Chapter 889 Women will only affect our Taoist heart!
When Mu Shiyin checked the room, she found the bathroom. She suddenly felt like she had discovered a new world and screamed in surprise.
Everyone also found it very novel.
In this ancient society, they rarely saw these daily chemical products.
"This prehistoric time is indeed a little different."Old Taoist priest Lu Kanshan looked at the shampoo and said with emotion.
"It seems that prehistoric civilization is no worse than modern civilization!"Gong Weiyang said.
Ji Tian said:
"Okay, it’s not impossible that there were shampoos and shower gels in ancient times. No need to make a fuss. Let’s discuss what we just learned about. He looked at the old Taoist priest and said curiously:
"Why did you look so lost just now? Did you hear something wrong?"
Jiang Zhengyang also asked:
"Have you confirmed the current timeline?"
When they asked about Honghuang's affairs, everyone's attention was indeed focused on Lu Kanshan and no longer focused on shampoo or shower gel. The old Taoist priest said helplessly:
"There are too many things that are wrong. For example, according to the original plot, Di Jun and Tai Yi should be dead, but now they have joined this Xiantang Dynasty that they have never heard of... The key is, now they are far away from what I am familiar with. Hundreds of thousands of years have passed since the prehistoric plot. Like you, I have a blind eye on this world and cannot use the plot to obtain the treasures of this world."
When the others heard this, they couldn't help but show a look of regret on their faces. The biggest advantage of them as reincarnators is that they can redeem various magical techniques and props in the main temple, and they are familiar with the plot of the reincarnation world.
Now, one of the two biggest advantages has lost its effect.
After a moment of silence, the Gatling man Jiang Zhengyang said:
"Since we can't get treasures according to the plot, we should just wait and wait for a month to go back to the main temple. Ji
Tian touched his chin and said:
"In fact, it's not that there are no treasures. Aren't those two peerless beauties in the lobby downstairs more precious than any treasure?"
While speaking, his steely face showed a smile that all men know.
It was full of lust and evil.
When Jiang Zhengyang heard this, he quickly said:
"One is mine."
Of course he can't let Ji Tian attack this kind of beautiful woman who has conquered the country and conquered the city by herself.
Ji Tian said generously:
"It doesn't matter, I want the one in white dress (Hou Tu), you want the one in pink dress (Nu Wa), we happen to have one each.
Jiang Zhengyang nodded quickly and said,"Okay.""
Lu Kanshan saw that the two of them had divided up the only two peerless beauties in a few words, and he had something in his mind that Maipi wanted to spit out.
You've finished dividing, what about me?
Do you look down on me, an old comrade?
…… downstairs.
Nuwa and Houtu heard the conversation between Ji Tian and Jiang Zhengyang upstairs, and she immediately said to Houtu:
"Now that they have made a clear distinction between the two of us, we don’t have to choose between us, and let’s just go with this."
Then, her tone changed,
"How are you going to teach him a lesson? Hou
Tu said coldly:
"I am going to let him try all the punishments in the eighteen levels of hell. Then eighteen years are used as a reincarnation cycle, and the cycle is endless. Hearing this
, Sanqing and the Second Sage of the West felt a wave of fear in their hearts.
This is really cruel!
They mourned for a second of silence for Ji Tian's miserable life!
Nuwa said:"I'm not as troublesome as you, I'm going to Have him castrated, then healed, then castrated again, and so on."
The faces of Sanqing and the Second Sage of the West twitched in unison, and the lower body was cold.
This is even more cruel than Hou Tu!
As expected, women cannot be messed with!
It's better for us, what kind of women do we want?
Women are not interesting in cultivation.
Three Could it be that the two sages of the Qing Dynasty and the West reached a consensus on the same point of view!
"Hey, why do I feel a little cold on my neck?"Jiang Zhengyang turned his head in confusion.
Ji Tian:"I think so too."
Mushi Marriage said:
"If you choose the beautiful girl, the handsome boy will be mine. I have never seen such a handsome man."
While speaking, she couldn't help but lick her lips, looking as if she was hungry.
"She is going to eat you."Nu Wa smiled at Li Yuan.
Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders:"She doesn't have such good teeth yet."
"what about me? Nuwa asked quickly.
Li Yuan:"Neither do you.""
Nuwa suddenly pouted, showing a look of extreme disappointment.
This big pig's hooves!
Sanqing and the Second Sage of the West nodded secretly and communicated with their eyes:
It seems that Senior Li also thinks the same as us.
Women will only affect Our Taoist Heart!
Inside the inn,
Ji Tian heard Mu Shiyun’s thoughts and said:
"Since you have taken a liking to that pretty boy, then I will spare his life. Originally, I planned to teach that pretty boy a lesson when I left, but he dared to speak to us in that tone.
Mu Shiyun said:"You are jealous that he is handsomer than you." Ji
Tian sneered and said:
"Would I be jealous of him? Besides, what’s the use of being handsome? It's just an embroidered pillow, of no use."
He made a fitness move,
"Men, you still have to look at strength!"
Nu Wa touched Li Yuan's arm with her arm:
"He said you embroidered pillows"
"oh."
Li Yuan still looked at the chessboard with a calm expression, not paying attention at all.
It was just the ignorant talk of a few ants, how could it make him angry?
"you lose."
He dropped a piece, and then said to the leader of Tongtian.
The leader of Tongtian said helplessly:
"I now find that playing chess has become a painful thing."
It's natural to be painful if you keep losing and can't win.
Li Yuandao:"Since it's painful, let's light the fire. It's time to cook lunch."
After hearing about lunch, everyone suddenly became energetic.
I quickly stood up and said excitedly:
""I'm going to pick vegetables,"
Yuanshi Tianzun said,"I'm going to wash rice.""
Second Sage of the West:"Let's take action.
Hou Tu said:"I can serve the dishes."
Nuwa:"Well, you've all done it, so I can only taste it.""
Everyone looked at Nuwa at the same time: two golden characters condensed in their eyes:
"Foodie!"
In the guest room.
Several reincarnations gathered together and discussed the ancient affairs in a low voice for a while.
Suddenly,
"Breathe in," everyone sniffed in unison.
"Breathe in, what does it smell like, why does it smell so good?"Mu Shiyin said while sniffing.
"It seems like they are cooking downstairs, but the smell is so fragrant!"Jiang Zhengyang said doubtfully.
Lu Kanshan said:"The taste is really tempting. I have been fasting for a long time, but I can't help but move my index finger."
"Gulu. Gong
Weiyang swallowed and said:
"I feel a little hungry."
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