Chapter 1720: Little Dragon Girl chooses a husband and announces it to the world
"I can't understand why Master still helped Wang Chongyang when he was in a life-or-death situation when he let down his master so much? So much so that he lost his life? What do you think, leaving me and my senior sister alone, helpless?"
Xiao Longnu suddenly stared at Li Yuan and asked:
"Tell me, why is Master so stupid? Since she was so cruel to Wang Chongyang, why did she still help Wang Chongyang? Even give your own life?"
Li Yuan took a sip of red wine, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said lightly:
"Asking what love is in the world, it makes people agree between life and death"
"Asking what love is in the world can teach you how to make love between life and death."
Xiao Longnu repeated Li Yuan's words, with a thoughtful and doubtful expression on her face:
"Are feelings so unreasonable? If this is the case, why do people still talk about relationships? It seems that Master is right, it is best to have no love and no desire,"
Li Yuan nodded and said:
"It's true. When the relationship is strong, you and I will make each other's farts taste good.……"
Little Dragon Girl:"……"
Associating feelings with farts, why does she feel like she has a heavy taste?
Li Yuan continued:
"After waiting for a long time, the feelings faded and we became tired of looking at each other. Especially marriage, it is the grave of emotions……"
In fact, Li Yuan doesn't understand emotions at all. He has summed up his experience from the novels he has read and his observations of real life.
But he thought it made sense.
Xiao Longnu was very happy when she saw that Li Yuan had the same views as hers.
She suddenly jumped up from the recliner and said to Li Yuan excitedly:
"It's fate, I didn't expect that we have the same views, but we are close friends. Since we are close friends, of course we have to drink a glass."
After saying that, she picked up the wine bottle on the coffee table unceremoniously and drank"tons and tons" A few sips of wine
"Delicious!"
Xiao Longnu's face suddenly showed a look of extreme satisfaction.
Of course, her face became more rosy and her eyes became more blurred.
After drinking, she handed the wine bottle to Li Yuan and said proudly:
"I drank, it's your turn. Li
Yuan looked at the wine bottle and said with some disgust:
"You blow directly into the bottle, and the mouth of the bottle is stained with your saliva. How can I drink it?"
When Xiao Longnu saw Li Yuan's disgusted look, she immediately pouted dissatisfiedly and said:
"We are all confidants, and scholars will die for those who are confidants. What will happen if we eat each other's saliva?"
Three black lines suddenly appeared on Li Yuan's forehead:
"Even if they are close friends, they don't want to eat each other's saliva. How disgusting."
Xiao Longnu was drunk and said:
"I don’t care, I drank it anyway, and you have to drink it. If you don’t drink it, you’re looking down on me."
After saying that, she took the bottle and poured it into Li Yuan's mouth.
Seeing Xiao Longnu going crazy with alcohol, Li Yuan became more and more speechless.
I didn't expect that you would be such a person when you were drunk! How shameful!
How could Li Yuan be raped? Xiao Longnu gave Li Yuan wine?
He easily blocked the bottle.
Xiao Longnu tried several times but failed to give Li Yuan wine. Suddenly, she cried loudly:"Wow!"
"Wuwuwu, you look down on me, Wuwuwu, you don’t regard me as a confidant, Wuwuwu, you still don’t give me snacks, Wuwuwu, I’m so sad……"
Xiao Longnu didn't stop crying, her tears fell in clusters, looking very sad.
Li Yuan looked at Xiao Longnu, who was crying like a child, with a look of helplessness on his face.
How could a person who is usually so aloof become like this when he is drunk?
She is usually a cold goddess, but after drinking, she becomes a goddess!
It seems that Xiao Longnu must not be allowed to drink in the future!
However, even if Xiao Longnu cried, Li Yuan couldn't drink from the bottle she drank from!
After all, saliva is so dirty!
Oh, just cry if you want!
Xiao Longnu didn't know how to comfort herself when she saw Li Yuan, and she cried more and more sadly:
"Wuwuwu, you look down on me, Wuwuwu, senior sister also has a problem with me. She accused Master of being partial and passed the Tomb Sect to me instead of her... Senior sister is still spreading rumors in my name in the world, I will marry whoever can kill Jin Yuliang (the man who killed Wang Chongyang and Lin Chaoying). However, I don’t blame Senior Sister for this matter. If anyone can kill Jin Yuliang and avenge Master, it’s okay for me to marry him. However," a trace of confusion appeared on her red face.
"However, what if a woman kills Jin Yuliang? I can't marry a woman, can I? Li
Yuan comforted:
"It doesn’t matter, in fact women can also get married."
"Can a woman marry a woman? I can rest assured that. Xiao Longnu looked relieved:"I've been worried about this!""
Li Yuan:"……"
Are your usual thoughts so strange?
"Wuwuwu,"
Xiao Longnu suddenly started crying again:
"In order to obtain the"Jade Girl's Heart Sutra", my senior sister went so far as to fight against my fellow disciples and beat me so violently that the ancient tomb was destroyed during the battle."
"Woohoo, I failed to protect the sect, how should I face the master's spirit in heaven?"
She looked at Li Yuan with tearful eyes, her eyes looked particularly helpless.
Li Yuan comforted:
"Your master's true spirit has been beheaded, and there is no spirit in heaven anymore, so you don't have to worry about not being able to face her."
Xiao Longnu felt as if someone had strangled her neck. She stopped crying with a click.
She looked at Li Yuan blankly at first, as if she was in panic.
Then, she seemed to react. Come over, say"Wow" and cry louder and sadder than before.
"Woohoo, my master, you died so miserably. Even your true spirit was wiped out and you can never be resurrected. Why was that Jin Yuliang who deserved to be killed so cruel?"
Suddenly, Xiao Longnu activated her magic power without any warning, and loudly announced to the void:
"Now, I, the little dragon girl of the Ancient Tomb Sect, Long Wanyun, officially declare to the entire prehistoric era, whoever can kill Jin Yuliang," she turned around and thought for a moment, perhaps thinking that killing Jin Yuliang was too difficult, and then said:
"Or just arrest Jin Yuliang. I will marry him right away and I will never break my promise. Heaven and earth are witnesses, and the sun and the moon will learn from it!"
Because Xiao Longnu uses her magic power to announce the prehistoric era, her voice naturally spreads very far. Almost the entire city of Chang'an, with more than 100 billion people, heard Xiao Longnu's words.
And Xiao Longnu is ranked first on the list of celebrities in the martial arts world. The stunning fairy...
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