Dimensional slime

【Dimensional Labor Union Headquarters】

Every time a newcomer joins the guild, there is always a lively welcome party...... Well, although it's a party every day.

"To welcome Ayu to the guild, everyone—cheers!"

"Cheers!"

"Bang~"

"Gurgling...... Sure enough, you should drink a cold drink in the summer, it's much more comfortable!~(▽)/~"

After drinking the iced drink in the cup in one gulp, Limu licked his lips with unfinished dew, it is worthy of the drink ATOM in the full menu of the earth, and it tastes just the right amount of sweet and sour, it is simply crooked!

The table in front of him was filled with a variety of delicacies, all made with ingredients brought back from the food world, including seven dishes from Earth's full menu...... What, you ask, shouldn't it be an eight-course dish?

Please, who's going to eat monkey balls except for super perverts!

In addition, even the GOD, which still takes a while to fully mature, has been dug alive from the depths of the earth by Virudra with a shovel, and then forcibly matured by time acceleration, and has now been made into several large plates of fried bullfrogs...... Well, if it's a bullfrog.

[GOD: "I slept well, and suddenly it was made into a dish!(T^T)"]

"My good niece, my good niece, don't take it all!"

VIRUDRA LOOKED AT THE MEAT DISHES THAT WERE TAKEN AWAY BY MIRIAM AND TOOK THEM OFF THE PLATE, AND HIS HEART WAS DRIPPING BLOOD, BUT HE HADN'T EVEN HAD TIME TO EAT A BITE!

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Miriam held the big plate with a wicked smile and playfully stuck out her little tongue at Verudra: "Slightly, I don't want it!ahhhhhhh

Before she could finish speaking, Miriam lifted the plate and sucked all the meat dishes inside into her mouth as if she were drinking water, and then covered her little face that had been stretched to the point of 07 and let out a moan of great satisfaction.

"Well, really...... Ahh......hh It's so delicious!"

Miriam felt so delicious that she burst into tears, and "Captive World of Food" is simply heaven!

"My Meat ......"

Virudra looked at Miriam with a face full of enjoyment, his eyes were resentful, he is also your uncle, and he is also a dear, is it really good for him like this?

"Sally, try this rainbow jelly, it tastes so good!"

While eating the jelly, Mei Pulu did not forget to give Amway to others, facing the jelly that had been delivered to her mouth and Mei Pulu's expectant eyes, Sally could only enjoy the other party's feeding with helplessness.

"I've decided!"

Tang Sanzhuang shouted while stuffing it into his mouth: "Tomorrow I will go to "The Captive of Food" to spread Buddhist culture and build a new Leiyin Temple there!"

"Spreading Buddhist culture?"

Hearing Tang Sanzhuang's bold words, not to mention others, even Teacher Saitama couldn't help but complain: "Sanzhuang, you obviously went to eat delicious food under the guise of preaching, right?

"Why are you memorizing Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang San continued to eat indifferently, and said while eating: "No matter how familiar you are with the Buddhist scriptures you read, it's not useless to run to do bad things, instead of memorizing those useless Buddhist scriptures and cultivating those golden bodies that will only sit on the stone platform, it is better to do more good deeds." "

"Just like we are now, we go to take on tasks when we have nothing to do, help others save the world, compared to those Buddhas who only cross the primordial people, we are the Buddhas, right?"

"Huh?!(0Д0)?!"

Everyone looked at Tang Sanzhuang in disbelief, as if they were looking at some rare species.

"What's wrong?"

Tang Sanzhuang didn't know why, so he touched his bare head suspiciously and asked, "Is there anything wrong with what I said?"

"No, it's not. "

Rimuru shook her head lightly and said in surprise, "We just didn't expect you to say such philosophical words...... Wait, you're not going to be taken away?!!"

"Take?!"

The cheerful atmosphere of the banquet couldn't help but freeze in an instant, and before Tang Sanzhuang could react, Whitebeard and Roger pressed his shoulders left and right, and the two supreme knives from Yun Che and Ace didn't know when they hit his neck.

Roger yelled, "Bastard, who the hell are you?

The white-bearded uncle looked fierce: "Good guy! No wonder you can say such things, it turns out that you are not the original Tang Sanzhuang at all!"

"You're enough!!"

Tang Sanzhuang's face was red with anger, and his neck was thick, and he patted the table to justify: "I am also the second-in-command of Buddhism in our world, is there anything wrong with knowing the concept of Buddhism?

"Clever? hahahahahaha......"

A paramecium laughed and leaned back, as if he had just heard the funniest joke in the world, and even his stomach hurt from laughter.

"Kiana. "

Bronya complained expressionlessly: "I can understand when others laugh, why are you laughing, are you stupider than you?"

Kevin Old Ancestor raised his eyebrows and asked, "Brother Sanzhuang, don't blame me for being too talkative, since you said that you are very smart, then why did you fall to the point of being suppressed by the Buddha and others at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain?"

"Huh...... This ......"

