Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 714: The real straight man with big pig trotters.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also directly amused by Lin Jiu’s actions.

"Haha, this old man is too funny"

"But the way he holds the sword is quite cool."

"This old man looks upright, giving people the impression of being ugly and handsome."

"Even at this age, he still loves to wear ancient costumes and make jokes. He can be regarded as a real-life version of an old naughty boy."

"The camera is closer, and the young man next to me is even more handsome."

"Yes, he has good skin. Still without makeup, I’m so envious"

"……"

Tao Yaoyao held back the complaints in her heart and explained to Li Yuan and Lin Jiu:

"Hello, I am the anchor of Yaoyao Neighborhood. Can I conduct an interview with you and ask you a few questions?"

Lin Jiu was a little confused after hearing this, and couldn't understand what the other party meant. He couldn't help but glance at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan signaled Lin Jiu to take back the sword, and he asked Tao Yaoyao:

"What do you want to interview?"

Wow, the voice is so nice, full of magnetism, and the enunciation is extremely clean!

Tao Yaoyao suddenly felt that her eardrums were numb, and she had the urge to have stars in her eyes.

In the live broadcast room, a group of perverts even made the sound of howling like ghosts.

"Oh my God, this voice is so cute"

"He is handsome, has a good temperament, and has such a nice voice. He is simply the perfect man!"

"Sister Yaoyao, please ask your boyfriend’s name, WeChat, and if he has a girlfriend. I’ll give him a reward right now."

"……"

Tao Yaoyao was extremely excited when she saw the excited comments and the increasing number of rewards in the live broadcast room.

She held back her excitement and asked Li Yuan:

"What is your name, how old are you, and what is your occupation?

Li Yuan:"Li Yuan, seventy-eight thousand years old, has no occupation and nothing to do.""

Tao Yaoyao:"……"

I saw her looking confused

"How old are you?"

She felt that she might have heard wrong, so she couldn't help but ask again.

"I don't want to say the same thing a second time. Li Yuan said calmly.

Tao Yaoyao:"……"

The male god is cool enough and has a good personality, I like him very much.

Ordinary man: Can you lick the dog a little more?

Studio

"Why does the male god say that he is seventy-eight thousand years old? Does this number mean anything?"

"I don’t understand, is the male god joking?"

"Probably, he didn't want to tell his real age, so he deliberately told an age that sounded false at first sight."

"Wow, male idols are so creative when rejecting others."

"……"

Everyone in the live broadcast room came up with a reasonable reason for Li Yuan's words.

However, Lin Jiu knew that what Li Yuan said should be true.

It turns out that Senior Li has lived for 78,000 years.

It’s unimaginable. cowhide.

Tao Yaoyao saw the comments in the live broadcast room and felt that Li Yuan didn't want to tell his true age, so he deliberately said a random number.

She no longer dwelled on the matter and asked Li Yuan:

"Can I ask, what brand is this costume of yours and how much is it worth?"

One of the reserved topics of her neighborhood is to ask the other person what kind of clothes they are wearing, what brand they are, and how much they cost.

It would be better if the other person is wearing famous brand luxury goods, which can arouse discussion among netizens.

Although many netizens wear Ordinary, but he is very excited and interested in other people wearing famous brands and luxury goods. He doesn’t know what the psychology of this is.

Li Yuan said lightly:

"It doesn’t have a brand, it’s made by myself, and it’s worth more than your universe."

This universe of yours?

It's not your universe yet.

Besides, what kind of clothes are more valuable than a universe?

Tao Yaoyao discovered that this male god is perfect in every aspect, but his words are a bit confusing.

Maybe he has read too many novels!

I was infected with the chuunibyou disease.

However, the male god can actually design and make his own clothes. He is so talented.

This little problem is not only harmless, but also very cute.

Ordinary people all over the world:"……I’m drafting the uncle’s double-standard dog!"

Tao Yaoyao continued to ask:

"What brand is this jade pendant on your waist? How much is it worth?"

The camera focused on the jade pendant around Li Yuan's waist.

This is a dragon-shaped jade pendant. It is as white as jade, smooth and round, with a light luster and no trace of impurities.

Live broadcast room

"Wow, this jade dragon is so realistic"

"Lifelike, the scales are lifelike and feel like they are alive"

"This piece of jade looks like the top-grade mutton-fat white jade. I wonder if it is real or fake?"

"It's fake. The top-grade mutton-fat white jade costs hundreds of thousands per gram. How could you just carry it with you?"

"……"

Li Yuan glanced at the jade pendant and couldn't help but smile:

"This was made by my sister and given to me. It is priceless."

Seeing the smile on Li Yuan's face, Tao Yaoyao felt a little dizzy. It was so gentle.

At this moment, all the anchors on the Internet celebrity street also noticed Li Yuan, and they were immediately impressed by Li Yuan's appearance and appearance. His temperament was so shocking that people gathered around him one after another.

They took pictures of Li Yuan with cameras, cameras or mobile phones.

When passersby saw it, they thought a big star was here and stopped curiously. Standing on tiptoe, I looked around.

Soon, this originally very wide Internet celebrity pedestrian street was filled with people.

"Handsome guy, what brand are your shoes?"

Tao Yaoyao continued to ask Li Yuan.

However, Li Yuan was unwilling to answer such a childish and imbecile question.

He refused directly:

"Your question is boring, I'm leaving."

With that said, he ignored Tao Yaoyao and walked forward.

Lin Jiu quickly followed Li Yuan.

When Tao Yaoyao heard Li Yuan's answer, her expression suddenly became confused.

She actually refused her question. He also said she was boring.

Wow, wow, this is so shocking.

You know, because she is beautiful, no matter when she was a neighbor or in life, she has never been rejected so unceremoniously.

In the live broadcast room

"This is the real straight man with big pig hooves"

"A role model for our generation"

"It would be nice if I could be this cool"

"Sister Yaoyao must be very angry"

"This is natural. After being hit like this, Sister Yaoyao was afraid of vomiting blood."

"……"

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly saw Tao Yaoyao quickly catching up with Li Yuan and said with a blushing face:

"Well, Li Yuan, can I add your WeChat account?" audience:"……"

The male god has tortured you thousands of times, but you still think of him as your first love.

Even though I'm not angry at this, I still want to ask questions on WeChat.

He's handsome and can really do whatever he wants!

Li Yuan shook his head and said:

"cannot."

Just joking, he continued to snatch away, leaving Tao Yaoyao with an embarrassed look on her face.

"Poor Taoyao"

"Touch your head!"

"The male god is really cold"

"……"