Xiao Yu held the teapot and blew lightly.
He felt that the Minister of Rites was like a retard.
Zhizhi learned all his strategies.
This must be the fault of that old man Fang Xuanling.
Haha, I actually used it on me.
Snap!
Xiao Yu finally reacted.
The tea cup fell to the ground unexpectedly.
What did that bitch from the Ministry of Rites say just now?
Break off... break off the engagement?
The emperor wants to break off the engagement?
What other mistake was made by the etiquette department?
Why else was the chief registrar of the Ministry of Rites dismissed?
Xiao Yu couldn't sit still anymore. He stood up suddenly, his vision went dark, and he sat down again.
I received a lot of stimulation today.
He... couldn't stand it anymore.
He never expected that all the methods he used to deal with Li Yi would be taken by Fang Xuanling and returned to him.
Fang Xuanling!
You beast!
You must die a good death!
It's over, it's over!
Xiao Yu never thought that it was okay for a person to be shameless, but how could he be so shameless?
The majestic emperor, with his golden words and his words, could actually take back his life after he said it?
In this case, where will my Xiao family's face be turned?
Xiao Yu's face turned red and white, and finally shouted angrily:"Fang Xuanling, I'll fuck your ancestors!"
……
Xiao Rui and Xiao Kai rushed to Wannian County angrily.
They were almost killed today.
And that thing, according to my father, was invented by Li Yi.
This is a crime!
He is going to kill someone!
The father did not dare to ask Fang Xuanling for money, but the two brothers dared to ask Li Yi for money!
Li Mansion, Wannian County.
Tan'er was crying and talking to Li Yi
"Master, it’s not good"
"It’s really not good this time!"
"The old monk from Wannian County was right, I really want to get married.
Li Yi lazily raised his eyes and said,"What's wrong?" Is it possible that His Majesty really agreed to your marriage? Tan'er
's eyes widened and she nodded hastily.
Li Yi smiled:"Don't make trouble!""
Seeing Tan'er lowering his head and saying nothing,
Li Yi's expression became more and more wrong.
He was terrifyingly gloomy.
Are you lying to me?
"The imperial court promised me, but you dared to lie to me?
Tan'er said confusedly:"Master, promise you, what do you promise?""
Li Yi didn't speak, his face was expressionless.
Just at this moment, outside the door, the doorman came to inform him.
"Ah Lang, the Xiao brothers are here to reason with you, and by the way, they want money from you!
Li Yi laughed angrily, waved his hand and said,"Let those two pig heads come in!""
Not long after,
Xiao Rui and Xiao Kai came over angrily.
"Li Yi! Let me ask you, was it you who made the Laoshizi red cannon?"
Li Yi nodded.
Xiao Rui was furious when he saw this boy looking calm and composed.
"Do you know? That cannon flattened my parents' Anbie Garden! If our brother hadn't come out in time, he would have almost died on the spot!"
Xiao Rui had to tell Li Yi the seriousness of the problem, so that he could feel a little bit guilty.
When we ask for money later, everyone can have a good talk and it won't be too ugly.
Li Yi calmly said again:"What? Did he die on the spot?"
Xiao Rui:"……"
He was a little angry and took a deep breath:"Okay, let me explain to you. If someone dies, how will you take responsibility?"
Li Yi glanced at him and said lightly:"If you die, you will die... How old is it?" It's something, at worst, you just need to pay more attention when you are reincarnated in the next life."
Damn it!
The Xiao brothers are in trouble.
What are you talking about? This is not a thing.
Xiao Rui almost took a mouthful of old blood and wanted to spit it out
"You lose money!"Xiao Rui didn't want to continue to quarrel with Li Yi,"You blew up our house, you have to pay for it."
This retard!
Li Yi really doesn't bother to pay attention to him.
"When did I blow up your house? Did you see that?
Xiao Rui:"You didn't blow it up. Did you make the stuff?" you say!"
"yes!"
"That’s fine.
Li Yi said inexplicably:"What can you do?""
"The thing you invented almost blew me up, are you irresponsible?
Li Yi suddenly realized:"Oh, that's it. Is there anything else?""
Nah!
Xiao Rui thinks that the second child, Xiao Kai, is already mentally retarded.
What the hell, what kind of idiot is this Li Yi? Oh, you guy, you just realized it now?"
"Of course something happens, won’t you pay for it?"
Li Yi was shocked.
He asked tentatively:"I was bitten by a dog yesterday."
This time it was Xiao Rui's turn to be puzzled,"If you get bitten, you'll get bitten. Just be careful when you are reincarnated in the next life."
He felt that he was very witty and passed back Li Yi's words perfectly.
But it was useless.
When the iron fist hit the cotton, Li Yi was not angry at all.
Li Yi stretched out his hand:"You pay!"
Shocked.
Xiao Rui was also shocked and said angrily:"You were bitten by a dog, what do you care about me? Li
Yi said matter-of-factly:"That's a stray dog. It came from Chang'an and ate food from hundreds of families. Your Xiao family must have fed it as well. You have to be responsible for it." Xiao
Kai's eyes lit up and he whispered to Xiao Rui:"Brother, why do I think this kid really seems to be mentally retarded?""
Pah!
Xiao Rui slapped the mentally retarded second brother on the head.
"Don't talk nonsense! How could he be mentally retarded? I think he is very smart."
This voice is a little trembling.
In the past, they wanted to trick Li Yi and thought that Li Yi was mentally retarded. Later, they lost all their money.
Now, the matter has passed.
Xiao Rui absolutely cannot accept that Li Yi is mentally retarded.
This way If all the mentally retarded things can fool him, this is no longer a matter of face, it involves self-esteem.
He can accept that he cheated a smart man and screwed up, and he can accept that Li Yi has superior intelligence, so he lost his wife It was reasonable to lose troops again, but he could never accept that Li Yi was a retard.
"good! You are as cunning as a fox and as articulate as a fox, I won't argue with you!"
I thought about it for a while.
Xiao Rui suddenly didn't know why he came to Li Yi today. He was originally going to pay for it, but he was bitten back in a reasonable manner.
In the past, as long as he showed his identity as the young master, The other party was frightened to death. He could easily catch him with some money.
But now... he can't do it!
The other party is also a noble person, and his momentum can't be overpowered.
Xiao Rui wanted to leave. Suddenly he noticed something, and then he said angrily:" Li Yi! Do you still dare to hook up with my wife?
Li Yi said inexplicably:"What is your wife?" who?
Xiao Rui looked up to the sky and roared,"Chen Tan'er!" You don’t know it yet! Your Majesty has promised to marry Chen Tan'er, the Princess Yicheng next to you, to me!"
After that,
Xiao Rui looked at Tan'er fiercely and said,"Miss Tan'er! You are about to become a married woman. Please take care of yourself and don’t hook up with some unscrupulous men. Otherwise, as your future husband, I will be very unhappy. Do you understand? Tan'er said bravely:"
The imperial edict has not been issued yet. How come I didn't know about this marriage?""
Xiao Rui was very happy when he saw Tan'er's nervous look.
And when he saw Li Yi's livid face, he felt extremely happy.
This way of making the enemy angry but unable to hit him was really good!
He decided Continue to stimulate Li Yi...
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