The little black snake on the side hurriedly boasted: "Amazing, amazing!"
I cut it and said, "You're getting bigger just to make a few more snakes for others." "
"Eh, why do you kid speak, if you hadn't had a relationship with Lao Hei, Lao Tzu would have swallowed you alive a long time ago. Snake Boss said angrily.
The little black snake on the side saw that the two of us were tense, and hurriedly persuaded: "Don't don't, don't don't, everyone has something to say and sit down and discuss ...... slowly."
"No words!" I said goodbye to the snake boss, and the little black snake said to me helplessly in the middle: "Big brother, don't forget that you are asking someone to come." "
"And what is its attitude?" I asked.
"What kind of attitude do I have, what kind of attitude do you have!" The snake boss also choked back, I was angry all of a sudden, one person and one snake scolded, greeting each other's ancestors for eighteen generations, and countless small snakes around all crawled over, staring at the two of us, I don't know how long I scolded, we were panting and lying on the ground.
The snake boss said weakly: "I...... I'm ...... Dry ......
"."Ganle Niang. I scolded breathlessly.
"Have you quarreled enough?" the little black snake swept his tail and tied us together, and then leaned over his face and said viciously: "You guys settle their own affairs, and then don't get along with each other, it's really a shame to die!"
With that, he threw us aside, dismissed the snakes, and then said to us, "Discuss with us, if you don't understand, no one is allowed to go out!"
I was lying on the ground, although I was very tired of scolding, but it was really the most refreshing time, and I vented a lot of unhappiness these days, and the snake boss on the side slowly stood up and said, "Hmm...... This is the coolest scolding I've ever been able to speak, and I'm still scolding people. "
"This is also the coolest scolding since I was born in my mother's womb, or scolding with snakes. I sat down on the ground and said.
One person and one snake looked at each other and smiled, and the snake boss said: "I really don't scold and don't know each other! Come to me here is a jar of old wine, although I am afraid to flee, but I am reluctant to throw this wine, I have always carried it, let's have a drink!"
As soon as I heard that the snake still had a treasured wine, I said, "Okay, then let's have a drink, and I will drink with the snake for the first time." "
"Where's my wine?" With that, the snake boss took out a jar of wine from the corner on the side, lifted the lid, and a fragrance instantly spread throughout the factory, even if it smelled it, it made people drool.
The snake boss took out two glasses, scooped two glasses of wine to himself, and handed them to me.
I took the cup and couldn't wait to taste it, this wine is different from the usual wine, not too spicy, but a fragrance and softness along the tip of the tongue straight to the throat, and then deeply into the internal organs, a sense of comfort and from the internal organs back to the top of the head, making people have an endless aftertaste, the meaning is still unfinished.
I was about to take a second sip again, but the snake boss hurriedly stopped him and said with a smile: "Little brother, how is this wine?".
"It's delicious, it's delicious. I nodded repeatedly.
"It took a lot of work for me to get this wine, but it's not the best time to drink it. "The snake boss is also swaying, and I want to be dazzled, and the snake boss in front of me sometimes separates into three and sometimes merges into one.
"Isn't this the best time to drink? When is the best time to drink it?" I asked, confused.
"Wait, I'll get you a drink. As he spoke, the snake boss rolled up my cup and placed it under his fangs, and two drops of clear venom slipped down the rim of the cup until they melted into the wine.
"Taste it. "The snake boss handed over the wine, although I am dizzy now, but I am not stupid, this is venom, and it is still a venomous snake, if this bite, I must not burp immediately.
Seeing that I didn't answer for a long time, the snake boss laughed and said, "Look, the world is like this." Treat the wooden man as the real body, the venom as death, and the dream as reality. As everyone knows, when the moon is empty in the water, their eyes are confused by the superficial phenomena of things, are you one of them?"
I shook my head, and the snake boss handed me the cup again, and I held the cup, and looked at the snake boss, and then at the little snake demon, and then at the wine in the cup, and drank it all in my heart.
"Good wine!" This wine is as light as sweet spring water, but there is a hot burning feeling, one cold and one hot collide in the body, one yin and one yang merge in the mind, I collapsed to the ground at once, and the snake boss also lay on the ground, and said to me: "Brother, you are the second person to drink with me in more than 500 years, and the second person to dare to drink." "
"Who's the first?" I felt like my soul was about to detach, as if I had come to the top of the factory.
Lei Lao said. Snake Boss said.
"He still drinks with you? doesn't he slay demons? You weren't killed by him?" I asked.
"Dude, have you drunk too much, I'm going to be killed by him, can I drink with you here?" The snake boss leaned on the wine jar and said: "What he kills is crooked and evil things, whether it is a human or a demon or something else, but for a demon like us with a pure heart and few desires, he is only a persuasion, and I am also fortunate to be able to say a few words with him and drink a few glasses of wine, so that I can get a long-lived body and the secret of cultivation." "
I asked, "And how did you two meet?"
"Knock on the door. The snake boss smiled and said: "More than five hundred years ago, I knew the ancestor of the little black snake, the big black snake, and that day I brought a jar of wine to his house, and it turned out that Lei Lao Dao was subduing the big black snake and giving the big black snake an ordination. Where have I seen a true immortal, so I hid aside and peeked, and when they were done, the old Taoist actually said to me: Come out, wait for a long time, right?"
I said, "Then he must have sensed your demonic spirit." "
"That's what I thought at first. The snake boss scratched his head and continued: "I was still embarrassed, but I slowly showed my figure, but the old man said: "What about the wine you brought? I have smelled the wine for a long time, do you mind taking it out and tasting it?"
"Ah, Lei Laodao is also a glutton?" I laughed, thinking that these big names in the history books sometimes have unexpected black history.
"No, he drank more than half of my jar of wine, and it was fine at first, but then I didn't know where he got the door, and told me and the big black snake to put the venom in the wine, it tasted better, and we did so, and the venom we had been saving for a long time that day was almost ......exhausted."
"Uh......" I burped and said, "The method of affection was given to you by Lei Laodao?"
"Then he was going to leave, I said that you can also accept the big black snake, it is better to take me too, I have no other ability, I can make wine. The snake boss said, as if returning to the beginning, and slowly raised his head and said, "But he confiscated me." "
"Why, you're not talented enough?" I asked.
"I don't know, Lei Laodao just pinched his fingers and passed on a method of cultivation to me, telling me to keep my heart and practice quietly, and then said that this is the will of heaven and left. Snake Boss said.
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