Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 1635: It’s better to be a turtle than a eunuch

"Well, we were too excited and we made a mistake. We should have wished you eternal blessings, eternal peace, and immortality."Lu Xiucai quickly changed his words.

Li Yuan:"This is barely enough."

"Then when will you write the exercises to us? Lu Xiucai asked expectantly.

Li Yuan reminded:

"Let’s make it clear first that you must really want yourselves or your descendants to practice this technique before I give it to you, otherwise I’ll forget it. Otherwise, if this kind of practice spreads, it will not be a good thing for the world."

Lao Bai said quickly:

"I really want to practice cultivation. If I don’t practice, I will be a turtle and a bastard."

Hard!

Everyone gave Lao Bai a thumbs up.

Lao Bai held his head high confidently.

Lu Xiucai also swore:

"If I don’t practice cultivation, I will have a son without an asshole!"

Bulls!

Everyone gave Lu Xiucai a thumbs up again.

Li Dazui:

"If I don't practice cultivation, I will never be able to marry Hui Lan."

Guo Furong looked at Big Mouth and said speechlessly:

"You couldn't get married in the first place."

Li Dazui:"……"

He changed his words:

"Then let me always forget to bring toilet paper when I go to the toilet, my teeth always bite when I eat, and I always fall into pits when I walk, okay?"

Determined!

Everyone nodded with satisfaction.

Then, everyone looked at Xiao Guo.

Guo Furong said:

"If I don’t let my son practice cultivation, I will have pockmarks all over my face,"

Ruthless!

Tong Xiangyu:

"If I don't let my son practice, then I will be a widow forever"

"The shopkeeper is cursing his future husband!"Guo Furong said with emotion.

Tong Xiangyu:"……"

"Then I will be fat even if I drink water, and I will never lose weight."

Guo Furong:"Three seconds of silence for your future husband."

Old Bai:"……"

"Okay, we all swore an oath, Li Yuan, tell us the technique quickly!"Lao Bai was already impatient.

Li Yuan said calmly:

"Just now, weren't you wondering why the Lin family kept the powerful evil-fighting sword manual and didn't practice it?"

"yes! You said they have some last resort difficulties, what difficulties? Lu Xiucai asked curiously.

Li Yuan said quietly:

"Because this is related to the first sentence of the sword manual to ward off evil spirits, and the first sentence of the sword manual to ward off evil spirits is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace."

Pfft!

As soon as these words came out, Lao Bai, Xiucai, and Big Mouth collectively spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Although Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper didn't spurt out blood, they were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

Everyone just felt The thunder was rolling, and I was so surprised.

It was so unexpected!

Lao Bai came back to his senses and jumped to his feet anxiously:

"Is what you said true or false? How can you practice a skill with such perverted requirements?"

"Yes, this request is too outrageous! Lu Xiucai said worriedly.

"Are you kidding everyone?"Li Dazui looked at Li Yuan suspiciously.

Guo Furong and Tong Xiangyu finally understood why Li Yuan said that this technique can only be practiced by men.

They women do not have such innate conditions!

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders:

"I'm not kidding you. This condition is not intentional, but is to balance the yin and yang in the body. This is also the subtlety of this set of exercises."

Seeing Li Yuan's serious expression, which didn't look like he was joking at all, everyone suddenly didn't know what to say.

The excitement and excitement just now suddenly calmed down.

Li Yuan showed an evil smile in his corner, Deliberately asked everyone:

"Do you still want to practice? If you decide to practice, I can pass on the techniques to you."

The old white man twitched his face and said with a sad face:

"Brother, I haven’t been a man enough yet!"

"You just said that if you don’t practice, you are a turtle bastard! Li Yuan reminded.

Lao Bai said helplessly:

"Just be a turtle, it's better than being a eunuch!"

Li Yuan looked at Dazui again.

Li Dazui saw Li Yuan's eyes and immediately laughed:

"I am the only descendant of our ninth generation in Lijiagou, and my family is still waiting for me to continue our legacy! Li

Yuan reminded:

"You just swore that if you don't practice, you always forget to bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet, your teeth always bite when you eat, and you always fall into pits when you walk!"

Big Mouth regretted very much, why did he say so harshly just now.

However, even if he forgets to bring toilet paper, bites his teeth after eating, and always falls into a trap, I don't want to be a eunuch!

Li Yuan looked at Lu Xiucai again.

Lu Xiucai suddenly Shrinking his neck, he said:

"There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the worst is not having an heir. I can't cut off the Lu family's incense! Li

Yuan:"But didn't you just swear that if you didn't practice cultivation, you would give birth to a son without an asshole?" Aren't you afraid? Lu

Xiucai rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea, saying:

"Then I will only have daughters, not sons!"

Li Yuan looked at Guo Furong again.

Xiao Guo said softly:

"As the saying goes, the mother poisons her child. I can't be so cruel, right? For the sake of your son's happiness, just let your face be pockmarked!"

Tong Xiangyu:

"Well, the weather is nice today!"

Uuuuuuu, I don't want a swimming ring!

Li Yuan said with regret:

"Since none of you want to learn anymore, it seems the only option is to forget it."

Everyone:"……"

Only Uncle Ghost wants to learn such a perverted technique.

They finally understood why Li Yuan so readily agreed to pass on this peerless magical skill to them.

This is obviously because I want to see their jokes!

It’s really too bad!

Lao Bai sighed:

"I finally know why the Lin family is unwilling to practice the evil-repelling sword manual. If they had practiced it, the Lin family would have been divorced!

Lu Xiucai:"This set of exercises is only suitable for eunuchs to practice.""

Dazui nodded and said:

"This set of exercises is a perfect match for eunuchs."

Li Yuandao:

"This set of exercises was originally meant for eunuchs to practice."

"What, this is actually practiced by eunuchs?"

Everyone was full of surprises, but they also thought it was reasonable.

Only if you train for eunuchs, would you have such a perverted request!

Li Yuan nodded and said:

"Yes, this is a technique specially created by Xiao Sizi for the eunuchs in the Taiji Palace. It is called"Lotus Book", but some fragments have been circulated due to various reasons. It was adapted by others and turned into secret books such as the Sword Manual to ward off evil spirits, the Sunflower Manual, and the Jueluo Secret Technique."

"What, you said that the Sunflower Book of the Sun and Moon Sect should also be taken from the palace? Lao Bai exclaimed.

Li Yuan nodded and said:

"The Sunflower Book and the Exorcism Sword Manual are both derived from the Lotus Book, so naturally they will be self-contained."

"Then Dongfang is undefeated, isn’t it?……"Although Lao Bai didn't finish speaking, everyone understood what Lao Bai meant.

Their expressions are quite strange.