Some people are born bitches.
They always regard your good words as a source of arrogance.
This is what the Tubo people are like.
After Datang was so tough.
Tubo was immediately frightened.
Lu Dongzan's attitude changed 180 times, and he personally went to ask Chen Yao to"ask for advice" on the remaining competitions in the Tang Dynasty.
I really don’t dare to be arrogant anymore!
Datang is getting serious.
Lu Dongzan cautiously said to Chen Yao:"Holy girl, we are in someone else's territory, and the outcome is not important. Remember, we must give the Tang Dynasty court some face!"
Lu Dongzan was determined in his heart.
As long as Chen Yao takes action.
Tubo will definitely win this battle.
But now, he hesitated, should he win? If you win, what if Datang kills you?
Lao Tzu's great talk about Tubo, the pillar of the country, cannot be left in such unclear light.
Chen Yao sneered.
She was very disdainful of Lu Dongzan.
She asked Lu Dongzan calmly:"Do you know who the young man standing on the altar is?"
Lu Dongzan looked confused:"I don't know."
Chen Yao exclaimed:"Movable type printing and Quyuanli are He invented it!"
"What?!"
Lu Dongzan looked back in horror and looked at Li Yi with extremely complicated eyes.
No wonder this guy is full of mystery.
Chen Yao continued:"Do you really think that the calculation of the weight of the boulder just now was the work of those two girls?"
"What?!"
Lu Dongzan swallowed, looked at Li Yi blankly, and murmured:"Saint girl, you, don't tell me, he figured it out, right?"
Chen Yao said noncommittally, looked at Li Yi on the altar with amusement, and then strolled up.
Lu Dongzan froze on the spot, motionless. He seemed a little unbelievable.
Just now, he was sure that Chen Yao would be there for the rest of the time. The contest was won, but now... on the altar.
Chen Yao gouged out Li Yi and looked at Wei Shuyi and Xu Hui.
Wei Shuyi and Xu Hui also looked at Chen Yao in surprise.
The two of them widened their eyes in disbelief:"You? Tubo saint?"
"how? Doesn't it look like it?"Chen Yao was displeased.
Wei Shuyi smiled and said:"It looks like it, but it doesn't look like the majestic Tubo saint. She spent 200,000 yuan for a man. How heroic!"
Chen Yao got angry when she heard this.
She said slowly:"You two are not bad either. You are dignified in the Southern Xu, Northern Wei, and the Tang Dynasty. Aren't you two beauties with both talent, beauty, and intelligence being raised by men?
Xu Hui said with a smile:"But that man is Han." You are a saint, a fairy from Tubo. In the end, weren’t you also played by a man from the Tang Dynasty?"
Holy shit!
Li Yi was frightened when he heard this.
These three little girls really didn't give in when talking.
Especially what Li Yi didn't expect was that Xu Hui was usually gentle and elegant, and when he quarreled with others, he hit the nail on the head!
Damn it!
Don't tell me who that man is.
I can't afford to embarrass this man!
Maybe he thinks it's embarrassing to play with these three women, but only Li Yi has such an idea.
Look at those men in the audience.
No matter what The Han people are still people from a foreign land.
After hearing this, who is not clenching his fists and spitting fire from his eyes?
What kind of fairy man is this, who can have these three beautiful beauties at the same time!
That damn man Who is it!
It’s just a beast!
Worse than a beast!
Chen Yao’s face turned red with anger when she heard Xu Hui and Wei Shuyi taking turns bombing
"When did I get played by a Tang Dynasty man?"Chen Yao scolded loudly
"I testify! You have! You were played by my brother Li!"Cheng Chumo jumped out of nowhere and shouted loudly.
There was a bit of shame and anger in his expression.
Your sister!
Li Yi was dumbfounded!
He guarded Wei Shuyi and Xu Hui, but not this pig. Teammate.
This was not enough. Cheng Chumo, a stupid teammate, also walked towards Li Yi and asked Li Yi:"Brother Li, did you rub her buttocks that day?"
Holy shit!
Li Yi's eyes widened and he looked at Cheng Chumo blankly.
Damn it!
Almost everyone in the audience, all eyes suddenly focused on Li Yi.
The jealous look in each of their eyes could no longer be used. To describe it in words. When
Lu Dongzan, the Tubo Master, heard this, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
Gan!
The object of worship for millions of us Tubo people!
The Tubo saint who is revered by millions of people!
Immaculate. The Tubo Saint, a fairy-like figure!
This is so damn uncomfortable!
