"Female Taoist friend, wait a minute!"

Just when Li Yi, Tan'er and others passed by Taoist Master Ma.

Taoist Master Ma showed surprise and looked at Tan'er strangely,"Opportunity! What a great opportunity! The female Taoist friend is getting married soon!"

Tan'er stopped and looked at the Taoist priest in front of him suspiciously.

Just now the great monk of Xiangguo Temple said that he had broken off the marriage.

Did the Taoist priest in front of him say that his marriage was imminent?

What does this mean?

Li Yi pulled Tan'er and said:"Let's go. Well, it’s not as accurate as the temple monk’s calculation just now."

When Taoist Ma heard this, two words popped out from between his teeth:"Ignorance!"

Li Yi understands very well.

Buddhism and Taoism are always old enemies. Everyone is engaged in technical work that confuses people and defrauds people of incense and money. The same type of work is naturally a competitive relationship. There are only so many fools in the Tang Dynasty. If you cheat one, it means that There is one less person in my pot, how can I not become an old enemy?

So when I heard Li Yi say that monks are better than Taoist priests, how could Taoist Ma not be angry?

Taoist Ma saw Tan'er's expression obviously hesitant.

He sighed and said:"Let's go, let's go , Pindao will show some magic, and you will believe in Pindao."

After that, without waiting for Tan'er to agree, he took out a bowl of water and three square-headed wooden chopsticks of the same length. He dipped some water on the square head of the chopsticks and then between the chopsticks. He drank some water, then stood the three chopsticks together and said with a smile:"Fellow Taoists, watch carefully and don't blink!"

He took the bowl of water and slowly inserted the three chopsticks into the water glass while everyone was watching. The three chopsticks were a little skewed. Xuan Xuanzi quickly turned around the water glass a few times and muttered:"Tai. Shanglaojun, Taoist Master of Sanqing Dynasty, has urgently ordered me to do as I wish.——"

Strangely enough, the three chopsticks stood side by side, standing straight up.

Tan'er took two steps back in fright.

Even the expressions of Xu Hui and the three girls changed slightly.

Standing chopsticks in the water is simply a magical method!

And it’s the kind with extraordinary magical power.

This magical skill was displayed and he immediately won the house. Then he said to Tan'er:"Female Taoist friend! Do you still trust Pindao?"

Tan'er nodded repeatedly.

"Today you and I have a chance, otherwise I would tell your fortune?

Tan'er hurriedly said:"Please give me some advice from the Immortal." Taoist Master Ma stroked his beard, nodded slightly, and said to Tan'er,"Come, write down your name and date of birth.""

Tan'er didn't doubt that he was there, and quickly wrote his name on the paper - Chen Tan'er.

Only then did Li Yi react, chuckled, and then quickly grabbed Tan'er and said,"Let's go, don't forget it."

Taoist priest Ma saw that Tan'er was about to write down her birth date. When it was done, the young father-in-law of the Xiao family probably had to give himself a large bonus.

How could the cooked duck fly like this?

Taoist priest Ma said with a sullen face. Li Yidao:"No friends! You're ruining the opportunity! Destroy the way of heaven! Leave quickly, don't delay Pindao's fortune-telling!"

Seeing Li Yi sneer and shake his head,

Taoist Master Ma became angry.

"Shuzi is ignorant, how can he blaspheme my Taoist Sanqing? I would like to give my little friend a piece of advice: with your Taoism, you would rather doubt yourself than the Taoist master! Li

Yi frowned and said,"It's obviously a trick to run around in the world. If I don't expose you and you don't expose me, then everyone can live in peace, okay?""

"A trick to run around in the world? ignorance!"Taoist Master Ma was extremely angry,"I have spent fifty years, under the guidance of the Supreme Master, to understand various immortal techniques. You little fellow Taoist, you are simply overestimating your abilities, it’s ridiculous!"

"Your IQ is really low."Li Yi looked at him and said seriously

"What do you mean? What kind of low IQ is that?"

Li Yi explained:"It means mentally retarded, waste, fool, idiot."

Pfft.

