City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

After getting Lin Fan's answer.

The little girl is confused

"The confusion from the little girl Chen Shuishui is worth 300."

Of course, what he just said was a joke.

After trying to win over the little girl, Lin Fan also explained the problem of the East Bus Station to the little girl.

The rest of the journey was uneventful.

The bus soon arrived at the University of Science and Technology.

Lin Fan also got off the bus.

On the way back to his dormitory, he first looked at the school gate.

However, he did not see a teddy dog ​​at the school gate, which made him a little disappointed. When passing by the basketball court, he looked around, but there was no one playing, and he was even more disappointed.

When passing by the school canteen, he stopped.

He happened to be a little thirsty after running around all day.

"Boss lady, a bottle of Sprite!"

Lin Fan also took out a crumpled ten-dollar bill from his pocket.

The proprietress also took the ten-dollar bill and was about to find seven dollars back.

Then he saw Lin Fan scanning the canteen again with his mobile phone. The QR code paid three yuan

"The confusion from the boss lady is worth 200 points."

Looking at Lin Fan's saucy operation, the boss lady was also stunned.

Until now, the boss lady has not figured out why this guy gave him a ten-dollar bill and finally had to scan the QR code on WeChat Transfer three yuan?

Isn't this unnecessary?

Lin Fan smiled and said:"Boss, I just scanned the code, please give me back a twenty-note bill!""

The proprietress also took back the seven yuan, and in a daze, she found a twenty yuan card and handed it to Lin Fan. She seemed to suddenly feel that something was wrong.

Lin Fan also held the two-dollar card in his left hand. Ten bills, and left with a Sprite in her right hand.

After leaving, the proprietress suddenly looked confused. She suddenly remembered that she had miscalculated when she stepped on the horse!

Just now, this guy wanted to buy a Sprite and gave himself a ten-dollar bill. She scanned the QR code for herself on WeChat for three yuan, but she got a wave of twenty instead?

Was she completely out of money?

"The confusion from the boss lady Ning Dahua is worth 800"

"The confusion from the boss lady Ning Dahua is worth 1000"

"The"Fun Points from the Boss Lady Ning Dahua are worth 1,000".

Lin Fan was walking on the road and instantly received thousands of Fool Points from the Boss Lady.

Lin Fan also took a closer look and realized that the Boss Lady seemed to have given him more. Ten yuan.

He is not the kind of person who deceives people, and running a small store in the school is not easy.

Lin Fan also transferred the ten yuan back directly.

In fact, he decided to pay in cash when he saw that his phone was out of battery. , and then when he saw that his phone still had 8% battery, it was obviously enough, so he subconsciously scanned the QR code on WeChat to pay.

When he returned to the dormitory with Sprite, he saw a person in the toilet. The voice that keeps shouting"help"

"Brother Fan, you are finally here!"

"Help me, help me, I want paper!"

When he heard the sound of the door opening in the dormitory, Fatty Feng in the toilet quickly wailed.

Lin Fan: ???

Why did this guy enter the toilet again?

This scene seems a bit familiar!

Fatty Feng wailed:"Brother Fan, I had diarrhea and then went to the toilet again. Then I forgot to bring paper. I had been squatting for almost an hour and I couldn’t hold it anymore!"

When he was at his most desperate,

Lin Fan threw a black ballpoint pen into the

"Fatty, Brother Fan, I can only help you so far."

Finally, when Brother Fan came back, Fatty Feng, who thought he could save him from the fire, looked at the black ballpoint pen thrown in from the toilet and instantly doubted his life.

"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 800"

"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 1000"

""The confusion value from Fatty Feng is 1,000."

In just an instant, Lin Fan received 3,000 confusion points from Fatty Feng.

Listening to the continuous confusion points, his mouth almost broke out in laughter.

Sure enough, Fatty Feng She is his Zhuge Fengchu!

As long as he is here! Why should he worry about being ignorant!!!

"Brother Fan, please stop making trouble! It's reliable if you throw a towel in. If you throw in a black ballpoint pen, do you want me to use a ballpoint pen to solve the problem? , Brother Fan, you are too devilish!"

Fatty Feng's resentful voice came from the toilet.

Lin Fan said with a smile:"Fatty, believe in yourself, you can do it."

Fatty Feng:(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻Turn over the table, confused, Jpg

"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 800 points"

"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 1,000 points."

Finally, Lin Fan took Fatty Feng's wool for a while and then rescued him.

After being rescued, the guy ran directly to the bed and lay down motionless.

"Brother Fan, you are finally here. If you don’t come, I’m afraid your brother will die! If I squat for another half hour, I'm afraid my legs will become useless! Fatty Feng glanced at Lin Fan and said with lingering fear.

Lin Fan cried and laughed,"Isn't it that you, the guy, often enter the test without any paper?" Fatty Feng said angrily:"

Cao, I clearly put a pack of 400 toilet paper in the toilet before, so I was very relieved and went straight to the pit. Who knows what pack of paper I had when I was about to use paper after going to the toilet." The group has disappeared!"

"Come, have a drink first to catch your breath!"

Looking at Fatty Feng's expression of resentment, he also picked up Sprite and filled the paper cup next to him.

Fatty Feng's eyes lit up when he saw the Coke in Lin Fan's hand.

When he took the paper cup from Lin Fan's hand, he I accidentally touched it and spilled a lot of Sprite.

When Fatty Feng saw the dense foam on the ground, his big face instantly turned green.

He threw the paper cup into the trash can with a look of horror on his face. He looked at Lin Fan:"Damn it, this water is poisonous!"