Chapter 608: How could there be such a stupid person in this world
? Ao Yun said respectfully:"Disciples must remember Master's teachings."
Tang Monk was very satisfied with Ao Yun's attitude. He said to Sun Wukong:
"Wukong, he has been transformed by the poor monk, please let him go."
What do you call transformation?
Sun Wukong shook his horns, then stretched out his hand, and the golden cudgel automatically returned to his hand and was put into his ear.
Ao Yun regained his freedom and suddenly turned into a white stripe. The dragon and horse, carrying Tang Monk in salute, Sun Wukong set out on the road. In the western suburbs, the imperial mausoleum. In a dark stone hall, a thin and half-century-old man wearing a set of Confucian long robes was sitting above the hall, listening to a A report from one of his subordinates.
This old man is none other than the Empress Dowager, one of the four ancestors of zombies.
On both sides of the hall, there are dozens of pale-faced men and women standing with stiff expressions.
All of these men and women have fangs and are exuding... Most of them wore court clothes, official uniforms and other formal attire, which looked grand and gorgeous.
Among them, there were several men wearing five-clawed golden dragon robes, and the cold air on their bodies was particularly strong.
And the dead Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng, Li Yuanji also stood among them, looking respectfully at the old man directly above the hall.
"Reporting to the First Ancestor, there is still no news about the general, but his subordinates discovered some abnormalities."
The middle-aged woman who is reporting to the Queen looks much normal. There is no cold aura about her body, and her face is as rosy as ordinary people. Although she is middle-aged, she still looks beautiful and charming..
Hou Qing looked at his subordinates and asked:"What's abnormal?"
Middle-aged woman:"My subordinates discovered that the blood descendant of Lord General often acted manically towards a store and wanted to rush out even during the day. And what that store sells is the recently popular mobile phones."
As she said that, she took out a mobile phone from her arms and handed it to Hou Qing
"The subordinates didn't know whether the general's disappearance was related to this matter, so they made it clear so that the ancestor could decide."
Houqing looked at the phone with a look of surprise on his face.
"This object is quite exquisite. It is actually made from innate cold jade. It also contains various Tao seal runes, which is equivalent to a mid-grade acquired spiritual treasure. Who would sell this? How much is the selling price?"
The middle-aged woman said:
"The person selling this item is Princess Jinyang, the daughter of the Tang Dynasty King. The price is 10,000 taels, and it has been sold like crazy in Chang'an City recently."
"Only ten thousand taels?"
Hou Qing's eyes widened.
"real or fake?"
This is not even enough to pay for materials. How can there be such stupid people in this world?
Doing business at a loss?
Are you doing charity? You are selling like crazy. How big of a family do you need to be able to accompany you like this?
"A sneeze."
Mobile phone store.
Xiao Sizi suddenly sneezed
"Strange, maybe you have a cold?"
She shook her head and didn't take this matter to her heart.
She was doing abacus with her white and tender little hands, and said excitedly to the female master next to her:
"I've made it, I've made it, Sister Nvba, do you know how much money I've made during this time? 3 billion snowflake silver! You can even buy Datang."
The female slave looked at Xiao Sizi's excitement and couldn't help showing a speechless expression.
No matter what you took out of your father's inn, the items were more than 3 billion. Are you so excited? However
, Li Yuan really doted on Xiao Sizi and allowed her to be so prodigal!
……
Heaven.
Taibai Jinxing reported to the Jade Emperor:
"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the old man followed the instructions and took the mobile phone to the refining workshop, preparing to use real fire to decompose the mobile phone into innate cold jade. Unfortunately, once the mobile phone was melted, the aura contained in it disappeared, and the decomposed cold jade was simply gone. Without aura, it became an ordinary mortal thing."
The Jade Emperor was a little disappointed and said:
"I thought that this mobile phone was so cheap that I could buy it, refine it, and decompose it into weapon-making materials, but I didn't expect that it couldn't be decomposed."
Holding back his disappointment, he asked Taibai Jinxing again:
"The material of this mobile phone is extremely precious, but it is sold in large quantities at such a low price. I don’t know who has such a big hand, and what conspiracy is contained in it?"
Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, a glimmer of wisdom flashed in his eyes:
"The veteran feels that the other party did this to prevent us from refining the same magic weapon, thereby preventing us from using such magic weapons to spread our faith among the human race."
"Previously, we had intended to refine a magic weapon that could broadcast live images so that we could spread our faith among the human race. But since the launch of mobile phones, according to my inquiries, except for our heaven, Buddhism and Xuanmen have given up on refining live broadcast magic weapons, because even if they are refined, they are not as convenient to use as mobile phones and do not have the functions of mobile phones. Many, no mobile phone has been promoted so much among the human race"
"Even if we refine the live broadcast magic weapon by then, because we simply don’t have much material, if we can promote it on a large scale like a mobile phone, not many people will watch the live broadcast, and we will not be able to achieve the purpose of promoting our faith.."
The Jade Emperor nodded suddenly:
"What Taibai Jinxing said makes sense. This should be the other party's real purpose of selling mobile phones at a low price. It is really sinister. Taibai
Jinxing sighed:
"The other party's move seemed to be a loss-making business, but it directly kidnapped the human race's information source and controlled the human race's and even prehistoric speech. It was really clever."
The Jade Emperor secretly sighed in his heart:
Alas, why didn't I think of using videos to spread beliefs and guide opinions? However, even if I thought about it, I don't have so much material to make so many mobile phones! That
"I am the ultimate big brother" Who is the"Devil King"?
The Jade Emperor was thinking, while taking out the mobile phone in his arms and scrolling through the comments.
Then he sent a message.
God is my God:"Is there any young lady who wants you?""
When Taibai Jinxing saw this, he also took out his mobile phone and looked at it.
He also sent a message:
"Love makes my fragile heart bleed, and I can only do it slowly and alone in the middle of the night. Is there any young lady who has had the same experience and can chat with me privately?"I am your uncle."
Jade Emperor:"Hey, I don't know who this 'I am your uncle' is. The messages he sent are so disgusting.""
Taibai Jinxing shook his face calmly and said nothing.
At the same time, Buddhism and Taoism were also having conversations about mobile phones.
Everyone came to the conclusion that the reason why mobile phones are sold at low prices is to eliminate Others have developed videos to spread their beliefs.
Li Yuan can only say that you really think too much.
The real reason is that a little girl is just losing money to gain happiness.
……
As soon as Hou Qing walked outside the mobile phone store, he smelled a special smell of blood.
This blood was full of alluring fragrance, and he couldn't help but twitch his index finger.
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