Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 493: With your IQ, it’s difficult to explain it to you.

Li Xiuning always felt that everything in this inn was a little weird, including the people and things.

She angrily took the dishes she and Li Yuan had eaten, went to the kitchen, and started washing dishes for the first time in her life.

Li Yuan was on the side, instructing how to wash.

You actually asked me to wash the dishes. Even my father and mother didn’t let me do it. Hmm, I’ll see how I deal with you when I reveal my identity in the future.

While Li Xiuning was washing, she was complaining in her heart.

"Don't just rinse with water, but also use dish soap to remove the oil stains. Li Yuan reminded

"Dish soap? What dish soap?"Li Xiuning was puzzled.

She hadn't heard that dishwashing liquid is needed for washing dishes?

Li Yuan pointed to a glass bottle placed next to the sink and said:

"Here it is, just squeeze it."

When Li Xiuning saw the glass vase, she couldn't help but shudder.

It's too luxurious.

Even the imperial palace couldn't find a few such transparent glass bottles, but they were placed here casually without fear of breaking them.

She Curiously, she pressed a device on the glass bottle, and suddenly a pink gelatinous substance flowed out from a small hole in the device and fell into her palm.

"Hey, it’s amazing!

Li Xiuning looked surprised and excited,"How did this happen?" How can I just press it? Li

Yuanwei said:

"With your IQ, it's hard to explain it to you."

This was the first time that Li Xiuning heard someone say that she was stupid. She was so angry that she started to grind her teeth again!

In anger, she couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, and pressed the squeezer on the glass bottle again, and suddenly there was another lump. The semen fell into her palm.

Haha, it’s so fun.

Li Xiuning thought this thing was so interesting and kept pressing the squeezer, seemingly overjoyed.

Just like a child of several years old.

He also forgot what Li Yuan said She was stupid.

Li Yuan was standing aside and saw three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.

He reminded:

"That's enough, without your waste"

"Humph, stingy."Li Xiuning snorted at Li Yuan.

However, she finally stopped squeezing the dishwashing liquid.

Li Xiuning smeared the dishwashing liquid on the dishes and chopsticks.

After applying it, she found that the dishwashing liquid turned white. The bubbles and the smell of flowers were very nice, and I couldn’t help but get excited again.

"Yeah, why did it become a bubble? Washing dishes is so much fun!"

She kept wiping on the bowl and chopsticks, and found more and more bubbles. She just thought it was so interesting.

Seeing Li Xiuning enjoying herself, Li Yuan shook his head helplessly. I

'm afraid he met someone Fool!

He had no time to supervise a fool washing dishes, so he warned:

"Wash it carefully. If you don’t wash it thoroughly, don’t blame me for not telling you how to make instant noodles and ham sausage."

"Know it!"Li Xiuning agreed impatiently and continued to play with her bubbles.

The bubbles were colorful and beautiful.

Li Yuan ignored this fool and returned to his bar to continue reading.

"Snap."

As soon as Li Yuangang walked for a while, Li Xiuning suddenly felt a slip in his hand, and the blue and white porcelain bowl fell into the sink with a crisp sound.

Li Xiuning's heart tightened:

"Don't break it? With how evil the shopkeeper is, he still doesn't allow me to compensate myself to him before I give up?

She quickly checked the blue and white porcelain bowl,"Fortunately, it's not broken.""

"Unexpectedly, this bowl looks as clear as jade and is quite durable."

She stumbled, playing and washing at the same time. Half a quarter of an hour later, she finally washed the dishes and chopsticks.

Looking at the dishes and chopsticks as white as new and her smooth and tender hands, Li Xiuning felt that this dishwashing liquid was really useful. It was so easy to use.

Even her palms became much smoother and more delicate.

She smelled her palms, and there was still a floral scent of detergent on it.

Li Xiuning felt that this floral scent was better than the perfume from the Western Regions. Smell it a hundred times.

This dish soap should be used for bathing. It’s a waste of money to use it for washing dishes!

I don’t know where the shopkeeper got the dish soap from?

I’ll have to find out with him later.

Buy some and give them to your mother. and several sisters-in-law, they must like it very much.

Li Xiuning returned to the lobby and saw Li Yuan reading again, she couldn't help but shout:

"Okay, I have washed the bowl. Please tell me how to make instant noodles and ham sausage."

When Li Yuan heard this, he didn't take his eyes away from the novel. He just reached out and moved the two pages of letter paper next to him in the direction of Li Xiuning:

"The methods have been written down for you, just follow them."

Li Xiuning quickly picked up the letter and started checking it.

"Hey, I didn’t expect your handwriting to be quite beautiful."

Not only is it beautiful, it is also very pleasing to the eye. It flows smoothly and is simply a pleasure to watch.

Li Xiuning has also seen memorials written by Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, and Fang Xuanling. The handwriting of these people is very good.

But when compared with Li Yuan's calligraphy, she found that the calligraphy of Changsun Wuji and others had no spirituality at all, and were no better than a dog.

It seemed that besides having a dark heart, this boss was not It was useless.

Various thoughts went through Li Xiuning's mind, and she quickly read the contents on the letter.

The methods for making instant noodles and ham were written in great detail. Li Xiuning felt that even she could follow the methods recorded on the letter. , making instant noodles and ham sausage.

But...

Li Xiuning pointed at the content on the letter in shock. Her fingers could not help but tremble because she was so excited.

She shouted to Li Yuan:

"Is it true what you wrote, that ham sausage is actually made from pork?"

The shocked expression and exaggerated tone were as if the ham sausage was not made from pork, but from pig feces.

Although many people in the Tang Dynasty had fed pigs, pork was only available to those who could not afford mutton. Wait until the talent is ready to eat.

Nobles and the general bourgeoisie only eat mutton.

(Beef is a farm tool for plowing the land, and it is not allowed to eat it.)

In this era, anyone with a certain status thinks that pigs are disgusting. The ultimate food.

During the Sui Dynasty, if a noble committed a crime, he would be forced to eat pork by the emperor. After eating, the noble went home and vomited for a long time, almost vomiting to death.

This shows the nobles' contempt for pork..Li

Xiuning didn’t expect that such delicious ham sausages were actually made of despicable pork.

After word gets out, others won’t laugh at me, right?

But isn’t pork very unpalatable? How come ham sausages are so delicious

? Mutton and beef are much more delicious!

Did he lie to me on purpose?

Li Xiuning looked at Li Yuan with suspicion.

Li Yuan said lightly:"Ham sausage is made of pork. Are you so shocked?"