Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 1,338 Dare you take pictures of Yuanshi Tianzun’s butt?

Gobbled it up and feasted for a long time.

After all the food on the dinner table was eaten, Jiang Lan's stomach had turned into a ball, but he still felt that he still had more to say.

Still wanting to eat it. Finally, Xiao Sizi gave Jiang Lan another spoonful of rice left in the bottom of the pot.

Jiang Lan didn't want to eat rice at first, but he thought that this was Xiao Sizi's good intention, and it would be wasted if he didn't eat it.

So, she was surprised to find that just eating rice without side dishes could be so delicious that Meow couldn't stop eating it.

She really doubted, was this rice?

How can rice be so delicious?

Why did I eat so much rice before, but couldn’t even taste one ten thousandth as good as the rice I eat today?

Is it possible that rice also has some complicated cooking techniques?

After eating everything, Jiang Lan looked satisfied, stretched out his four short legs, and slumped on the table.

A look of endless aftertaste.

And her body shape has become a full circle bigger than before.

Jiang Lan had a feeling that after eating this meal, she would have no regrets in her life.

She feels that what is more handsome than the handsome boss is his cooking skills.

The bull pen is big!

When Xiao Sizi saw the fat white cat lying on the ground, he shook his head helplessly.

Another foodie!

However, this cat seems very harmless compared to other system owners.

No wonder dad let her live in the inn

……

After Daji played with the Sharks for a few days, she drove her sika deer to Taozhi Mountain in the Netherworld to reminisce with Sanxiao.

Sanxiao looked very surprised when he saw Daji.

Bixiao looked at the sika deer carriage and asked Daji curiously:

"Daji, why did you find a car? The sika deer pulling the carriage feels uncoordinated. Qiong

Xiao said with a smile:"Just now I felt this sika deer with my spiritual consciousness, and I thought it was the Antarctic Immortal coming.""

Daji explained:

"I met this sika deer accidentally before and found that it was quite fast, so I used it for transportation."

"Bang bang!"

Bixiao suddenly patted the sika deer's butt and said disapprovingly:

"This sika deer is only a Taiyi Golden Immortal, how fast can it be?"

Yuanshi Tianzun:"……"

Now he is parasitic in the body of the sika deer, and the feelings of the sika deer are his feelings.

So when Bixiao patted the sika deer's butt, it was like patting his butt.

Feeling the slap on his buttocks, Yuanshi Tianzun's expression suddenly froze.

The mood is as complicated as it is.

There was also a strong urge to vomit blood.

In all his life, he has never had his butt slapped by anyone.

No one dared to pat his butt.

In particular, Bixiao was only a disciple of Tongtian, a junior, and he dared to slap his butt. It was really unethical and unbecoming of a man. It was so - outrageous!

He finally slapped Bixiao into powder.

See if she still dares to be disrespectful and disrespectful to him.

I dare to take photos of the saint’s buttocks.

However, thinking of Daji next to him, Yuanshi Tianzun still suppressed the impulse in his heart.

Slapping Bixiao to death is a trivial matter, but if Daji is offended by it, then the gain outweighs the loss.

After all, offending Daji means offending Senior Li.

Forget it, for the sake of Senior Li, I will bear it!

"Bang," at this moment, Bixiao patted the sika deer's head again.

Yuanshi Tianzun:

"……I, I, I can still bear it!"

It's just that everyone didn't know that Yuanshi Tianzun was feeling aggrieved. When

Daji saw Bixiao questioning the speed of the sika deer, she quickly argued:

"It's really fast, and even the average quasi-sage can't compare with it. Otherwise, I would have let it go a long time ago."

Yuanshi Tianzun:"……"

After hearing Daji's words, he suddenly felt like crying.

If he had known what Daji was thinking, he shouldn't have flown so fast.

But the point is, I obviously don’t fly very fast, do I?

On the contrary, they have been passive and slacking off.

Alas, after being a saint for a long time, I no longer know the speed of ordinary monks!

Mistake, mistake!

Sanxiao was very surprised when he heard that Zhihualu was faster than the quasi-sage city.

Yunxiao looked at the sika deer carefully and said suspiciously:

"real or fake? Is this sika deer that fast? You must know that Da Luo Jinxian can easily cross space, let alone a quasi-sage. How can a Taiyi Golden Immortal monster compare?"

Qiong Xiao also nodded and said:

"That's right, this sika deer looks dull and ordinary. It's not a strange beast or insect. How can it be so fast?"

Yuanshi Tianzun:"……"

She's not talking about me, she's not talking about me, I'm not stupid.

Yuanshi Tianzun hypnotized himself in his heart.

Daji:

"It's just that fast. If you don't believe it, you can get on the carriage and give it a try and you will know that what I say is true."

When Yuanshi Tianzun heard that Daji asked Sanxiao to try the carriage, he was unwilling to do so.

So he quickly prayed.

Don't agree, don't agree.

Daji, although he felt very unhappy, but after all, Daji is Senior Li's sister, so although he can't accept it, it's not completely unacceptable.

After all, even Tiandao has to be a servant to Senior Li, and I pull a cart for Senior Li's sister. In comparison, it's not too shabby, right

? How can Sanxiao be so virtuous?

How can he be worthy of letting me pull a cart?

This is completely unacceptable.

It’s too shabby!

If word spreads, how will he face Tongtian in the future?

Wouldn’t he be ridiculed by Tongtian for the rest of his life?

Thinking of this, Yuanshi Tianzun felt extremely scared.

However, Sanxiao didn't know what Yuanshi Tianzun was thinking.

They were also curious whether this stupid sika deer with only Taiyi Jinxian was really as fast as Daji said, comparable to accurate Holy?

So, the three of them quickly got on the carriage, wanting to experience the speed of the sika deer.

Daji also got on.

However, Bixiao rushed to sit in the driver's seat, preparing to drive the carriage herself. Oh no, it should be called a deer carriage.

"Drive,"

Bixiao said to the sika deer.

However, the sika deer didn't move at all.

Huh, you want me to pull you juniors, no way!

Yuanshi Tianzun thought hard

"Hey, why doesn’t this sika deer leave?" Bixiao wondered.

Qiongxiao guessed:"You said 'drive', which is a word used to drive a carriage, and we are riding in a deer carriage, so it can't understand?"

Bixiao rolled her eyes:

"This sika deer is also a Taiyi Golden Immortal monster after all, so it shouldn’t be that stupid, right?

Qiong Xiao:"Its cultivation level cannot represent its IQ.""

Bixiao thinks what the second sister said makes sense.