Chapter 161 Jiang Ziya vs. Shen Gongbao

The Taoist raised his eyebrows and sniffed doubtfully.

Grass really has the same smell!

Taoist Yangmei's face turned black into coal.

And it's so dark and red that it's so bright.

His eyebrows, beard, and hair all stood up in anger.

My chest is like a bellows, rising and falling violently

"It was obviously filled with wine, so why did it turn into urine?"He screamed.

The Cowherd looked innocent.

He reminded:

"Old man, I think you should rinse your mouth. You smell like urine even when you talk."

"vomit!"

Taoist Yangmei finally couldn't bear it anymore and vomited it out. He was vomiting so loudly that he almost spit out the gall.

The pungent smell made the Cowherd couldn't stand it, so he quickly took the old cow and ran away. Li Yuan was secretly observing Taoist Yangmei's movements.

Seeing that Taoist Yangmei had just reacted now, he couldn't help laughing.

The happiest thing during this period was definitely this.

Even his expression rarely changed. of peony, at this momentLaughing so hard that I can’t stand upright

"Cluck, cluck, this old man's reaction was too slow. If someone hadn't reminded him, he might have finished the drink before he even knew what was going on."

Actually, we can't blame Taoist Yangmei for his slow reaction. He has never peed once since he transformed.

Therefore, he is certainly not that sensitive to urine.

"vomit!"

Although Taoist Yangmei has vomited all the contents of his stomach, as soon as he thinks of that smell, he will retching involuntarily.

"Who is teasing me?"

After Yangmei Taoist regained his breath, he immediately returned to the wine shop angrily.

He swore that if he found someone teasing him, he would put all the remaining wine in the gourd into the other person's cup.

Still invisible, he entered the wine shop. Fang, he found that the wine tank was indeed wine, not urine.

Moreover, the wine tank had not been moved.

Therefore, the possibility that someone had changed the wine tank was ruled out.

"Strange."

Taoist Yangmei couldn't figure it out.

Since no one changed the wine vat, how did the wine in his gourd turn into urine?

Originally, Taoist Yangmei wanted to make a big fuss in the wine shop to vent his anger.

But he changed his mind. He thought that if he made a fuss, wouldn't he just admit that he was a wine thief? And the fact that he drank urine would probably become known to everyone. This was something he could never accept.

In the end, Taoist Yangmei He left angrily and prepared to slowly investigate the matter.

…… the next day.

Li Yuan fried wolf-toothed potatoes in the yard.

Potatoes can be said to be Li Yuan's favorite food.

Spicy potatoes are one of Li Yuan's favorite snacks. They are spicy and delicious, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Li Yuan couldn't help but salivate when he thought of this.

The essence of Wolf Tooth Potato lies in the shape of the potato.

The potatoes are cut into strips as thick as a little finger, shaped like a wolf tooth or a silkworm, which is not only pleasing to the eye, but also very convenient to taste.

Just when Li Yuan started frying the potatoes, Jiang Ziya suddenly came to visit.

Seeing Jiang Ziya, Li Yuan couldn't help laughing and said:

"On the second day of your wedding, you are not at home with your beloved wife, why did you come to my place?"

Jiang Ziya's face was a little embarrassed. He naturally understood the beauty of his own daughter-in-law, so how could she be considered a sweet wife?

If not for the secret guidance of his master, how could he have chosen such a philistine and rough woman?

As he thought, he said to Li calmly Yuan Baoquan said:

"Jiang Shang took the liberty to visit and disturb Brother Li."

Li Yuan said while frying wolf-tooth potatoes:

"Sit anywhere by yourself. Nothing to disturb, I like the excitement."

Jiang Shang was about to sit down. At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded from outside the fence.

"Senior Li, Shen Gongbao is interrupting."

Jiang Shang turned around and saw his fellow junior, Shen Gongbao, who had arrived outside the courtyard at some time. He was half-bowing and saluting Li Yuan with great respect.

Jiang Shang was already surprised to see Shen Gongbao appear here..

He heard that Shen Gongbao actually called Li Yuan his senior, and his brows furrowed into the word"Chuan".

If Shen Gongbao hadn't been bowing and saluting, he even thought there was something wrong with his ears.

He called a senior Earth Immortal monk , isn’t this a brain disease?

Li Yuan looked at Shen Gongbao, then at Jiang Shang, and couldn’t help but smile:

"You two are destined to be together, and it just happened to happen."

Shen Gongbao also saw Jiang Ziya at this time, with a look of surprise on his face.

"It turned out to be Senior Brother Jiang"

"Junior brother, why do you know Brother Li?"Jiang Ziya asked Shen Gongbao curiously.

Shen Gongbao heard Jiang Ziya call Li Yuan"Brother Li", and a hint of disdain suddenly flashed in his eyes.

Li Yuan and even the saints have to be equals, and you actually call him brother? You are really a human being, and you are so daring.

You know it. The secret that Jiang Ziya didn't know made Shen Gongbao suddenly feel a sense of superiority in his heart, and he felt more and more that Jiang Ziya was inferior to him.

Although he despised Jiang Ziya in his heart, he did not show it at all on his face, but answered humbly:

"By chance, I was fortunate enough to meet Senior Li"

"Why does junior brother call brother Li senior?"Jiang Ziya asked the doubts in his heart.

Shen Gongbao smiled and said:

"Naturally, Senior Li is more noble than you and me. Senior brother should be the same as me and call senior the right person. The three words"Brother Li" are really a sign of great respect."

""This,"

Jiang Ziya looked confused and didn't know what to do.

Li Yuan was speechless when he saw Shen Gongbao's hypocritical look.

Although this man was more sociable and talented than Jiang Ziya, he was unfortunately too arrogant and calculating. , making people dislike it.

He said:

"Okay, it's just a title, it doesn't matter what you call it.

Shen Gongbao:"Senior Li is approachable and has a free and easy personality."People admire you."

What a flattery.

Li Yuan glanced at Shen Gongbao and said helplessly:

"Forget it, you come in too."

It actually feels good to be treated with such respect.

"Thank you, Senior Li."

Shen Gongbao came to the yard respectfully and calmly.

Jiang Ziya saw Li Yuan frying potatoes, but he didn't know potatoes, so he couldn't help but asked curiously:

"Brother Li, are you cooking? Before Li

Yuan could speak, Shen Gongbao sarcastically said to Jiang Ziya with contempt:

"What is Senior Li's status? Can he cook? At first glance, it looks like they are refining some kind of elixir. The method is quite special.……"

Li Yuan almost choked at Shen Gongbao's words.

Do you use oil to fry elixirs at home?

"I am cooking."He said angrily.

When Shen Gongbao heard this, he couldn't help but show a look of embarrassment on his face.

How did he know that a person who befriended a saint could actually cook?

Besides, aren't monks supposed to make elixirs, eat energy, and collect morning dew? Is it?

Shen Gongbao can't understand Li Yuan more and more.

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