former employee of this company not long ago, so he began to ask me how the oil company's finances are, and whether there is any reliable "inside information" about the company. "How did I know what kind of medicine he was selling in this gourd, so I simply told him everything, and the feelings were used today.
Uncle Ling came to the company surrounded by everyone, as soon as the old liar entered the door, he immediately stood still, obviously, he also felt that something was very wrong in this room, the strange cold can even exhale a sigh, you know, it is a hot weather right now! How can it be so cold? Uncle Ling squinted his eyes and looked around, what is an old liar, I saw that he was silent, but he just sighed in a heavy mood, and the people around him suddenly panicked, and asked one after another: "Xianzun, what's wrong?"
"Sure enough, this mirror is a mirror, a bright one, there is no way out, it is difficult to be invisible, this Dharma is not easy to do. The old liar Ling Shu said this, and the others looked sideways, obviously they didn't know the meaning of the words, and one person asked: "Xianzun, what is the mirror in the mirror, Ming in the Ming?"
"Mirror, in feng shui has the meaning of magnifying, transforming, rebuilding, and introducing energy, and the Bagua Mirror is the use of this principle, by amplifying the yang energy, in order to remove the ghosts, and the surrounding buildings are mostly glass, but invisibly formed a huge Bagua Mirror, which shrouds the building, and the souls can't get out, trapped in the building, and in my opinion, there is not only one ghost in this company, but there are fifty, or even hundreds!".
"What? hundreds?" The people around him suddenly exclaimed, and one of them hurriedly said: "Immortal Venerable, I don't doubt what you mean, isn't there only one person in this company? Where are the hundreds of ghosts?"
"Hmph, mortals don't know that ghosts are cheap things, and they are made of resentment, which is also called yin. Yin, the energy of heaven and earth is divided into yin and yang, this yin and evil energy is also a kind of energy, I didn't say, the mirror also has the meaning of introducing energy, the surrounding mirror buildings will be surrounded by the oil building, so the building around these yin energy has also been gathered, now it has become a place to raise ghosts, and the reason why they can survive here is precisely because of your group of living people to provide them with a steady stream of essence, essence is a general term for a person's vitality and spiritual power, that is, the so-called essence and spirit, eh? Having said that, have you ever felt like your body is getting worse and more tired lately?"
The group glared dryly and nodded.
I scolded in my heart on the side, I can't wait to treat people as machines when I work in this company, 24 hours of non-stop work is the best, no one is tired, not to mention that they are all executives, it is obvious that these people have been firmly trapped by the old liars.
"I didn't expect this company to be so haunted, I would have resigned if I knew it. One said.
"It's not too late to resign, life matters. The other chimed in.
As soon as I saw it, damn it was not to get rid of ghosts and people, why did you still push others to leave their jobs? Can the company still live if it goes on like this? The company can't live, so what should Meng Yuanjun do? As soon as I thought of this, I couldn't sit still, and just about to leave, the old liar waved his hand, and everyone stopped talking and looked at Uncle Ling together, Uncle Ling shook his head and said Ghosts, pestering, if you are targeted by it, it will always be entangled, like you just said that you want to leave the company, they have heard it, they know that you can leave the company, and naturally think that you can escape from here by possessing you, so - you are very dangerous now. After Uncle Ling finished speaking, he turned around and winked at me and Lei Zi.
I was stunned, because I had just arrived, and I was not proficient in "business", but the thunder on the side "bang" suddenly fell to the ground, and then he began to convulse, just like the fish that jumped ashore, I and the people around me didn't figure out what was going on, Lei Zi's mouth gurgled and spit out white foam, I saw that something was wrong, just about to call someone to call the emergency number, Lei Zi turned out to be "poof" I sat up suddenly, only to see that his face was pale, his eyes were closed, and the foam at the corner of his mouth had not yet dried, I wondered, and my hand reached over, wanting to push the thunder, and suddenly, Uncle Ling shouted: "Don't move!"
I was taken aback, and hurriedly took a few steps back, and the others followed suit, and Uncle Ling slapped his thigh and said hatefully: "Oh no! My apprentice has been tricked!".
"What's the trick?" The others were frightened by Lei Zi's actions just now, Uncle Ling sighed, and said: "My apprentice is a person of yin fate, born in the lunar year, the moon and the sun, and it is very easy to be taken away, and now the yin qi here is strong, and there are many ghosts, and my apprentice is possessed by ghosts!"
