Pei Ji!
Ranked among the top three!
He was angry.
After returning to the Duke's Mansion, he turned on the Confucian Mahayana mode, spoke elegantly and easy-going, transformed into a Zu'an madman, and angrily criticized Li Shimin.
Not only talk about it, but also take action.
He did not have movable type.
But it won't delay him from publishing a book.
Lao Pei had been involved in three dynasties and had made a lot of money.
Although publishing books at one's own expense in the Tang Dynasty was very labor-intensive.
But Pei Ji was willing to spend any amount of money just for the anger in his heart.
He wrote nearly 70,000 to 80,000 words.
Of course, he himself didn't have the energy overnight, but his disciples did.
There are 70,000 to 80,000 words, all written against Li Shimin and the current Prime Minister.
What kind of country is about to perish, what kind of emperor does not respect Confucianism, what kind of Fang Du is a sycophant, and encourages the king to make mistakes... what else? Soon the Tubo fathers will start a war in Xicui, and the Tang Dynasty will be in turmoil in Xicui, all because of Li Shimin and Fang Du Implicated in other people's foolish actions...
Overnight, this kind of books spread widely in Chang'an.
Fishing vessel unrest
……
Inside Tai Chi Palace.
Li Shimin's face turned pale
"Wei Zheng! You can also write books for me and give me a lecture! Smash this bitch to death!"
Li Shimin was really angry.
Pei Ji was very old and highly respected. Li Shimin didn't dare to be tough. It's also because the people of the Tang Dynasty were open and open. If they were left in the dynasty of Boar Skin, he would probably start a literary inquisition without saying a word. An old guy like Pei Ji will be tortured to death.
Wei Zheng is very good at quarreling, but what he slanders is always justified. Pei Ji is a complete shrew.
Wei Zheng... No way!
"Lao... I'll give it a try."
Wei Zheng bit the bullet and agreed to Li Shimin.
Looking at the expectant looks of His Majesty Li Er, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others.
Wei Zheng clenched his fist and said,"I will go all out!"
Waiting for Wei Zheng to leave.
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui asked Li Shimin:"Your Majesty, how did Li Yi know about the rebellion of Han King Li Yuanjing? Li
Shimin looked confused, shook his head, and said,"I'll just go and ask tomorrow.""
……
Li Mansion.
Tan'er clenched her fists, her face filled with indignation.
"Uncle!"
"Call me Master!
Tan'er's fleshy face turned red:"Young Master!" Don't you think Pei Ji's old age is hateful? Look, how hateful it is!"
Tan'er heard about Pei Ji's activities in the court from Wei Zheng.
She was so angry that she couldn't help herself.
Li Yi smiled and said:"Hateful or not, it doesn't have much to do with me.
Tan'er blushed:"Master!" Are you still not from the Tang Dynasty? How can this be said to be okay? What Pei Ji said was so heartbreaking! This is to admit that the thief is the father!
Li Yidao:"Then you don't allow people to have different values?" It's unbelievable that Pei Ji likes Tubo fathers? Is it impossible to say that the Tibetans came this time to pick up their son Pei?"
Pfft.
Tan'er covered her mouth and smiled, and then said with a straight face:"I can't bear it anyway! Li
Yi's eyes lit up, he looked at Tan'er and said,"How about I make some black gunpowder and you tie it to me and die together with Pei Ji?" Tan'er stared and said in confusion:"What is black gunpowder? Young master, you can create it, and I will come and die together with Pei Ji!" Li
Yi waved his hand and said:"Hold it, that's it. If you have nothing to do, go and sell me facial masks. This is business." It is better for us to each sweep the snow in front of our own door and not worry about the frost on other people's tiles.
Tan'er nodded and said,"Oh, that's fine." As if thinking of something ,
Tan'er said:"By the way, Pei Ji has also published a book, which is better than yours in The West Chamber.""
Li Yi was angry.
"That's really unbearable!"
Actually, Li Yi couldn't help it for a long time.