Li Wan and the other girls suddenly laughed. Then they straightened their faces and quickly said to Li Yi:"Don't anger such a fairy."

Taoist Ma's face turned red with anger, like a cooked prawn.

Li Yi continued:"Have you used it for fifty years? Well, I have been practicing Zhancha Kungfu hard, and I want to try it if I dare. After thinking for a while ,

Li Yidao said:"But I also have an immortal method that I would like to ask Xiandao to try together. After I stand the chopsticks in the water, can Xiandao also perform my immortal method?""

Seeing that there are more and more people watching.

How can Taoist Master Ma be cowardly?

This kid's skills in deceiving and bluffing people are quite high.

Do you think that this poor Taoist will be afraid?

"The poor Taoist has been taught by Taishang Laojun. What magic method does he not understand? become! So what if a poor Taoist has spent decades trying to compete with you today?"

The people watching on the side were horrified.

This young gentleman wants to challenge the immortal way?

Isn't he looking for humiliation?

Hey, what will happen after the failure?

The four girls, Li Wan and Wei Shuyi, also persuaded Li Yida:"Forget it. , I think he seems to have something."

Li Yi shook his head and whispered a few words to Li Wan. Li Wan said:"Okay, I'll go get ready right away."

After a while, Li Wan came back with two bowls of alcohol and nodded to Li Yi.

After everything was ready,

Li Yi followed Ma Daochang's example and dipped some water on the square heads and between the chopsticks of three wooden chopsticks. The three chopsticks were the same length. Putting his chopsticks together, he slowly put them into the water glass.

Then he murmured:"Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Great Merciful and Great Compassion Mantra, please manifest it quickly.——"

The three chopsticks tilted a little, then they quickly stabilized and stood up straight in the water."

Holy shit!

The onlookers were dumbfounded.

It took Taoist Master Renma fifty years to comprehend this magic.

How long did it take this young gentleman?

Li Wan and Wei Shuyi looked at this scene in surprise.

Tan'er and Xu Hui covered her mouth in surprise.

Taoist priest Ma's face turned red and white, and hummed:"Imitate parrots!"

Li Yi knew he would say this.

Then he pointed to the two basins of alcohol brought by Li Wan and said:"These are two bowls of wine."

After that, he put his hands in and washed them.

"Who has a fire excerpt?"

Someone in the crowd immediately handed over a fire certificate.

Li Yi lit his hand on fire without blinking.

The blue and yellow flames instantly ignited in Li Yi's hand.

Everyone was frightened.

"Immortal...immortal method"

"You, don't you feel pain?"

"This is fire!"

"Damn it!"

Li Yi didn't seem to even frown, silently counting the time in his mind.

This is extremely concentrated alcohol brewed by Li Yi himself. Because the water has low heat, the fire on his hands is still warm.

Those who burn fire on their hands in future generations Most of the magic tricks are done like this.

But the other pot of alcohol is different. It is 25% concentration alcohol. As long as the hands are stained, it can immediately burn people into pig skin.

After about three cups of tea, Li Yi Feeling the temperature on his hands rising, he quickly put out the fire with his armband.

Then he looked at Taoist Master Ma with a smile and said,"Taoist Master, I've finished my magical performance, it's your turn.

Taoist Ma shook his head:"Don't do it!""

"I don't want to do it!"

The few people who were watching the excitement of the strong men did not finish watching. They immediately hugged Taoist Master Ma and said:"Taoist Master, how can you be afraid of your fifty years of immortality? quick!"

Taoist Master Ma said impatiently:"I told you, I won't do it! go away! Pindao is going home to practice immortality!"

"I beg you!"

"Are you annoyed? Do you know how to respect the old and love the young? Let me go!"

"Don’t let go!"

"If you are a poor Taoist, you will be struck by thunder! Can you let go?"

"Immortal Dao, you are an authentic Taoist. Please cast your spell quickly. Don’t dare to lie to others."

A few devout Taoist believers hugged Taoist Master Ma and walked towards the basin of wine.

"Come! Wash hands with Xian Dao"

"Get ready for the fire!"

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