Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 527: Fa Hai slapped

Fa Hai saw Li Er interceding for him, and a glimmer of hope ignited in his heart.

The Human Emperor has to give him some face, right?

However, when he saw that Li Yuan had no intention of giving Li Er any face, his hope was suddenly dashed.

Do you have to slap yourself before you can leave today?

Li Yuan ignored Fa Hai and Li Er and began to concentrate on eating breakfast.

Whether it is Fa Hai or Li Er, they are always just small roles.

Suck it!

Li Er took two deep breaths and felt the fragrance.

He immediately licked his face and asked Li Yuan:"What did brother-in-law eat? It's so delicious."

Fa Hai's eyes twitched when he saw it. Is this the Human Emperor?

He is simply a fool who has never had enough to eat!

He didn't expect that Li Er had such a mean side.

Li Yuan replied while eating:

"Fried dough sticks"

"Give me a taste."Li Er swallowed secretly.

It was really delicious!

Li Yuan fried it a lot. Seeing that Li Er wanted to eat it, he immediately handed Li Er a fried dough stick.

Li Er held the fried dough stick with his hand and couldn't wait to bite it. He took a bite.

Crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, full of dry aroma, but not greasy at all. Li Er felt that this was a thousand times more delicious than any breakfast he had eaten before.

"Delicious, this fried dough stick is so fragrant."Li Er ate with gusto and praised him repeatedly.

He was eating fried dough sticks and saw what Li Yuan and Yang Chan were drinking, and he couldn't help but ask:

"What are you drinking, goat's milk?"

Because of the influence of the Hu people, the nobles of the Tang Dynasty had the habit of drinking goat's milk and eating cheese.

"This is called soy milk. Not goat milk. Li Yuan explained.

Soy milk?

Never heard of it.

Li Er pursed his lips and said expectantly:"It must be delicious. Can I have some?"

Li Yuan:"No more."

Li Er stared at Li Yuan's bowl and said,"Brother-in-law, isn't there some in his bowl?" Let me try it."

Li Yuan's face trembled. He looked at Li Er with disgust and said:

"Could you be any more disgusting? Li

Er said without any clue:

"Disgusting? Drinking a glass of wine with you and eating a meal with you, doesn't it show that we are close?"

Seeing that Li Er became more and more disgusting as he talked, Li Yuan couldn't help but want to vomit:

"If you say anything again, be careful and I will spit on your face."

When Li Er saw this, he couldn't help but think of his previous experience of being sprayed with wine and tea by Li Yuan. He was so frightened that he quickly took a few steps back. He never dared to say that he wanted to drink a bowl of soy milk with Li Yuan again.

Fahai saw Li Yuanzhen I no longer ignored him, but chatted with Li Er. He knelt on the ground, feeling extremely embarrassed and at a loss what to do.

Could it be that if he didn't slap me, would he really never let me get up

? To slap him, or not to slap him, that was the question!

Just as Li Shimin was eating fried dough sticks with relish, he suddenly heard a series of loud slaps.

"bang bang bang……"

He looked back and saw Fahai slapping him in the face, the sound was clear, loud and rhythmic.

Li Shimin couldn't help but open his mouth in surprise.

How could Zen Master Fahai hit himself?

Was he being driven crazy?

Seeing that Fa Hai finally compromised, Yang Chan couldn't help but show contempt on her face.

It seems that this monk is also afraid of death!

Fahai was naturally scared to death.

As long as there is a sane person, there is no one who is not afraid of death.

He had been thinking about countermeasures for a while, but other than listening to Li Yuan's instructions and slapping himself, he really couldn't think of a way to get out of trouble.

So, he no longer hesitated and slapped himself.

Where there is life, there is hope!

Today's humiliation will come back one day!

With my Buddhist power, I don’t believe I can’t take revenge in the future!

Fahai gritted his teeth and swore secretly in his heart.

Soon, twenty slaps were completed.

Fa Hai's cheeks were covered with bright red finger prints

"Is the donor satisfied now? Fahai asked Li Yuan.

Li Yuan said calmly:"You can get out.""However," he reminded,"next time you disturb my purity, it won't be solved by twenty slaps."

Fa Hai suddenly felt that the pressure on his body was lightened, and he could stand up again.

Without saying anything, he turned around and left the inn.

The next time I come, it will be the time of revenge!

Fa Hai secretly felt cruel in his heart.

Yang Seeing Fa Hai leaving, Chan couldn't help but remind Li Yuan:

"Judging from the look in this monk's eyes, I'm afraid he won't give up."

Li Yuan didn't take it seriously and said:

"I know he won't give up and will come back soon, but what does it matter?"

Yeah, what does it matter?

Even Yuanshi Tianzun has to admit defeat, so what does it matter if it's just Fahai?

The two of them are no longer in the same dimension!

Yang Chan secretly sighed.

Li Er was still confused. State.

It turns out that what the brother-in-law said about admitting his mistake was to let Fahai slap him.

Fahai actually slapped him.

Awesome!

".By the way, brother-in-law, I came to you this time to tell you that there are many people from outside the country who are inquiring about the inside story of the Turks being completely annihilated."

"……"

Outside Chang'an City.

Jinshan Temple.

In the elder's meditation room.

Jinshan Temple presided over the Dharma Ming, and the Dharma Protector Elder Fa Hai was standing respectfully in front of a tall monk with a clear appearance.

The eminent monk sat cross-legged on a golden lotus platform, looking at the fifty-sixty-year-old man, wearing a five-leaf crown and golden clothes, with eyes as deep as water.

"Disciple Faming/Fahai paid homage to Vairocana Buddha."

Vairu Buddha nodded, looked at Fa Hai and said:

"I heard that you have found out the inside story about the Turks being completely annihilated? Fahai said respectfully:

"Reporting to the Buddha, his disciples indeed learned the inside story of the Turks being completely annihilated. In Chang'an City, there is an inn. The owner of the inn has extraordinary strength, and his disciples cannot measure his cultivation level. Moreover, he had a close relationship with the King of Tang. The King of Tang even called him brother-in-law. Before the Turks attacked Chang'an, the King of Tang often went to this inn. Therefore, I am 90% sure that the Tu (Li Qian Zhao) Jue were completely annihilated.Related to the owner of the stack."

After hearing Fa Hai's analysis, Vairocana Buddha couldn't help but nodded and said:

"With that being said, this inn is indeed very suspicious. In this case, let's go to that inn in person to see the specific identity of the owner."

Fa Hai showed a trace of hesitation on his face:

"Reporting to the Buddha, this innkeeper's strength is unfathomable. His disciples have also suffered a secret loss at his hands before. If they go there rashly, I'm afraid..."

Vairocana Buddha heard this and couldn't help but smile lightly.

I saw countless people. The golden lotus bloomed around him, and the Buddhist world like Hengsha Xinghe appeared dimly around him. It seemed mysterious and vast, and the treasure was solemn. Discovering

, Fa Hai, seeing the Buddha holding flowers and smiling actually contained such a great charm, couldn't help but Impressed

"Don't worry, even if this innkeeper is transformed into Taishang Laojun or Fuyuan Immortal, he still has to give me some face from the West."Vairu Buddha said confidently._To read the underlined version of the novel, please download Feilu Xiao