Dimensional slime

"Rimuro-chan, tell me honestly, don't I seem to have gained a lot of weight lately?"

Asuna held her fair face with a sad face, obviously feeling fat, and couldn't help but sigh sadly.

"Huh...... Well...... this."

Drops of sweat dripping down Rimuru's forehead, swaying between the cruel truth and the white lie, although the chubby Asuna-chan is also cute, and even feels better when rubbed than before, but the girl still cares about her body...... Well, with the exception of certain foodies.

"Hey, no way, the food has been so good lately, it's hard to get fat if you don't want to. "

September sighed and shrugged helplessly, since he joined the guild, the food of the union has become more luxurious and delicious every day, and even a fox like her, who does not have a very big appetite, can now eat a few more bowls of rice than usual at every meal.

As for the others, not to mention, Tang Sanzhuang and Virudra can eat themselves into balls almost every meal, Miriam can't get up at all without lying down for half an hour after eating, and even the angular eight-pack abs of Uncle Whitebeard and others now have a trend of ninety-nine to one.

And the union has now been transformed into a gourmet building: the floor is chocolate, the sofa is jelly, the walls are creamed mousse cakes, the light bulbs are glowing gummies, and the door is filled with biscuits.

Staying in such a delicious environment, sometimes I can't hold it after eating, but I can't help but drool when I smell the aroma coming from the side, and I want to pick it down to taste the taste, but I end up picking at it...... I don't know how much East ~ West is deducted.

"Ahh......h Today's sofa is also delicious...... Qiqi, Sister Lizhi, you guys quickly taste-taste!"

Obviously, just after lunch, little Klee has already gnawed on the sofa next to her, and she doesn't instigate others while eating, obviously because she wants to become a little fat pig, not to mention, but also to pull others into the water.

The bouncing jelly sofa is simply alluring to the children, but the armrests of the kung fu sofa have been eaten cleanly.

Rimuru rubbed the little heads of several people helplessly and dotingly, because the food was too good, several of them became a lot more rounded, and they all had a tendency to move closer to the little fat dragon of Connor-chan...... Although the chubby Connor-chan is cute!~(▽)/~

"Are we going to hold some kind of competition to work out?"

Rimuru thought about it and said, I always felt that if I only ate and didn't exercise like this, I was afraid that in less than a month, the Dimensional Guild would become a fat guild!

"Forging...... Workout?!"

Miriam, who was lying on the sofa to eat, opened her eyes in horror, and then turned around and wanted to run without saying a word, so she didn't want to have anything to do with exercising such a horrible thing!

"Ouch......"

Before Milim could escape, Limulu, who had already been aware of it, came behind Milim in an instant, threw Milim down on the sofa and said angrily: "Don't think about escaping for me, you will eat the most in the past few days, and obediently give me weight loss!"

Miriam protested hoarsely: "I don't want to! I don't want to lose weight! Losing weight is the most annoying!"

Limuru snorted coldly: "The protest is invalid, if you dare to escape, there will be no snacks this week!"

"Huh?!How can this be?"

Milim instantly shrugged her head, although the guild now has a lot of delicious food, but the snacks made by Rimuru are still everyone's favorite and the lifeblood of foodies, not to mention the snacks made by her best friends, but they are full of love!

Miriam looked at Limulu pitifully, hoping to hear the tragic end of the escape movement by selling cuteness, but a certain slime has now become hard-hearted, and after Wang Milim stuffed a small dried fish in his mouth, he stood on the sofa and said loudly: "Does anyone want to play football?"

"Football?!"

Lin Ai was shocked: "Brother, don't you still have the stupid idea of revitalizing the national football team, right? If you can't eat more than 50 sea cucumbers in one go, you can't join at all, and the old sister advises you to give up!"

A big question mark appeared on Kiana's little head: "Xiao Ai, why do you play football in your country better than eating sea cucumbers?

"Uh...... This ......"

Lin Ai didn't know where to start for a while, after all, the football ...... in his own country I'm really speechless!

"Who would think like that!"

Limuru pouted and waved his hand: "How much can I do so much, how can I, the president of a small dimensional trade union, a cute and kind slime, complete such a difficult task as revitalizing the national football team?"

The union members who didn't know why were a little confused: "What? difficult task? (00)?"

"Hey~"

Lin Ai couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "You don't understand the situation of our national football team, to give you an example, if our national football team wants to have a close competition, then the rival players have to go to kindergarten......"

"What a kindergarten!"

Limulu glared at each other, and corrected solemnly: "Don't you know how powerful the level of kindergarten is? Is it something that the national football team can deal with? The evenly matched opponent should be the disabled table, and it must be a disabled foot, and it is better to be a little blind, so it is called evenly matched!"

