Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 638: Daji, it’s not like I’m not a sister enough. Seeing Nuwa’s aggrieved look, Li Yuan said helplessly:"Okay, I’ll just do it for you. Congratulations on being hundreds of years older."

Nuwa heard this. Suddenly anger turned into joy

"It's one year old."She corrected.

Li Yuan:"One year in heaven, isn't it hundreds of years on earth?"

Nuwa's birthday is the time in heaven.

"In short, it is one year old."Nu Wa insisted.

Li Yuan ignored Nu Wa's self-deception. He glanced at the bowls and chopsticks on the table, as well as the noodles sprayed out by Nu Wa, and said:

"Go wash the dishes and wipe the table clean.

Nuwa said aggrievedly:"I am the birthday girl."

Li Yuan:"Who told you to spray all over the table?""

Nu Wa had no choice but to stand up and put away the dishes.

Seeing this, Nu Wa felt flattered. It was a big sin to let Nu Wa wash the dishes.

However, Nu Wa's temperament was a bit cold, although she He felt that he should take the initiative to help Nuwa wash the dishes, but he couldn't speak.

Nuwa took the plate to wash the dishes, while Li Yuan went to prepare the birthday cake.

Fuxi, Shennong, and Xuanyuan could not help, so they had to In the lobby, she entertained herself.

Xiao Sizi took Nuwa to work.

In the kitchen

, Nuwa asked Li Yuan while washing the dishes:

"Does Daji know you are here?"

Li Yuanze is whipping cream.

"I don’t know."

Nu Wa felt that the sleeves were a bit long and inconvenient for washing dishes, so she pushed Li Yuan with her arm and said,"roll up your sleeves for me."

Li Yuan had no choice but to roll up Nu Wa's sleeves to his elbows.

"When are you going to tell her? Dajike has been looking for you all these years and is almost dying of anxiety. Nuwa asked.

Li Yuan:"Let it happen.""

"Do you want me to tell her your news?"Nuwa.

Li Yuan said indifferently:

"up to you."

Nu Wa's heart moved and she wanted to inform Da Ji immediately.

However, she suddenly thought that if Da Ji came, Li Yuan would definitely care about his sister and not care about her anymore.

Otherwise, I can wait until my birthday is over today before telling her Daji?

In this way, I can take possession of all Li Yuan today.

Thinking of this, Nuwa immediately gave up her plan to inform Daji.

Daji, it’s not that I’m not a sister, it’s just that today is my birthday, so you should feel aggrieved and treat it as a sister. Give it to me as a birthday gift!

Nuwa was still trying to find an excuse for her behavior of plastic sister flowers.

In the lobby of the inn, she saw Fuxi and Shennong sandwiching the Xuanyuan family, one on the left and the other on the right. full of surprises

"Hey, what is this? There is actually an illusion inside,"

"Who sent these messages?"I am God", who sounds so crazy? How dare you give yourself this name."

Xuanyuan was seen holding his mobile phone, watching the scene of Tang Monk and Sun Wukong on their way, and watching the various messages sent by friends in the group.

Xuanyuan explained:

"This is called a mobile phone, the most popular magic weapon nowadays. All you do is stay in the cave all day long, study piano skills and drink fine wine. You are almost out of touch with the times.……"

As he said that, he showed the two bumpkins the various functions of the phone.

Taking photos, recording videos, sending messages, sending red envelopes...

Seeing these magical functions all realized on their mobile phones, both Fuxi and Shennong opened their mouths in surprise.

There was even more praise in his mouth

"This phone is so powerful that I didn’t even understand how it works."Fuxi's eyes almost fell on his mobile phone.

"It has so many functions and is so interesting." Shennong swiped his phone curiously, his face full of excitement.

The two of them squeezed Xuanyuan, almost squeezing Xuanyuan into pieces of paper.

He said helplessly:

"If you like it, you can also buy a mobile phone yourself"

"Is this thing still for sale? Shen Nong said in shock.

"How could anyone sell such a precious magic weapon? Fuxi looked confused.

Xuanyuan said:"Brother Li invented this mobile phone. His daughter Xiaosizi opened a mobile phone store to sell it." You can have as much as you want"

"It turns out that it was invented by Master, no wonder it is so magical. Fuxi suddenly said.

Shennong immediately stood up from his seat:

"Let's go buy a mobile phone. By the way, I wonder how much this thing costs?

Xuanyuan:"It's very cheap, only one hundred thousand taels of silver." Shennong said in surprise:

"So cheap? Only Brother Li can withstand such a waste of money!"

Fuxi looked embarrassed:

"However, I can’t get out even one hundred thousand taels."

He looked at Shennong expectantly:

"How about you lend me 100,000 yuan, and I will definitely return it to you in the future?"

"Uh, I can't take it out either."Shennong had a look of embarrassment on his face.

They are all immortals who are free from the world. They don't have to eat or drink. How could they think of using money?

The two of them looked at Xuanyuan at the same time.

Xuanyuan understood instantly:

"Don't even think about borrowing it from me. I was able to scrape together a hundred thousand taels of silver by selling everything, and now my sleeves are cleaner than your faces. However," he changed his tone,

"It's not impossible. You can take out your elixirs and magic weapons and exchange them for mobile phones. It's the same thing."

"Can it still be like this?"Shen Nong said happily.

If nothing else, he had a lot of elixirs.

So, the three of them left the inn and walked directly to the mobile phone store.

The mobile phone store.

Xiao Sizi looked at the figure at the door and looked very happy,"Mother, Father, why are you here?"

The two people who entered the store were Li Er and Changsun Wugou.

They were smiling, looking happy and proud.

Changsun Wugou said with a gentle smile:

"I haven’t seen you for a long time, so I came here to see you.

Li Er:"Just repay the usury I borrowed from you.""

Xiao Sizi said unexpectedly:"Can father pay back the money so soon? Li

Er said proudly:

"Last night I received good news that the army led by Cheng Yaojin and others had captured the entire territory of Tubo. From now on, Tubo will be my territory of the Tang Dynasty."

"Congratulations, but what does this have to do with you paying back the money?"Xiao Sizi said doubtfully.

A cunning look flashed in Li Er's eyes. He took out an imperial edict, handed it to Xiao Sizi and said:

"Well, I have decided to price all the land between Shule and Yantu in Tubo at eleven million taels of silver to pay off the debt. In other words, from now on the vast land between Shule and Yancheng will be yours."

Poof!

When Xiao Sizi heard Li Er's plan, she spit out three liters of blood.

She jumped in anger and said:

"How can you pay off a debt like this? Even if you have to use land to pay off the debt, you can still sell Chang'an to me! I don’t know where those Shule and Yancheng are, so why are they worth more than 10 million?

Li Er:"The area between Shule and Yancheng is as big as tens of thousands of Chang'an cities. You've made a profit.""