I have been practicing qi for three thousand years and joined the chat group

Danzo Shimura!

As a member of the Naruto world, he has not joined the chat groups of the heavens like Yuan Dagu and Thor in the Marvel world, but his jokes are more interesting than those of Tsunade.

It can be said to be...

One of the few evergreen trees in the 'stem' world.

To this!

Danzo Shimura didn't know anything about it. After all, he didn't join the chat group of the heavens, so knowing his past and future, his vision didn't spread to all the worlds.

He was still confined to that one-third of an acre of land.

Danzo Shimura's goal is to become Hokage!

However...

He still has a long way to go, but it is estimated that this road will not be walked in the near future, because what Danzo faces is not just Tsunade in the Naruto world, but the one who has been strengthened by the chat group of the heavens. Tsunade after several waves, plus a...Uchiha Madara!

Fortunately, Danzo didn't know. otherwise.

He had a certain saying mmp in his heart and he didn't know whether to say it or not.

Danzo Shimura: emmmmm...

Just, I was offended!

Uchiha Dance King:"Danzo? Very boring."

An underground cave in Kirigakure Village.

Uncle Madara snorted softly.

Express your disdain!

Think about this.

Even he couldn't help but laugh softly. For him, once Otsutsuki Kurozetsu died, Kurozetsu's thousand-year plan to resurrect his mother, which he had worked so hard to find, had long since been shelved. now.

He, Uchiha Madara, has long been a six-level existence, and even vaguely surpassed the six-level level. So, who else is his opponent in this Naruto world? Even if Senju Hashirama is reincarnated, he will definitely not be his opponent. In this regard, Uchiha Madara is very confident. Hashirama, who possesses Asura Chakra and Wood Release, is indeed very strong, but this power is only for ordinary people.

And he is no ordinary person.

Danzo?

That guy is pretty good at Wind Release, but without the Sharingan and Hashirama Cells, it's not easy for him to reach the Kage level. Talent determines everything.

Among the team of Konoha's"third generation leaders", including Hiruzen Sarutobi, Koharu Koharu, Mito Kaden, and Danzo Shimura, only Hiruzen Sarutobi has the highest talent and strength.

The heptagonal warrior in the setting of the Book of Formation is well-deserved. When this kind of talent grows, although it is not as good as a wall-mounted warrior like Senju Hashirama, it is undoubtedly very powerful compared to ordinary people. but.

These have no appeal to Uchiha Madara.

The big fat sheep of the ninja world:"Of course, you are the 'King of Dance'."

Tsunade couldn't help rolling her eyes.

Then he joked loudly.

She is a normal ninja like this, right? People like Uchiha Madara, who immediately became astonishing after passing through the strengthening area and enlightenment platform, are already another type of 'monster'.

Uchiha Dance King:"Tsunade girl, you...Want to dance too?"

The big fat sheep of the ninja world:"No! I do not want."

Uchiha Dance King:"......"

Uncle Madara twitched the corner of his mouth. but.

Tsunade is Hashirama's granddaughter after all. Madara will always be a little more tolerant of things related to Senju Hashirama, and Uchiha Madara is probably used to this situation. otherwise...It is estimated that just like before, he will teleport to the sky above Konoha Village and have a 'Tianzhen Zhenxing' to add to the fun. If one doesn't work, then summon two!

After refining Qi for three thousand years:"Eat melon.jpg"

Thor:"Eat melon +1"

Little Dragon Girl:"Eat melon +2"

The group was full of joy.

Most of the people are in the water group, or they are like Murong Bai from the Murong family. They bubble up after a long time to show that they still exist, and only the First Emperor’，‘Chief Tiandao, they are still busy.

Thor is not a fat nerd:"[Picture]，@Thor, God of Thunder, please praise me for my handsomeness."

Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Earth.

Country M.

Thor is wearing a very slim-fitting suit, which seems to have been specially customized. This suit is particularly suitable for him and perfectly outlines the curves of his body that belongs to Thor.

There is one more thing.

That is...This suit must be very expensive.

Thor:"You really look like a human, wow~"

Thor said directly.

Poor Taoist Zhang Sanfeng:"Pfft..."

I'm not Lin Fengjiao:"Thor's words, I'm sorry to be shocked!"

Zhang Zhiwei, an ordinary man:"We have received professional training, no matter what situation we encounter, we will not laugh unless we can't help it!"

The old master also started to play Got the joke.

Thor is not a fat nerd:"...？？？"

Thor looked confused.

This little kid...

Don't play according to the routine?

Ten Cold 2 World.

Torgo curled his lips, wasn't he right? Thor is the God of Thunder, and he is also the God of Thunder. Moreover, when they first joined the group, Yuan Dagu uploaded a text memory copy of ancient Norse mythology. They have also read that memory copy. Anyway, it is not the most 'authentic' Thor. The eldest brother, not to mention the second brother, is pretty much the same for everyone anyway.

Moreover, Torgo thought that what he said was pretty good.

Thor is human.

He is a dog.

He is the most handsome cub in the Nordic pantheon. To say that Thor looks like a dog is almost the most perfect compliment in the eyes of Thor.

However, Thor didn't understand.

Thor:"I'm complimenting you, okay."

Eventually.

Torgo explained helplessly.

‘aba aba...’

Thor is not a fat man:"I'm sorry I can't bear this compliment."

After Thor Dog explained, the corner of Thor's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

This is probably due to differences in race + culture....

Surprised, yet helpless.

Thor:"@thoor is not a fat nerd, huh...Your appearance is indeed good, but you have not lost your reputation as the god of thunder. Do you want me to introduce Athena to you?"

The setting of the world of Ten Cold 2.

In the vast universe, gods are a race with advanced technology. Four gods, Zeus from Greek mythology, Nuwa from Chinese mythology, Odin from Nordic mythology, and"La" from Egyptian mythology, rule together. Watching the universe.

Athena is the daughter of the Western god Zeus, the goddess of wisdom and war.

Thor is not a fat man:"Sorry, farewell!"

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