Although he just wanted to stay out of his own business, what Pei Ji did was really shameful. He needs a step down.
He, Mr. Li, also wants to save face!
Now it's better. Here comes the step down!
Li Yi thought for a moment and said,"Tan'er, let me tell you a story. Do you think we can publish a book?
Tan'er said in surprise:"Are you... telling a story again?""
Then,
Li Yi saw that Tan'er had already moved a small bench and prepared it in front of him.
There were also some snacks placed on the stone table.
Tan'er just blinked his big eyes and said to Li Yi:"Master, You say it."
Li Yi:"……"
Li Yi was speechless. This melon-eating action was so fast!
Did you forget about Pei Ji in the blink of an eye?
Do you have such a big heart?
Li Yi smiled very brightly, and it was such a cute Tan'er that made Li Yi feel... at home?
He coughed twice and got to the point, saying:"Speaking of which, there is such a Han country. Let's call it the Ming Dynasty for the time being."
"In the mist of more than 270 years of history, this powerful Han country gradually declined and was occupied by a braided country."
"There is such a small place in Jiangyin, where people are still in a state of intoxication and dissipation."
"The city guard was fierce, and at the moment when the city was breached, he shouted these words"
"On the 80th day, one pledges allegiance to Taizu, representing the figures of Taizu’s 17th dynasty."
"One hundred thousand people died together, leaving three hundred miles of Ming Dynasty behind."
Thinking of this,
Li Yi's eyes were a little red.
Tan'er also felt sour in his heart after hearing this. He wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it.
Li Yi continued:"In the end, the city was broken, and more than 67,000 Han people were massacred. buried in a pit……"
Tan'er was worried.
Li Yi shook his head and said:"The story begins here. By the way, there is a scholar named Qian Qianyi. He is a very famous scholar in the Ming Dynasty. Well, he is the number one scholar."
"Scholars are all romantic, and Qian Qianyi is the same. He fell in love with Liu Rushi, a famous prostitute at that time."
"When the city is destroyed, our Han family members all have the backbone and backbone of the Han family and would rather die than surrender."
"Liu Rushi was also like this. He met Qian Qianyi and threw himself into the river together to show his wisdom."
"The two came to the river, and in front of hundreds of thousands of braided soldiers, the famous prostitute Liu Rushi threw herself into the river."
"Next it was Qian Qianyi’s turn. Guess what Qian Qianyi did?
Tan'er blinked and said matter-of-factly:"Of course we will jump into the river together to show our intelligence!" Li
Yi shook his head and said:"Then Qian Qianyi stretched out his hand to test the river water. In the hot summer, he said a wise saying, the water is too cold!"
Tan'er's eyes widened.
Then she realized what she was doing and cursed:"Shameless!""
Li Yi said:"This is not the most terrible thing. The braided soldiers occupied the city and asked the Han family to shave their heads to show their determination to submit to them."
"Qian Qianyi said another wise saying, Oops, my scalp is so itchy, I want to shave my head.……"
Tan'er looked at Li Yi in shock.
His little face turned red with anger
"This, this, this person is simply……"
Tan'er concluded.
Li Yi blurted out:"You have become a bitch and you still build an archway?"
"right!"
Tan'er agreed, and then sighed:"Master, what you say is so unpleasant! But...so true! Simply, simply delightful!"
Confused for a moment.
Tan'er finally came to his senses.
"ah! Master, aren't you talking about the deeds of that old guy Pei Ji?
Li Yi smiled and nodded:"Did you just hear it now?" Yes, or we will also publish a book, and we have already thought of the title,"The Biography of Pei Ji, the Iron Bones"》!"
Poof!
Tan'er laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.
Feel comfortable! Feel free!
Li Yi smiled and touched Tan'er's hair:"My hair is messy again. Go and prick it up, and then... hurry up and sell facial masks to me. It's all money!"
Tan'er stuck out his tongue. , ran away with her skirt in hand.
He didn't forget to say to Li Yi:"Master, you are so talented! Geez."
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