Chapter 1597: The straight man who doesn’t understand the charm
"Well, that, what we call finger snapping, is actually a musical instrument."Xiao Guo is used to lying. He has the fastest reaction and lies right away.
"Yes, we are talking about rhythm."Lu Xiucai's husband sang and his wife followed the Tao
"To serve the people of Qixia Town, of course there must be an impassioned BGM." Xing Baotou also said.
Yang Huilan:"……"
She was confused.
Why are these people so weird?
What snapping of fingers can increase Big Mouth's strength? do not understand at all.
Everyone quickly pushed Li Yuan out of the backyard without waiting for Yang Huilan to ask any more questions.
Only Dazui and Yang Huilan were left
"Your group of friends is a little weird."Yang Huilan said to Li Dazui.
Li Dazui:"Don't worry about them, they are so smart."
Everyone:"……"
Yang Huilan asked curiously:"By the way, who is the person holding the folding fan in his hand? Is he also from your inn?"
Li Dazui:
"His name is Li Yuan, he is my brother."
Li Yuan has done him such a big favor. Dazui has already regarded Li Yuan as his brother, and he will go through fire and water without hesitation.
However,
"Brother?"
Yang Huilan looked at Dazui and then thought about Li Yuan's extraordinary appearance.
If Dazui and Li Yuan could be brothers, she would be willing to donate her eyes.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Could he be your brother? If you had a similar gene, you wouldn't be so slim!"
I don't have to worry about it.
Of course, Yang Huilan didn't say the last sentence in the end.
Big Mouth:"……"
Are these words too hurtful?
Do I look that shabby?
However, thinking that this was what Huilan said, Dazui couldn't get angry at all.
On the contrary, I was very happy.
Haha, Hui Lan started to joke with me!
He happily explained to Yang Huilan:
"Li Yuan has helped me a lot, and I will always regard him as my brother in my heart."
Yang Huilan:
"As your brother, why do I feel that you are trying to reach a higher level?"
Li Dazui:"……"
……
Li Yuan was pushed to the front hall by everyone, and Xing Baotou, Yan Xiaoliu, and Guo Furong couldn't wait to ask Li Yuan to snap his fingers for them.
Li Yuan shook his head and refused:
"There is no such thing as something good for nothing in the world. Guo
Furong pouted dissatisfiedly and said:
"Why can Big Mouth get something for nothing? Am I worse than a big mouth?
Li Yuan shook his head and said,"How could you be inferior to Dazui?""
Guo Furong's face showed a hint of joy.
Lu Xiucai's face turned green.
Li Yuan then said:
"You and Big Mouth are the same in my eyes"
"puff!"
Shopkeeper Tong, Lu Xiucai, and Capt. Xing couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Hahaha, they actually regarded Xiao Guo and Dazui as the same. Xiao Guo must have failed too much as a woman!
However, Li Yuan is really straight, a solid straight man. He is so handsome, but he doesn’t understand amorous feelings at all.
Guo Furong:"……"
She wanted to cry.
She actually thinks that I, a magnificent beauty, am the same as Big Mouth.
Can we be the same?
Look at my sister’s bump... Um, Linglong? Well, slender is finally good, right?
Look at my slender figure, can it look like a fat pig with a big mouth?
This Li Yuan is really a big pig with a pair of single dog eyes!
I can only wish you a lifelong single life!
Guo Furong held back her complaints and asked again:
"If it's the same, then why did you only help Big Mouth and not me?
Li Yuan:"Actually, although I helped Da Zui, Da Zui did not get something for nothing." Guo
Furong didn't believe it:"You made him so powerful with a snap of your fingers, and you still call him something for nothing?""
Li Yuan:
"In fact, he only becomes stronger when he fights against Yang Huilan. But usually, he is still the same as before, so this is not called getting something for nothing."
"You are partial."Guo Furong said aggrievedly.
"vomit!"
Li Yuan feels like vomiting.
Isn't this deliberately disgusting?
Even if he is partial, he will not be partial to a greasy man with a big mouth!
Seeing that no matter how he begged, Li Yuan was still unwilling to snap his fingers. , although everyone was extremely sorry, there was nothing they could do.
Shopkeeper Tong snapped her fingers at Li Yuan, and she asked curiously:
"Brother, what kind of magical power is this? How can Big Mouth have such terrifying power with just a snap of his fingers?"
Lu Xiucai, Xing Baotou and others also looked at Li Yuan curiously.
Even Lao Bai, who was not far away, pricked up his ears.
They were indeed curious.
Although, there are many such magical powers in the world. , For example, the magical power of wedding clothes has this effect, the star-absorbing method has this effect, and the enlightenment initiation also has this effect.
However, it can be said that it is unheard of for someone like Li Yuan to complete the transfer of the power with just a snap of his fingers.
In the end , The strange thing is that Big Mouth can only show his strength when fighting with Yang Huilan, which is even more amazing. With this strength, how can he still distinguish the target?
Li Yuan said lightly:
"This is very complicated, and with your current level of cultivation, it is difficult to explain it clearly to you."
Lu Xiucai, Yan Xiaoliu, and Xing Baotou didn't think anything of it, but when Guo Furong saw Li Yuan saying that her cultivation was low, she couldn't help but rolled her eyes.
She said unconvinced:
"Brother, your cultivation is worse than mine? Where does the confidence come from to say that my cultivation level is low? Li
Yuan said truthfully:
"In fact, I deliberately lowered my cultivation level and interacted with others as an ordinary person to avoid others feeling pressured. My true cultivation level is of course more than this."
"So what is your true cultivation level? Don't worry, I have a very strong psychological endurance and won't feel any pressure. Guo Furong said confidently.
Li Yuan asked shopkeeper Tong, Lu Xiucai and Xing Baotou:
"what about you? Can your heart bear the stimulation?"
A few people nodded affirmatively.
Lao Bai said:
"Don't worry, even if you say you areLuo Jinxian, quasi-sage, we can all bear it."
Li Yuan saw that everyone could bear it, so he no longer concealed his strength. He said:
"In fact, my cultivation is above the Dao."
Then, he waited for everyone's stunned expressions.
However, everyone was not stunned. Instead, their little eyes were filled with confusion.
"What is above the avenue? I have only heard of the Way of Heaven," Lu Xiucai said doubtfully.
Yan Xiaoliu:"I have only heard of the Sage. Li
Yuan explained:
"Above the saints is the way of heaven, above the way of heaven is the great road, and above the great road is I."
Everyone:"……"
No one showed any shocked expressions, but all of them twitched their horns and rolled their eyes wildly.
He seemed extremely speechless.
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