The Taoist shook his head with a smile and said, "That's it, if you come here again one day, I'll talk to you again." After that, the old man went down the mountain on his own.
I was at a loss for the
second monk in the same place, the old man babbled a lot, and I didn't know what to say, and in the end he just left
The next day, I staggered up, I don't know if I drank fake wine this headache is not good, the side of Lei Zi and Uncle Ling are still asleep, I see a manly smell mixed with the smell of the old man in the room, so I opened the window to breathe, as a result of the door, the door was full of pilgrims who came to travel here. Two other people were smoking cigarettes in front of my window, and when I saw that my shirtless man was looking at them sleepily, they immediately ran away.
I saw that something was wrong, so I hurriedly closed the window, and Lei Zi was also woken up, and said in a daze: "Ahh
Uncle Ling also shook his head, sat up with a bone, and then lay down firmly, turned around and snored.
"It's noon, get up and clean up, the pilgrims outside are all looking at our big butts. I pushed Uncle Ling and said.
"Look, look, they're cheap. Uncle Ling said with his eyes closed.
I thought to myself, people are the ones who have suffered a big loss when they see your ass, and you should regret it for a long time.
I was urging Uncle Ling to get up with Lei Zi when there was a knock at the door.
"Incense masters, it's time for you to get out. A small Taoist priest outside the door urged.
"Huh?" I was stunned, my feelings were urging us to move out, it seemed that Uncle Ling's old face could be brushed for three days, not one more day.
Uncle Ling sat up in a daze, scolded and scolded: "This old nose, I am willing to live here as a fucker." "
"Godfather, we've been bothering them for a few days, so it's better to check it out in another place. Lei Zi said on the side.
"Cut, when I want to live here, I give him face when I live here. Uncle Ling reluctantly stepped on his shoes, digging his nostrils, looking like a hanger, and walked straight to the door, before we could shout, I saw Uncle Ling suddenly open the door with a very powerful momentum, and after a while, the whole compound sounded with the screams of women and the angry scolding of men.
Uncle Ling has a problem, that is, he likes to sleep naked, obviously this time he is violent, thinking that he drank too much and did not take off his clothes to sleep, but in front of a group of believing men and women, he completely let go of himself.
Lei Zi and I frantically apologized to all the Taoist chiefs, and Uncle Ling blushed and scolded and kept saying: Don't come again, come again I'm the one!
Finally came out of the Taoist temple alive, we found a homestay to settle for one night, thinking that tomorrow we will go to the more south place, Uncle Ling didn't know whether it was because he was sad because he was seen or because he didn't find the information, he nested on the bed, facing the wall without saying a word.
I was sipping melon seeds and brushing the train ticket on the side, while Lei Zi was looking at the national food, chattering about the vinegar fish in Hangzhou, the spicy chicken in Chongqing, and the steamed pork ...... in Jiangxi
"Eh, what time is it today?" asked Uncle Ling when he suddenly came back to his senses.
"It's the 18th. Lei Zi said on the side.
"Wait. "I suddenly rang, today is the time to make an appointment with the pipe.
"Oh no, I have to contact Guan Jingwei today! I almost forgot!" I said.
"That's right. Uncle Guan came over today. Lei Zi also said.
"What, Leizi, Sanxun, your family went out to buy some roast paper, buy some roast chicken, or something. Uncle Ling commanded.
In the middle of the night, I took out the bronze mirror and the well water that I had treasured for many years, wiped it on the mirror, wiped it with willow leaves little by little, and shouted softly: "Tube the warp and weft, manage the warp and weft, manage the warp and weft ......".
It was a cigarette, and a vague figure gradually appeared in front of us, and then the figure slowly became clearer, and then we heard the man scolding: "Damn, why did you run so far?".
"Damn! You're really bad!" Uncle Ling almost shouted, and I quickly covered his mouth, signaling that the sound insulation here is not good.
Lei Zi was also dumbfounded and said, "Uncle Guan, you are very handsome." "
I don't know if Lei Zi is complimenting people or has an aesthetic problem, I don't see how good-looking it is.
Guan Jingwei looked at us, then looked out the window, and after closing the doors and windows, he asked in a low voice, "What's the matter, did you find anything here?"
"Check the fart, it's all some evil ways of alchemy. Uncle Ling scolded and said, "Liu Wen also blasted us out." "
As soon as I heard it, there was a chance that this Liu Wen would be the old Taoist.
Guan Jingwei smiled and said: "Then he should have counted me to come, it is a Taoist temple, how many immortals live there, it is not easy for me to enter this area, do you know how I came all the way, one hundred and eight procedures, twenty-four checkpoints, more than 1,000 people signed and stamped ......
.""Okay, okay, you said you found out something. Uncle Ling hurriedly waved his hand.
"Eh, I bribed the old ghost king over there in the underworld, and I really got some news. Guan Jingwei looked at me and said with a smile: "I have to thank this little brother for his paper money, in fact, the paper figure of the foreign beauty in the underworld is even more popular, it is simply a hard currency ......."
"You have to ......" Uncle Ling hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You person, why are you so poor." It's like you've drunk too much. Uncle Ling said impatiently.
I asked in a low voice on the side: "Leizi, isn't your uncle usually a very serious person, why has he been like a chatter lately, could it be that this can change his personality when he becomes a ghost?"
"I don't know. Lei Zi said on the side: "He only talks about tuberculosis when he drinks too much, but at that time we all talk to him, and want to borrow him from drinking too much, and let him tell us more fortunes." "
"Say it quickly, don't sell it. Uncle Ling urged.
"To put it bluntly, this matter has a lot to do with Lei Laodao. Guan Jingwei said.
"Nonsense, the Tao in his tomb has nothing to do with him, it has anything to do with whom. Uncle Ling sat aside and lit a cigarette.
Guan Jingwei ignored it and continued: "According to the information I received, back then, Lei Laodao traveled south and north, not only to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but also to sweep away evil sects, almost all evil sects were wiped out, only this faction was sealed, do you know why?"
"Because of what, because they are the illegitimate sons of Lei Lao Dao?" Uncle Ling said angrily.
"Lei Lao Dao can't beat them?" asked Lei Zi.
"Lei Laodao wants to influence them?" I asked.
Guan Jingwei just shook his head and said with a smile: "Because the method they cultivate coincides with the autopsy Dafa, or rather, their evil method has inspired Lei Lao Dao's autopsy Dafa in a sense. "
"So? I'm not here to hear your story. Uncle Ling said angrily.
Later, they were coerced by Lei Lao Dao to hand over all their evil methods, and when Lei Lao Dao practiced the autopsy Dafa, they sealed their souls into the ancient tomb and used it to suppress the ancient tomb, but this evil sect actually introduced another method of borrowing corpses to return souls from the autopsy Dafa, so that there was such a thing as possessing you. Guan Jingwei said.
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