Tang Sanzhuang's old face turned red, and the momentum that had finally risen up instantly dropped to the freezing point, and he shrunk his neck and weakly defended: "That...... cough cough cough ...... I was imprisoned because I had too much food and I had to eat them all poorly...... It's not because I'm stupid...... There is nothing to do with eating a lot and being smart...... Probably. "

"Hahahahaha......"

Laughter resounded in every corner of the union, and the banquet continued after the atmosphere was restored.

"That's right, Sister Rimuru. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Liuhua leaned over her little head and asked curiously, "How did Acacia last up?"

"Well, I didn't kill him in the end. "

Rimuru shrugged: "I just separated him from NEO and threw them into the guild's dungeon, if nothing else, their challenge is now open, and the drops should be all kinds of ingredients." "

Although Rimuru and Ah Lu joked that they wanted him to join the Father's Sorrow Alliance, it was really just a joke between friends, and it should not be taken seriously.

Although Acacia and NEO have done all the bad things, but no matter what, Acacia is Ayu's biological father after all, even if Ayu hates Acacia to the core, but if he really solves each other in front of Ayu, it will still have a negative impact on Ayu.

So it's better to throw them into the dungeon, so that the two of them can continue to shine in it, contributing all kinds of precious and delicious ingredients to everyone.

"The meatball star stew is ready!"

At this moment, Aster's voice came from the kitchen, and the wanton aroma had already aroused everyone's hunger before the person came out.

"It smells so good...... Suck ......"

The saliva of Miriam and the others was already flowing out, and a pair of big eyes were all staring at the kitchen door without blinking, and when Aster came out with the soup, she couldn't wait to pounce immediately.

"Come, everyone, try my craft!"

Aster smiled and put the soup on the table, through the transparent glass, you can clearly see that the soup inside is as clear as water, and the large and small balls are suspended in the soup irregularly, slowly rotating like a corner of the cosmic starry sky.

In fact, these balls are the real planet, the edible balls that Aster and the others found in the universe, compressed into the size of ordinary balls and used to stew soup!!

"That one is creamy...... It's grape-flavored...... It's a meatball star!!"

Miriam's little nose trembled slightly, and he had already smelled many of the meatballs in the soup, and picked up the soup spoon and filled himself with a large bowl of meatball soup, which was full of more than a dozen delicious meatballs.

Then Miriam couldn't wait to scoop up a purple ball star with a spoon, and opened her blood basin mouth to swallow it all in one gulp.

"Ahh......h Well, it's delicious!~(▽)/~"

Miriam is so delicious that she keeps stomping her little feet, the heart of the meatballs is like a rice ball after being bitten, and the delicious sauce overflows from the gap, and after passing through the taste buds, the deliciousness reaches the depths of the soul, which is simply irresistible, and after eating one, I immediately want to eat the second one!

"I'm going to eat the Evening Pill Star too!!"

Seeing that Miriam was eating so happily, everyone couldn't hold back the cravings in their bodies anymore, and joined the ranks of making soup.

Aster smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's just a white taste, there are spicy flavors, garlic fragrances, etc. in the kitchen, enough for all of us to eat to our heart's content!"

"Aster sauce~"

Rimuru asked, "How many pills did you fish?"

Aster's face was slightly red, and she seemed to be a little embarrassed: "This...... We may have a little bit more 497, probably a few million or so. "

"Millions of planets?!(0Д0)?!"

Ah Yu, who was eating, was stunned by shock, looking at the pill stars that were about to be wiped out one by one, and suddenly felt that NEO didn't seem to have eaten much.

At the very least, if the other party wants to eat hundreds of planets, I'm afraid it will take at least a few million years, but put it in the union...... It only takes one meal, and you can continue to eat at noon and in the evening, and you can even eat more!

I'm afraid that even if I get NEO over and let the other party eat hard, even if I eat it alive until I vomit, I won't be able to eat so much food.

"My world won't be eaten up, will it?"

Ah Yu suddenly became worried, he originally thought that he would not be able to finish the food in his world, but now it seems that it is a question whether he can survive a month.

"Don't worry, Ayu-kun. "

Seeing Ayu's concern, Rimuru smiled and comforted, "We can cultivate a new food universe based on your world, and if I'm in a hurry, I'll be able to make quite a few tomorrow, so you don't have to worry about it at all." "

Ah Yu couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Can you even do such a thing as cultivating a food universe?"

"Absolutely. "

Rimuru continued, "If you want, you can also join the project to cultivate the food universe, and I can make any unique food you want to eat, such as chocolate stars, vodka stars, I can make them!"

By the way, Ah Lu and Whitebeard and others are also addicted to alcohol, and every meal is the type of no drinking.

"Chocolate Star?!Where!I'm going to eat!"

Miriam, Mei Pulu and the others, who were eating the balls, instantly raised their little heads, and their sparkling eyes swept around like searchlights, trying to find the chocolate star that made their hearts flutter, it was simply the legendary dream love star, okay?

Limulu rolled her eyes helplessly, rubbed the little heads of a few people around her dotingly, and said, "Don't worry, I'll go and get it for you tomorrow, and then one for each person, no, it's as much as you want!"

"Rimuro-chan is the best!~(▽)/~".