City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

Liu Shan was really furious.

This was the first time he met such a mean person.

This guy is really mean.

Damn, his kidneys and liver hurt like hell.

Liu Shan warned:"You brat, do you know what will happen if you anger me?"

He saw the threatening message sent by Liu Shan.

Lin Fan also replied with a smile:"Do you want to bite me? Don't bite me with your shit-eating teeth every day, I find it disgusting!"

After he sent this message, the other party did not reply. Information.

There was no information prompt in his ears, and Lin Fan was also puzzled.

Where did this guy go?

Lin Fan also sent a message:"Brother, is your name Liu Shan? I seem to have heard of you!"

Liu Shan saw Lin Fan's title changed from"fat winter melon" to"brother", and the corner of his mouth Showing a mocking arc.

This guy must have known his name and panicked.

Maybe she was so scared that she wanted to beg him for mercy!

Liu Shan also said a little sarcastically:"Now that you know my name, you can ask for mercy? I tell you, it's too late."......"

Before Liu Shan finished typing.

Lin Fan directly sent a series of messages:"The local dog in Lao Wang's house next door to me was also named Liu Shan. Later, that Liu Shan always liked to bite people everywhere and loved to eat shit. In the end, he was beaten to death.."

Lin Fan said with a half-smile but not a smile:"Fei Donggua, are you the reincarnation of Liu Shan?"

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Liu Shan, who originally had a stern look on his face.

When he saw the message sent by Lin Fan, his expression changed instantly.

The other party's words made him feel as uncomfortable as eating flies in the toilet.

He had thought that the other guy was begging for mercy, but he didn't expect that this guy would change his angle and harm him.

Liu Shan looked uncomfortable.

From the beginning, he fell into the trap designed by the opponent.

Lin Fan didn't receive the opponent's confusion value, but he didn't care.

As long as he feels good about the loss.

He has already earned a large sum of money from the other party, and he is already very satisfied.

Lin Fan has always been a person who is easily content with the status quo.

Wang Lingling on the side also giggled when she saw the chat history between Lin Fan and Liu Shan.

She found that the messages Lin Fan sent were very interesting.

Especially funny.

Not only is it extremely funny, but it is also extremely damaging.

If she were Liu Shan, she would definitely be made miserable by Lin Fan.

He glanced at Wang Lingling beside her, covering her mouth and giggling.

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and moved his face closer:"Woman, if you laugh again, my heart will be moved!"

When Lin Fan suddenly came closer to her.

Wang Lingling also retreated, her face suddenly turned red and she lowered her head.

Lin Fan also curled up his lips:"The last person who smiled like this in front of me was already taken home by me to be my wife!"

Wang Lingling:"......"

"The confusion from Wang Lingling is worth 867!"

After squeezing Wang Lingling into confusion, Lin Fan looked at the phone again.

But this time Liu Shan stopped replying to messages at all.

No matter what Lin Fan sent, the other party never responded. Lin Fan was also a little pity. No matter how stupid he is

,

The stupid sheep will eventually become smarter sooner or later after he is so endlessly plucked.

Why can't these stupid sheep continue to be stupid?

He was a little sad.

Lin Fan also stood up and looked out the window a little sad.

Feelings Seeing the sadness radiating from his body, Wang Lingling looked over with curious eyes.

She lifted her hair from her face and looked at Lin Fan's handsome profile.

Her eyes flickered.

When Lin Fan When he looked out the window, he suddenly discovered an old acquaintance.

The elevator shit monster had been released.

At this time, the elevator shit monster was wearing a cuckold, with his head lowered, walking cautiously in the community. On the way.

The man with glasses promised in front of the police station and the police uncles that he would never defecate in public, and he wrote a thousand-word guarantee, and he was released.

After returning to the community, he put on his hat Pulling it down hard, he lowered his head as much as possible.

The man with glasses was also praying that he would not meet anyone he knew on the way home.

Just when he was acting cautiously, suddenly a loud horn sounded from high in the sky. Come:"Shocked, shocked, the elevator pooping monster is back, he is back again, don't miss it if you pass by, the elevator pooping monster will show you online that he poops in the elevator!""

"Cao!"

The man with glasses was stunned when he heard the sound of a loudspeaker coming from high in the sky.

What's going on?

What's this big speaker about?

He was exposed just after he came back?

The legendary box fell to the ground?

The man with glasses raised his head and saw it In a room on the seventh floor, Lin Fan was holding a large white speaker in his left hand and waving to him with his right hand.

The moment he saw Lin Fan, the man with glasses was dumbfounded.

He was extremely complicated right now!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the bespectacled man’s confusion value of 888!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the bespectacled man’s confusion value of 999!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the bespectacled man's stupidity value of 1111!"

The system prompts three times in a row.

Lin Fan almost laughed heartily, and immediately earned 3,000 points of confusion in a wave of anger.

Atmosphere!

Lin Fan became more energetic:"The elevator shitting monster is going to run away, everyone, come quickly, the elevator shitting monster Running and pooping at the same time! Killing me!"

Many old men and women who were walking in the community were full of gossip and ran over one by one.

Seeing the group of old men and old ladies, the man with glasses ran away in fear.

These old men and old ladies are all The loudspeaker in the community.

If they know that he is the"elevator shit monster", then his name will really spread in the community.

"Uncle, aunt, that’s the one with glasses and a cuckold, that’s him, he’s the elevator shit monster! He's running away!"

Seeing that the old man and the old woman were online.

Lin Fan quickly directed the group of old men and women

"Ding, the confusion from the man with glasses is worth 888!"

"The confusion from the man with glasses is worth 999!"

"The confusion from the man with glasses is worth 1055!"

He glanced at the group of old men and old ladies who were chasing behind him.

The man with glasses was about to cry.

After another wave of attacks from the man with glasses, Lin Fan also withdrew his gaze. You have to be kind. There is no limit to what you can do. Lin

Fan looked away and walked to the door of the bedroom.

He faced the door and knocked on the door.

While knocking, he said:"Liu Shan, are you still outside? Soon

, Liu Shan's gloomy voice came:"Finally want to beg me for mercy?" Lin

Fan suddenly burst out laughing:"You are really just like Lao Wang's Liushan. That Liushan also likes squatting at the door of my house. Every time I call it at the door, it will be very enthusiastic." reply me."

Liu Shan:??????

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"The confusion from Liu Shan is worth 1188!"