The park here is really big.
It's quite like Mr. Wu Liu's kind of picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and leisurely seeing the pastoral scenery of Nanshan.
The fields within the fence have been cleared and planted with green turf.
There were several simple fences with the words picking area, fishing area, grazing area, barbecue area...
Everyone looked at this strange thing and was quite puzzled.
At this time Li Shimin and all the ministers were also tired.
Li Shimin thought for a while and said to Li Yi:"Next, let's find a place to sit down? I have something to ask you." Li Shimin looked at Li Yi seriously, wanting to see if his mental state was still normal.
Yi'er, don't be afraid. If you have any difficulties, we will find a place to talk alone later.
If that bastard Lu Binzhi dares to touch you, I will kill him!
Don't get mad at these trivial things.
You allowed us to enter this park with these five dollars. Although the scenery in the park is pleasant, I am willing to believe you, so I spent the money to come in with this group of officials.
If not, who would be willing to give you these five dollars?
Isn't this move crazy?
Li Shimin was very worried, so he wanted to find a deserted place and ask Li Yi alone what was going on.
Li Yi replied with some embarrassment:"Sit? This...this...I'll tell you, your majesty, there's no one waiting here, so...your majesty wants to sit...that's fine, but...I'm afraid there won't be anything to eat, boy." I heard that Your Majesty wants to experience the suffering of the people, and this is just an opportunity."
Li Shimin smiled and said:"Oh, that's it, what opportunity is there, let's talk about it."
Li Yi replied:"Your Majesty and the gentlemen may as well You can pick vegetables and fruits by yourself, and you can pick whatever you want to eat. After picking, the boy, your majesty and the princes...start cooking by yourself, and cook them for your majesty to eat together."
"What? What? Did I hear you correctly?"
Doulu Kuan, the censor doctor, led a group of censors. Before he came, he was in a good mood. On the one hand, he heard that Li Yi was played crazy by Lu Binzhi.
He was really happy.
On the other hand, he could come here. It’s quite enjoyable to accompany the Holy Master for a rest, to express his feelings about the mountains and rivers, and to talk about the heaven and the earth!
But who would have thought that Li Yi is really brave.
Ahem, who are we? Your Majesty, the two brothers-in-law, the Twelve Supervisors. , it can be said that all the big guys in the Tang Dynasty are here!
And I, who am I, I am a Qingliu, a censor, an elite among scholars, what do you say? Let us pick vegetables and fruits ourselves...
This......What do you think of us?
He suddenly said sternly:"Li Yi, don't be presumptuous. Your Majesty is here, this is not the time for you to joke."
Li Yi spread his hands very directly and said:"The common people are not kidding, this is how the boy arranged it."
"This is the rule of this farmhouse."
"Give it a try, maybe you will fall in love with it?"
Doulu Kuan:"……"
I love you sister!
How can I do the farm work myself?
I don't want to touch Yang Chun Shui with my fingers.
Who among your majesty and princes has done these things?
This is obviously taking money and trying to trick us into doing work.
This kid Li Yi is really crazy about money!
At this time, even Li Shimin couldn't laugh or cry.
In his imagination, at this time, he should be lying comfortably in a mountain stream, looking at the rushing stream. There were a few fish in the crystal clear water, and the high-ranking officials in the court were watching not far away. Looking at the mountains and rivers and the endless fields, they became inspired by poetry and recited poems for their own enjoyment.
But who would have thought... Li Yi would actually play this trick...
There is no other way.
Li Shimin thought for a while and said,"Okay, let me experience it myself."
Various fruits and vegetables are grown in the vegetable and fruit greenhouse here, including radishes, onions, sweet potatoes, and plums.
The various fruits and vegetables here require different conditions, such as the suitable soil and the required temperature.
At this moment, Shangguan Yi came with a fishing rod and shouted:"Who wants to go fishing?""
"I……"
"I go!"
More than a dozen thick-skinned accompanying ministers rushed to say.
However, generally young officials are thin-skinned, but people like Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui always maintain their own status and it is difficult to compete with others.
So ever , these dozen or so thick-skinned people, who probably belonged to the old fritters in the officialdom, happily got the fishing rods and went fishing in the lake far away.
Afterwards, some people reacted and couldn't help but complain in their hearts, fishing is so good, sitting here On the boat, I fished quietly, looking at the snowy scenery in the distance and the sparkling lake water.
The rest went to pick fruits and vegetables, and some people had to dig potatoes in the fields.
This is a good thing like picking plums. , it is definitely not the turn of these ministers, that is the responsibility of the female relatives.
Although there are no female relatives now, everyone is a shameless person, so naturally they are not willing to do such light things.
Cheng Yaojin began to squat on the ground. , following His Majesty the Emperor lying on the ground, digging potatoes with a look of disgrace, and slowly smoothing away a layer of soil, while sighing, he is still here to experience the sufferings of the people, even though he is quite old, the people at my age are not going to suffer Go dig some food in the fields!
This Li Yi... When I think about it carefully, my son has made great contributions to him. Forget it, this guy has done good things after all. I don't want to talk about him anymore.
"Your Majesty, why don't you take a rest. Fang Xuanling couldn't help but said:"This kind of thing should be left to us ministers.""
"What does this sound like?"His Majesty Li Er has some experience in peeling potatoes. Seeing a group of old ministers lying on the ground, each of them looking funny, he was in a good mood and said with a smile:"You and your ministers are having fun together, I am not watching from the side. Reason, not to mention that you are so old and still work hard, how can I be content to be second to others?"
On the other side, someone ouched:"My waist is broken, my waist is broken, my old waist, my waist... eh... eh……"
The caller was Doulu Kuan. Someone rushed to help Doulu Kuan. Doulu Kuan finally stood up straight. He was panting and thinking to himself, I am also the leader of Yushitai after all. He is a noble body. , Li Yi, this is too much, too much.
The young censors were not so lucky. Each of them was given a butcher's knife.
Then he looked at a big fat pig, tied up like this, howling.
They had never seen such a big pig before. It was 30 to 40% fatter than ordinary pigs. It was so plump that it was scary to look at it.
So these censors, you look at me, I look at you, they are very overwhelmed.
Li Yi on the side was shouting:"Kill them, chop their necks and bleed them." He took a few steps back and hid far away!
Li Yi has a mysophobia, but this does not prevent him from continuing to shout:"Who is that? Hold the basin. When the blood is drained later, you can take the basin and catch it. Come on, kill quickly. What are you waiting for? At that time, I was still waiting for the meat to be cooked.……"
The censors were so frightened that they all wanted to cry.
They all know the details of Li Yi, so they don't want to offend Li Yi. If it were anyone else, they would have said"a gentleman is far away from the kitchen" and turned away.
But this Li Yi... has a special status, and it is said that he has a bad temper.
They stood like this stupidly for a long time. Xiao Yu, who was also nearby, couldn't stand it anymore and simply grabbed a butcher's knife from a censor.
"Waste material!"
After that, he stepped forward, snorted, and directly cut off the fat pig's main artery. The blood poured down and fell into the basin. His technique was so skillful that not a drop of blood splashed on Xiao Yu's body, just like a butcher unloading a cow. , and then, the butcher's knife was stuffed back into the censor's hand!
Damn!
The censors at the censor's desk were all scared to death.
"What a cruel old thing!"_To read the ununderlined version of the novel, please download Feilu
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