Lin Ai suddenly realized, understood his mistake and immediately corrected it, put his hands together and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry brother, I accidentally overestimated their level." "

"High ...... Overrated?!(0Д0)?!"

Everyone froze in place, feeling that Rimulu and Lin Ai seemed to have some serious illness, but they were also a team made by the state, even if the level was low, it couldn't be so low, right?

"It's really that difficult!"

Bronya stared at the guild panel with a cute expression of shock, which frightened many people in the guild, what could make Ban Duck so out of shape?

Kiana's concern: "Bronya, are you alright?

Ciel was also a little worried: "Sister Bronya, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm fine. "

Bronya touched Xi'er's head, and then explained: "I just heard Rimuru say that it is difficult to revitalize the national football team, so I was a little curious and sent the [Revitalization of the National Football Team] to the task bar, and the task level given was 10 stars. "

"Poof!" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

"How many stars?!"

"Are you sure it's just to revitalize the national football team, and not to destroy some super powerful evil boss?"

..............................

Everyone including Rimuru was shocked, the guild's task bar will automatically mark the specific level of the task, 1~3 stars will involve the entire planet at most, 4~6 stars will affect the universe, and 7~9 stars will be beyond the universe and involve the world at most, as for the enemies faced by 10 stars and above will be beyond the level of power.

For example, the supreme god of the Cthulhu Mythos, the lord of blind foolishness, Azatos, the last sacrifice of the Heaven-Covering Trilogy, the orthodox Taoist Sanqing sage [Non-Divine Romance], the Lord of Hunyuan who devours the starry sky, etc., in general, the heavens and all worlds are at the level of a big man!

"10-star difficulty mission...... Bronya, are you sure you're playing football?"

The corners of Kiana's eyes twitched, it was clear that she was very easy to complain, and she had practiced to the realm, but now she didn't know how to complain at all.

"It should be...... Right?"

Bronya was a little unconfident, if she hadn't personally typed and inquired, she wouldn't have believed that it would be so difficult to play football well!

"Forget it, let's change it to volleyball. "

Rimuru felt that football was too difficult, and raised his little paw and said, "Don't continue to talk about such irrelevant topics, who wants to play volleyball, beach volleyball!"

"I'm going!I'm going!~(▽)/~"

Many people raised their little paws, as a union that was either doing trouble or on the way to make trouble, what could be more appealing to them than playing games?

Of course, it's more fun to play!

"Then we'll go now. "

Rimuru said excitedly, "Since so many people have to play volleyball, why don't we just hold a beach volleyball game?"

"I agree!"

"I raise my hands and feet in agreement!"

"Then I'll participate in the competition!"

....................................

After hearing that it had become a game, everyone enthusiastically signed up here in Limulu, and it soon became a large-scale event with full participation, and Limu also gave the event a nice name - Summer Beach Volleyball Battle!~(▽)/~

"Let's go!"

With Rimuru's order, the army immediately moved in the direction of the beach, and soon arrived at the designated place for battle, rushed into the changing room and began to change clothes.

When Rimuru came out of the changing room, she had changed into a simple blue swimsuit, but although the swimsuit was very simple, she was wearing it very well, and she belonged to the little cutie who wanted to take it home and raise it when she saw it!

"Sister~"

Lin Ai's eyes sparkled when she saw Rimulu come out, and without saying a word, she jumped up and hugged Rimulu, rubbing it in her arms: "How can it be so cute? If someone abducts her...... It's going to be miserable, right?"

"Fuck off!"

Rimuru rolled her eyes angrily, the plot of some comics is absolutely impossible to appear on her!

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Lin Ai smiled playfully, stuck out her little tongue and led Luo Xue into the changing room, and when they came out, the two also changed into their beautiful swimsuits.

It didn't take long for the competition venue to be built, and seeing that the competition was about to start, the players who participated in the competition began to form their own teams.

And Rimuru naturally has to bring Milim with her, otherwise there will definitely be a little mood after the game, and I don't know how many snacks I have to pay to coax it.

In addition, the remaining 4 people are her stupid old sister and Luo Xue, as well as her favorite aster sauce and julai sauce.

After the team was formed, Rimulu did not forget to cheer for his team: "Come on, everyone, our goal is the championship, I will make you a good meal if you win the championship!"

Miriam instantly raised his morale: "I've won the championship! No one is allowed to rob me!(▼ヘ▼)"

Lin Ai: "Uh...... My dear Ernie sauce, have you forgotten that we play volleyball to lose weight, and if the reward is good food, then what's the point of us playing?"

Rimuru: ".................. Van ".