No one thought of it.
It's impossible to think of it.
This has subverted everyone's understanding.
That's the most dangerous looking frying pan.
I washed it with my hands and it was fine.
This seemingly harmless water’……
He even disabled the hands of the top master in Tubo!
What a horror!
What exactly is contained in this?
Where's Tan'er!
Where is that girl!
Everyone looked at Tan'er with bated breath.
But Tan'er acted like a fine person.
He took his hands out of the iron pot.
Tan'er looked at Monk Tubo Kuli coldly. pouty mouth
"waste!"
"Is this your Tubo?"
"That's it?"
"What about your ability? Is this what makes Tubo number one?"
"Are you ashamed?"
"Who dares to claim to be number one?"
"Even if you wash your hands, your hands will become useless?"
"Shame on you!"
"What do you mean you are arrogant? ah? Why were you so arrogant earlier?"
"I thought you were so awesome?"
"Looks good but looks useless!"
Tan'er turned on the chirping mode again. Her mouth was venomous.
She didn't realize it.
The surrounding area had calmed down before she knew it.
When Tan'er finished spraying Tubo Kuli Monk.
Then!
Applause!
Shanhu. Tsunami!
"The Tang Dynasty is mighty!"
"mighty!"
"mighty!"
Hearing this shout,
Wei Shuyi secretly opened her eyes and looked at the altar.
Huh?
It's different from what she thought?
Wei Shuyi's eyes became brighter and brighter.
She looked sideways. She found that the expressions of Wei Zheng and Xu Hui were exactly the same as hers.
Everyone opened their mouths in astonishment.
They stared at Tan'er on the altar.
"Tan, Tan, why is there nothing wrong with Tan'er?!"Xu Hui asked tremblingly, as if she had seen a ghost.
Wei Shuyi took a breath, pursed her lips and could not speak.
Wei Zheng's eyes became more complicated.
He swallowed and murmured:"Is it possible...Li Yi...he, he, he, He has already calculated everything!"
"Did he know beforehand that Tan'er would be fine?"
"hiss! This kid is so terrifying!"
……
The second floor is facing the window.
Li Shimin suddenly widened his eyes and grinned.
Just keep this action, motionless.
Horrified!
This is incredible!
Tan'er obviously went to touch the clear liquid with Tubo Kuli monk.
Why did Monk Kuli lose his hands?
But Tan'er was fine at all!
While Li Shimin was confused, he was also getting more and more excited.
Subconsciously said:"Well done!"
As for the Tubo monk.
Li Shimin didn't even bother to look at it.
The quilt and the flesh on the palm of the hand were almost rotten, and all that was left were white bones, which could not be saved.
The number one master in Tubo, from now on, he is afraid of doing nothing again.
Monk Kuli was still yelling at the top of his lungs.
It's no use.
Suddenly a Tibetan man shouted coldly:"Don't you Tang Dynasty send imperial doctors to save people?"
No one paid him any attention.
"Imperial Preceptor, let's go, we have brought a medical team, let's go rescue him!"
Kuli cried
"I won’t do it!"
"Just those female doctors from Tubo? Where does the problem go? That's Mao's medical skill? I want the Imperial Physician of the Tang Dynasty to save me. Go to Honglu Temple and ask the Prime Minister to ask His Majesty the Tang Dynasty. I want the Imperial Physician of the Tang Dynasty to save me... Fuck! It hurts! Come on, hurry up, look at Mao in a daze, and carry me away!"
Master Kuli regretted it.
Damn!
I would have known better not to offend the Tang Dynasty!
What kind of magic is this?
He was very scared.
He was afraid that the Tang Dynasty would not save him.
He cried. He cried like child
……
Inside Honglu Temple.
Lu Dongzan and a group of Tubo female envoys are studying how to conduct the second competition.
Because of the first scene.
Haha, we must win.
Do you even need to ask?
With Master Kuli taking action, is it still possible to win?
So don't worry.
Lu Dongzan sighed:"Hey, what a pity."
The woman sitting in front of Lu Dongzan asked doubtfully:"Da Lun, why are you sighing?"
The Han woman's name was Chen Yao.
The Tubo name is Songlu Heyao.
She is a Tubo saint.
The so-called saint is the spokesperson of Tubo promoted by the Tubo court.
Similar to the stars of later generations.
It has many idiot fans.
The saint points east, and the Tubo fools point east.
The holy girl fights against the west, and the Tubo idiots fight against the east.
Chen Yao had great appeal in Tubo.
Not only does he have a pure appearance, but his intelligence is beyond ordinary people.
She is the main force in this second cultural competition and the leader of the female envoys.
I heard Chen Yao ask this.
Lu Dongzan praised:"Originally, the King of Han Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty and I secretly planned to seize a Han Chinese technology called movable type printing."
Chen Yao nodded and said:"What is movable type printing?"
Lu Dongzan explained, Chen Yao couldn't bear it He clicked his tongue and was surprised:"The wisdom of the Han people is really deep. If this technology is in Tubo, it will definitely increase the national power for decades!"
Lu Dongzan nodded with deep understanding and said:"It's a pity that Li Yuanjing, that waste, was People have figured it out."
He said to Chen Yao:"Zanpu sent me and others this time not only to steal Datang's agricultural handicrafts, but also to steal two things, which are also the top priority this time. Saint, you must get them."
"What is it?"
"Movable type printing and the plow!"
Chen Yao nodded lightly.
This matter has been explained.
Lu Dongzan asked Chen Yao:"By the way, Saint, are you confident in this second competition? The other parties are the two most intelligent girls in the Tang Dynasty."
This competition.
There are no express regulations.
Even the Tubo people did not take the initiative to declare a challenge.
But the early operations have made it known to everyone, whether it is the Tang Dynasty, Tubo, or other small foreign countries.
This is the operation of Lu Dongzan The result.
He is using this method to force Datang to fight without fighting!
He is confident.
After these three battles, Tubo will be famous all over the world!
Hearing Lu Dongzan's words, Chen Yao smiled lightly and said :"It's okay, I'm confident, because the questions I asked are not conventional literary categories and they can't solve them!
Lu Dongzan laughed loudly:"With the saint here, of course I can rest assured.""
While he was talking,
Tibetan soldiers came hurriedly outside the door. They rushed in without even knocking on the door. Lu Dongzan was very angry. He shouted:"Get out! Knock on the door and come in again!" There are no rules! Fortunately, Ludongzan is not doing anything with the saint. What if the saint is fascinated by her true nature and takes the initiative to throw herself into her arms? What do you mean by barging in at this time? Ludong Zan wanted to educate this blind Tubo soldier. The Tubo soldier hurriedly apologized, then ran out and knocked on the door again. Lu Dongzan said angrily:"Come in, and if you have anything to say, say it!"" The Tubo soldiers hurriedly said:"Big talk, my subordinates have said it, don't be too angry.
"
"If you fart, hurry up and get out of here!
The Tubo soldiers did not dare to betray themselves and said hastily:"It's useless!"
Lu Dongzan said confusedly:"What's useless?""
"Master Kuli...was abolished! Both hands are useless, and now I am rushing towards Honglu Temple."
"What?!"
Lu Dongzan almost jumped up from the bench.
Beside him, the Tubo saint Chen Yao also squinted her eyes, full of confusion.
The top master of Tubo!
He was deposed?
This doesn't make sense!
As he was talking, he heard the door open. Master Waikuli shouted:"Hey, Da Lun, Da Lun, go and ask His Majesty the Tang Dynasty to save me."
Lu Dongzan was extremely angry.
When he heard this, he gritted his teeth and couldn't help but exhale:"What a waste!"
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