City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

Where are people?

Didn't you say you have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet?

There was no one in the toilet?

"The confusion from the uncle is worth 999!"

The uncle was a little confused.

After he came to his senses, he quickly called his nephew Lin Fan.

Lin Fan answered the phone lazily:"Who are you!"

"Your uncle me!"

Uncle heard Lin Fan answer the phone, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Before he could finish breathing, he heard Lin Fan say:"Uncle? I don’t have an uncle!"

Then he heard Lin Fan hang up the phone. Three big question marks appeared on the uncle's head. Seeing her husband's daze, the aunt asked anxiously:"How's it going

? Have you contacted anyone? The uncle was stunned for a while and then said,"He hung up the phone."" The eldest aunt said anxiously:"If you die, just keep fighting!" The uncle nodded and called again. Lin Fan picked up the phone again:"Who are you!

"

"I'm your uncle!"

The uncle's tone was a little unhappy.

Lin Fan was surprised:"My uncle was hit by a car yesterday and died, and you came back to life again?"

Poof!

The uncle vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

"The confusion from the uncle is worth 1088!"

After Lin Fan finished speaking, he hung up the phone again.

After he hung up the phone, his aunt glanced at her husband and asked eagerly:"What should I say? Where are the people?"

After the uncle hung up the phone, he looked confused.

The aunt took her husband's cell phone and dialed Lin Fan.

Lin Fan simply stopped answering.

When the other party called several times, he slowly I connected the phone.

As soon as I connected the phone, my aunt’s voice came:"Where are you?

Lin Fan laughed and said,"Look up and see that I'm shitting on your head!""

Auntie:???

She subconsciously looked up.

What a fart!

Soon, she realized.

She was tricked by this kid!

The auntie said with a somewhat angry tone:"Where are you? Didn't you say you were going to the toilet? Why didn't we see you in the toilet?

Lin Fan asked back:"Who are you?""

The eldest aunt suppressed her anger and said:"I am your eldest aunt! We just met and had dinner together. Halfway through the meal, you said you wanted to go to the toilet, and then you disappeared.

Lin Fan retorted:"You fart!" My aunt cheated on her and she was beaten to death by my uncle!"

The eldest aunt was stunned.

"The confusion from my aunt is worth 999!"

The uncle next to him saw his wife stunned, and he said anxiously:"Where did he say he was? When did you come over?"

Hearing her husband's voice, the eldest aunt came back to her senses. When she looked at the phone, she found that the call had been hung up.

Lin Fan, who had made another round of confusion, looked pleased with himself.

He liked to eat the most. This guy's confusion was worth it.

He felt so good and didn't feel guilty.

Lin Fan put the phone in his hand and waited for the call from his uncle and aunt.

But what made him a little disappointed was that he had to wait for several days. Minutes later, the phone never rang again.

"Why can't I take the initiative to call?"

Lin Fan suddenly thought of this.

Why should he wait obediently for the other party to call?

He could also call him!

Thinking of this, Lin Fan picked up the phone and dialed his uncle's number.

The uncle and the uncle Auntie is thinking about countermeasures at this time.

They are sorting out the cause and effect.

They are not stupid, things must have a cause, and they can easily solve it as long as they find the cause of the matter.

The phone that the uncle placed on the table started to vibrate.

"It was Lin Fan who called!"

The uncle glanced at his wife, and both of them were shocked.

"Quick pick up, quick pick up!"

The aunt urged.

As soon as the uncle answered the phone, Lin Fan's voice came from the other end of the phone:"Uncle, I have something to do here. I'm leaving first. If we are free next time, we will meet again. Let’s get together! Hearing this

, the uncle hurriedly said:"Xiaofan, don't leave. No matter how busy you are, you have to settle the order first!" Lin

Fan smiled:"Uncle, I am a junior after all. If we go to dinner together, the senior must pay for it!""

???

The uncle was dumbfounded.

What Lin Fan said seems to make sense!

When elders and juniors eat, the elder usually pays!

Ah!...Pooh! Bullshit!

The uncle retorted:"When you were in the hospital, you said you wanted to invite us to the hotel for dinner. Otherwise, how could we go to dinner with you?"

Lin Fan said helplessly:"Uncle, but I didn't say that I Please! And the dishes were all ordered by you. Not one of the thirty dishes was ordered by me. Plus, I didn’t even take a few bites of these dishes, and they all ended up in your stomachs."

Lin Fan continued:"You My aunt and I are two people together, and I am one person at most. Logically speaking, you have to pay! At the worst, AA is fine, and you can just pay for the two of you."

Uncle:? ? ? ? ? ?

AA?

What a fart!

They relied on the fact that this meal was invited by Lin Fan, and the dishes they ordered were all the most expensive. They had just asked the waiter that their meal cost a full 250,000.

Two hundred and fifty thousand!

Even if it's AA, they still have to pay 170,000!

If they had 170,000, why would they come here from the countryside to borrow money?

Hearing Lin Fan say he wanted AA, the uncle was stunned.

"The confusion from the uncle is worth 1888!"

Lin Fan didn't talk much and hung up the phone.

After hanging up, he sent a text message:"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

When my uncle and aunt saw this text message from Lin Fan, they were both stunned.

"The confusion from the uncle is worth 1666!"

"The confusion from my aunt is worth 1777!"