After making a lot of money on the basketball court.
Lin Fan returned to the dormitory.
As soon as I returned to the dormitory, I saw that the bathroom door was closed.
Whenever he saw the toilet door closed, he felt that he would soon receive a large sum of money.
But what surprised him this time was that when he opened the door, there was no Fatty Feng's voice coming from the toilet.
As usual, every time Lin Fan came back, Fatty Feng would scream for help in the toilet and ask him to deliver paper.
Why is it so quiet today?
Lin Fan also looked curious.
"Fatty, not in there!"
Lin Fan also knocked on the toilet door.
"There! Brother Fan, what's going on?"
Soon, Fatty Feng's voice came from the toilet.
"Did you bring paper today? Lin Fan asked in confusion.
"That is necessary! Brother Fan, do you think I am so stupid that I forget to bring paper every time? I'm not a fool!"
The proud voice of Fatty Feng came from the toilet.
Did you bring paper?
Lin Fan was a little disappointed.
He seemed to see a lot of confused people just leaving him.
When he walked to the bed At that time, he suddenly thought of the"Tissue Disappearance Technique" skill that he had drawn from the small gift bag before.
The skills all start with a minimum of 100,000 confusion points.
Although this skill is indeed a bit useless
"Description of the effect of the primary paper towel disappearing technique: it can make paper towels ten meters away disappear for twenty minutes, and the paper towels will reappear after twenty minutes."
After taking a look at the approximate effect of this paper towel disappearing technique, Lin Fan was also a little dissatisfied.
This skill was considered useless! There is actually a time limit.
【Whether to activate the skill or not?
System questions also rang in Lin Fan’s ears.
【Activate]
Lin Fan also picked up a pack of tissues from the side, and then directly activated this skill.
Then when he activated the skill, the pack of tissues in his hand suddenly disappeared. Even though he searched the entire dormitory, he could not find the whereabouts of the tissues. The pack of tissues disappeared out of thin air without a trace.
While he was studying this"paper towel disappearing technique", there was a miserable howl in the toilet.
"Damn it, here’s my pack of 400-pack of Persian cat tissues! Why is it gone?"
At this time, Fatty Feng, who was squatting in the pit, was stunned.
He had just finished using the toilet, and was about to pick up the Persian cat toilet paper placed aside to wipe his butt, and then the hand he stretched out was empty.
???
Looking at The side was empty, and three big words appeared in his mind instantly?
When Brother Fan came in just now, he looked very proudly at the pack of Persian cats on the side, which was drawing paper.
In the end, within a few minutes, The pack of paper towels actually disappeared in front of him?
He could have sworn that the pack of paper towels was definitely in the same place.
Could it be that someone just sneaked into the toilet in front of him and stole the pack of paper towels? ?
Pfft!
When he thought of this, Fatty Feng was a little confused.
"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 1555!"
Soon, Lin Fan received a large sum of confusion points from Fatty Feng.
As expected of his loyal minister, he directly gave him a thousand and five points of confusion points.
Lin Fan was also very pleased, as long as As long as Fatty Feng is around, his dynasty will never collapse.
"Brother Fan, help!"SOS" five minutes later, Fatty Feng searched for five minutes. His feet were really numb when he was squatting, so he had to ask Lin Fan in the dormitory for help.
"Didn’t you just say you brought paper? Lin
Fan said with a smile.
"My package of Persian cats is missing. Brother Fan, please save me. I'm almost numb from squatting. Please send some paper to support me!"
Fat Feng was a little embarrassed! He didn't know how to describe the disappearance of tissues this time. It was so unbelievable! Lin Fan also threw a black pen in as usual.
But this time he didn't He received the confusion value again.
It was obvious that Fatty Feng was used to his sexy tricks.
Lin Fan also had a headache. This guy was actually tricked by him and became resistant. This was troublesome!
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and directly He carried a small electric fan and threw it in.
After throwing it in, he shouted to Fatty Feng in the toilet:"There is no paper outside, you should blow dry it!""
Blow dry it???
Can this still be used for blowing?
Pfft!
Brother Fan, are you still talking in human language?
Fatty Feng spit out a mouthful of blood
"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 1888!"
Now his face is written with two capital letters of confusion.
"Brother Fan, why don't you help me buy wrapping paper? I still have a five-dollar bill in my pocket, let me give it to you! Fatty Feng suddenly thought of something, and said speechlessly to Lin Fan outside the toilet:"If there is really no paper, I can only use this five-dollar bill to solve the problem.""
"Fatty, we are brothers. I will take care of such small things. I will just help you run to the canteen."
Lin Fan patted his chest, looking affectionate and loyal.
He took the five-dollar bill from Fatty Feng. He didn't go out, but went back to bed and lay down.
He took out his mobile phone and sent Fatty Feng a message. :"The last note on you is also on me, hahahahahaha!"
Fatty Feng:??????"
"The confusion from Fatty Feng is worth 1888!"
Lin Fan finally freed Fatty Feng. After all, he was still his subordinate, so he couldn't pluck out the wool so hard.
Lin Fan was also a person with a stand and principles, and Fatty Feng was one of his own, so he couldn't be said to be plundering the wool. , but should be called contributing to his mortal empire.
Fatty Feng came out of the toilet and looked at Lin Fan with a faint expression.
After a long time, a sentence came out of his mouth:"Brother Fan, you have changed. You have become completely different from before, and you are becoming skinnier and skinnier! Brother Fan is no longer the same as before. Lin
Fan glanced at Fatty Feng and said,"Fatty, you are still the same as before, drinking Fat House Happy Water, competing in the bronze promotion competition, and still don't have a girlfriend.""
After lying back on the bed,
Lin Fan was just about to squint his eyes for a while when the cell phone placed beside the bed suddenly vibrated.
He opened it and found that it was a message from Xia Xuetong.
The message was also very concise..
There are only two words:"Are you there?"
In his impression, Xia Xuetong rarely sends messages to others, except for important announcements from the school.
However, they have had quite a lot of exchanges recently.
For Xia Xuetong's"Are you there?"
Lin Fan replied directly," No!""
"The confusion value from Xia Xuetong is 2333!"
Oh my god, so high? Lin Fan was also happy. He just wanted to reply"No", but he didn't expect to receive a confusion value of 2333.
Tsk!
Xia Xuetong is indeed his lovely juicer. machine.
He was also looking forward to Xia Xuetong's next message. Lin Fan was also preparing Pippi's answer and preparing to make another big fortune.
But after waiting for five minutes, the other party didn't send a message. emmmmm
He was preparing When he gave up waiting, his phone suddenly vibrated again.
Lin Fan's eyes lit up and he looked over sharply.
When he looked at the screen of his phone, he realized that it was not the message Xia Xuetong had returned at all, but his. I received a strange message on my phone
【Your sister was hit by a car at the Gushun intersection. Now she has been sent to Huacheng Hospital. Prepare to pay the surgery fee to 8273847.******Bank Card]
Lin Fan glanced at the message and smiled.
With just one glance, he could tell that the other person was a liar.
I have to say that today’s scammers are really arrogant.
They have all begun to send mass messages everywhere unscrupulously to deceive.
He has extensive experience in dealing with such scammers.
Lin Fan also replied aggressively:"I was the one who hit my sister!"
Liar:? ? ? ? ?
Liar: Damn it, why don’t you follow the rules?
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