"Brother Li, why don't you speak? We all see it clearly!"
"Brother Li, do you want me to ask Duan Zan and others to testify?"
"Brother Li……"
Before Cheng Chumo finished speaking, Li Yi took a deep breath and said,"Don't insult someone's innocence out of thin air!"
Chen Yao frowned and said,"When did he insult your innocence? Do you dare to do it or not?"
Li Yi:"……"
Finished saying this.
Chen Yao subconsciously shut up.
I... belong to your uncle!
God assists!
I'm going crazy!
After this experience, okay, everyone knows it. People from all over the world know that the Tubo saint was played by the Han people!
Chen Yao hurriedly changed her words:"That was...a misunderstanding, I...you, Li Yi……"
That was a real misunderstanding
"It's me playing with you, not you playing with me!"
"……"
Chen Yao was really stupid.
This explanation...it's better not to explain it at all!
This man plays with me, and I play with this man, and the one who suffers the loss is... me, the Tubo saint!
Chen Yao was about to cry.
The onlookers in the audience suddenly understood
"It turned out to be really fun!"
"Tsk tsk"
"I'm jealous!"
"pity!"
This is the second cultural competition.
These melon-eating people have not seen the excitement of the cultural competition.
They first ate such a big melon.
Everyone started to get excited!
"Xiaolangjun is awesome!"
"What a role model among men!"
"Worship!"
"Surrender!"
I heard people in the audience talking about it.
Chen Yao's angry chest was clogged with blood.
"I won't argue with you about this!"
"I'm here to compete... Ahem, I want to ask you for advice on the literary test!"
After hearing this,
Wei Shuyi said happily:"Okay, you are a small country in Tubo. If you don't understand anything, just ask for help. We can help you. Xu
Hui nodded in agreement and said,"We Han people say we are not ashamed to ask questions. Just tell us, and we will listen.""
Chen Yao was holding her breath!
Seeing this group of bossy guys, she felt panicked.
"Hold on, saint, don't be angry!"Lu Dongzan came over and reminded him solemnly.
People have to lower their heads under the eaves. There is no other way. Just be honest.
Chen Yao took a deep breath, nodded lightly, and then waved.
Everyone looked intently.
Only the distance was visible. Suddenly hundreds of Tibetan soldiers came, carrying a log in groups of three. There were as many as a hundred logs, all of the same thickness.
"Holy shit! Old Wei, there are still Tubo soldiers here, do you want to kill them?"Li Yi said in shock.
Wei Zheng:"……"
Damn it!
Lu Dongzan's face twitched violently.
Chen Yao's face turned pale.
This group of Tibetan soldiers were so frightened that their faces turned pale.
Li Yi smiled:"Let's liven up the atmosphere, don't be nervous."
Chen Yao ignored Li Yi's joke, because it was not funny and it was very funny!
She said softly:
"For this question, there are a hundred logs of average thickness at the scene. Please separate the root and tip of each log."
As soon as the words fell, the scene became quiet. These logs are all the same thickness. How can we distinguish the roots and tips?
Wei Shuyi and Xu Hui were still thinking with their eyebrows, but they heard Li Yidao:"Is it that simple? Still want to ask for advice? Are you Tubo people fools?"
Li Yi didn't want to be in the limelight today. But people are bullying him.
Even if he likes to keep a low profile, now is not the time.
Li Yi smiled and asked Chen Yao:"What are you going to do? Chen
Yao thought for a while and said,"As long as we look at the two ends of the tree, we can naturally know which side is the root and which side is the top.""
Chen Yao said this deliberately.
She didn't explain the principle.
Even the Tang Dynasty couldn't understand it!
But who knows.
Li Yi mocked:"Isn't the annual ring right? People age, and trees have annual rings. The closer to the root of the tree, the deeper and more obvious the annual rings are. All you need to do is cut the heads and tails of these 100 logs and distinguish the colors of the annual rings. Then you can identify the head and tail. Tail, root and tip.
Chen Yao was surprised and blurted out:"How do you know……"
The words trailed off.
Li Yi said:
"Haha, Tubo? That's it?"
Li Yi sighed and said in an educational tone:
"Why do you Tubo people always like to pick off people's wisdom? Why do you think the remaining things we play with are treasures?"
Give it back!
The familiar tit-for-tat part!
It was Chen Tan'er who did it in the last round.
This time it's Li Yi's thing!
Damn!
On the sidelines, the Han people of the Tang Dynasty who were watching were almost pissed with excitement. They were all looking forward to it. , all looked at Li Yi.
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