"What?" When the others heard this, they panicked, and a few even turned their heads to run, only to see that as soon as those people moved, Lei Zi suddenly jumped over, stretched out his thick arms, pointed his throat, and said in a strange voice: "Where do you want to go?"
Lei Zi was already tall and big, and his face was fierce, coupled with his weird voice, those people were immediately frightened and their feet were soft, and they couldn't climb up, and the rest of the people who didn't run hid behind Uncle Ling, and I watched them go crazy and stupid from the side, and it was already getting thin outside, coupled with the weird cold in the house, as well as Lei Zi's strange "acting skills", as well as the old liar's feng shui yin and yang "theory" , I know, now that group of shivering executives are like meat on the board, how to slaughter them next is the matter of the old liar.
"Stop! I'm Lingshan Meng, a Taoist priest of Qianyuan, nicknamed Ling Xianzun, who are you a demon!" Uncle Ling shouted, don't say it, this old liar really looks like a righteous Taoist at first glance, just like in the movie, giving people an inexplicable sense of security, but I know that the majesty of the old liar is just an illusion, and if the real ghost comes out later, I can guarantee that this old liar will run faster than anyone present.
"I'm the ghost here. Lei Zi followed the act, and two wrinkles squeezed out of his dull face, making the originally fierce face even more fierce, and others may not have been frightened by the possession, but by Lei Zi's appearance.
"Wicked, why are you doing it here?" roared the old liar.
"I want to suck the essence qi, I want to kill people!" As he spoke, Lei Zi suddenly arched his body, bared his big teeth, and yelled at the gang, who were even more frightened, and hid behind Uncle Ling, Uncle Ling raised his hand and shouted: "Don't be afraid, I will help you relieve this difficulty today!" As he spoke, the old liar turned around, took out three yellow talismans from the small wooden table that had been placed, pressed the yellow paper with one hand, and dipped the pen in the sand with the other, and then roared strangely, the pen wandered on the yellow paper like a snake, and there were words in his mouth, I was far away, and I didn't hear what he said, and soon, the old liar drew three talismans, put them in his hand, and shouted: "Evil ghost, don't tie your hands and catch it!"
Lei Zi smiled, coupled with his standard evil face and dull eyes, I almost thought that he was really possessed.
"Old Dao, you hurt me today, I still have many brothers, they will also avenge me, don't even think about running away for any of you!" "Lei Zi rushed over after speaking, Uncle Ling did not dodge but greeted, and ran towards Lei Zi, only to see the two hands handed, Uncle Ling shouted, and hooked Lei Zi's calf under his feet, Lei Zi fell to the ground with a "bang", and then Uncle Ling threw a talisman on it, and the talisman paper suddenly caught fire, but it was quickly extinguished, at the same time, Uncle Ling said with words in his mouth:" One talisman will dispel your evil spirit, one talisman will break your vicious skills, and the last talisman will relieve you of your sins!" After speaking, the three talismans had been burned, Lei Zi screamed, and fell to the ground, and then Uncle Ling helped Lei Zi, pinched people, and Hu Lu's chest, Lei Zi was clever, and then opened his eyes, and asked with a dull expression: "Master, what's wrong?"
I secretly clapped my hands on the side, his grandmother's, the relationship is not that Lei Zi has good acting skills, but that Lei Zi is born with good conditions, those people were frightened by Lei Zi's fierce expression at the beginning, coupled with Uncle Ling's nonsense, they are already in a state of confusion, and they have no time to think about whether Lei Zi is really possessed, and after waking up, Lei Zi does not have to bother to play amnesia at all, because his usual expression is an amnesia and sluggish face.
But I can't do this kind of work of pretending to be stupid and stunned, pretending to be a ghost, if I come to act, Zhun Bao laughed halfway, Uncle Ling waved his hand on the side and said, "Everyone, it's okay." "
"It's okay, it's okay......" Seeing this, the others clapped their hands and praised, Uncle Ling smiled and waved his hand, suddenly, his face changed, and then a stream of blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth, and then I saw Uncle Ling holding his chest, his face was solemn, and he was about to fall, I was taken aback, thinking that he was exercising too much, and he was hurting his vitality, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help him, although I don't look down on this old liar, but he still has to live to pay me a salary.
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