Three Kingdoms: Starting from the best little county magistrate

If you want to say that Xiao Yat's happiest thing every day, it is to come home from work. It is better to tease the wife and tell stories to the people in the house than to spend brain cells in the court.

Today, there are Liu Bowen in the scheme, Ji Xiaolan in internal affairs, Shen Wansan in business, He Shen in civil affairs, and Yue Fei and other generals in the military camp. Xiao Yi handed over the big and small affairs to them to deal with, and became a salted fish with peace of mind.

Go home and listen to the last sentence

"Husband, you're back, and the concubine will go and make you tea. "

His wife is a fairy in the world, no matter how you look at it, she will not feel tired, and the phenomenon of aesthetic fatigue will not appear on her at all.

Whenever he sees Diao Chan, Xiao Yi can understand people like King Zhou You.

Those who don't understand the "Beacon Opera Princes" and "Chong Guan is angry and red-faced" are because they haven't met a beautiful enough woman.

"Husband, are the ones you asked someone to bring back today paper?"

Diao Chan walked over with a cup of hot tea.

Xiao Yi has been in office for more than a month, and the house has invited many well-behaved subordinates. But in the matter of serving Xiao Yi, Diao Chan will do everything in detail and do it himself.

There is no arrogance at all because of the change of identity.

She is still the gentle and kind-hearted woman when Xiao Yi first met.

Hearing Madame's words, the maids standing aside also stretched their necks curiously.

"It's paper, did you use it?".

Xiao Yi took a sip of tea and set the cup aside.

Diao Chan was a little surprised, "Is it really paper, why is it so soft and so delicate? The paper that the concubine has seen before is rough and yellow, and the toughness is extremely poor." "

The paper of this era naturally cannot be compared with the things produced by Xinxiangyin.

"But husband, it's because they're so soft that there's no way to write. "

Diao Chan has been learning to write lately, so he gave it a try.

However, as

soon as the tip of the nose touched the paper, all the ink inside was absorbed, leaving a puddle of ink stains, and there was no way to write.

"Because, they are not used to write. "

Xiao Yi couldn't help but be amused by Diao Chan's cute appearance.

Writing on a paper towel? Unless it's a ballpoint pen of later generations, a brush will definitely not be able to write.

"Ah, they're not for writing, so what are they for?".

Diao Chan pouted, looking puzzled.

Wasn't the original intention of the invention of paper to be used for writing?

What is the use of inventing paper that cannot be written?

"The one with good toughness is used to wipe the mouth or clean the face. The roll with a slightly less toughness is used to wipe ...... Substitute toilet chips. "

The

three words of wiping his ass almost blurted out, but thinking that there was someone next to him, it was not elegant to say this, Xiao Yi immediately changed his words.

Even so, Diao Chan and the maids behind him were also blushing.

"Huh?".

Diao Chan's cheeks were crimson, and he was a little pity, "Such a valuable thing, used to ...... Isn't that a waste?".

She couldn't say such an uncivilized thing.

Xiao Yi shook his head and said seriously, "Take care of your body, how can it be called waste?"

Under limited conditions, the constant pursuit of a comfortable life is a positive attitude.

In the next quarter of an hour, Xiao Yi educated Diao Nizi well, so that she could distinguish clearly what is waste and what is necessary enjoyment.

"Cicada, your good friend will be here in two days. "

After Diao Chan's mind was corrected, Xiao Yi suddenly had a new idea.

"Good friends, concubines don't have friends. "

Diao Chan looked confused.

Girls in this era rarely go out before they get married, let alone make friends. Unless they are the daughters of big families, there may be a few girlfriends who are the right ones.

"When I say good friends, I'm talking about girls' menstrual affairs. "

"Slept ......".

Diao Chan glanced at Xiao Yi fiercely, thinking that this husband really dared to say anything, how could anyone say such things casually in front of girls, he was ashamed.

However, she was curious why her husband called this kind of thing a good friend.

Xiao Yi saw through her thoughts and explained, "It comes to you once a month, isn't it your good friend?"

"And say!".

Diao Chan secretly glanced at the maids behind him, ashamed and embarrassed. Seeing them snickering, Diao Chan was eager to find a place to get in.

The slave suddenly remembered that there were still clothes that had not been washed. "

"The slave is in a hurry. "

"Slave maid...... The slave and maid can't listen anymore......

".

Several maids were so ashamed that their faces were flushed and they ran away.

Xiao Yi was speechless, what can't be talked about, I didn't talk about ...... yellow jokes

But it's okay to go, now you can tease Diao Chan's wife with peace of mind.

PS: Thank you Xiao Qiushui brothers for their encouragement with four monthly passes!