Dimensional slime
Chapter 966
"Whoa!!"
Didi, a wild orangutan dinosaur jumped out—
Miriam: "Don't get in my way—Miriam's Fist!"
Yingbao: "Paimon missile!"
Paimon Jr.: "Ahhh!!h
Madara: "Susa Nenghu - everything is slashed!"
Mepru: "Maximum power laser!"
Dididi, the wild orangutan was defeated.
..............................
"My best friend, why did this ugly thing pop out and scare us?"
Miriam pointed to a jumbled mass of creatures in front of her, blinking wide, confused.
Obviously, she obediently ate fruit all the way, but when she walked here, this ugly thing jumped out from the side and yelled at her, and then ...... was turned into a mess by everyone, and she very much suspected that the other party was here to give away someone's head.
"Forehead ............"
Rimuru looked at the gibberish in front of him a little bit, and it took a while for him to come back to his senses and shrug his shoulders and say, "Remember when I said that there are four teachers in the Seventh Continent? This orangutan dinosaur is one of them." "
After speaking, he pointed to the group of monkeys carrying the sedan chair for everyone, and continued: "He should have known that these monkeys attacked us unruly, so he came here and wanted to personally execute us and these apes, but the result was ...... He walked with honor. "
Being able to withstand so many big moves from the guild people at the same time before she died, this monkey is not in vain, but she died a little fast, she didn't have time to pull out her sword and cut it twice just now, she was already beaten into a mess by everyone, and she was embarrassed to be a teacher with this kind of strength?
Maybe it's just the relationship between the ape king!
[Orangutan dinosaur that appeared for less than a second: "Do I have to say sorry to you?"
When a few people were chatting, the apes carrying the sedan chair were already sweating profusely, especially those apes who started quickly at the beginning, and all the hair on their bodies was already wet.
Originally, when they saw the orangutan dinosaur, most of the apes wanted to commit suicide on the spot immediately, so as not to be caught and tortured by the other party, but before they could grab the ground with their heads, the orangutan dinosaurs that they regarded as invincible only had time to roar, and they were forced to ascend to heaven on the spot!
Seeing the orangutan dinosaur turn into a mess, they finally understood that this group of outsiders was neither 447 prey nor hunters, but had to erect statues to make offerings - ancestral people!!
"What do you see, stand up straight for me!"
Miriam glared at him, and the apes who were carrying the sedan chair were frightened, and hurriedly stood up straight, as if waiting for others to review the army, and even the sedan chair was lifted upright.
"Well, yes, yes. "
Miriam nodded with satisfaction, and finally lay back on his palanquin and continued to eat the fruit, and this time the apes next to him not only handed the fruit, but also sent a few apes to give Miriam a leg and pinch his shoulder, which was more delicate than serving the emperor.
Defeated...... Well, after the orangutan dinosaur was killed in seconds, everyone continued on the road, and this time nothing that didn't have long eyes dared to run out and block the way, and it only took more than an hour for the kung fu apes to carry everyone to the center of the seventh continent, Baig Mountain.
And when the team came to the foot of BaiG Mountain, the most eye-catching thing at first sight was not the Baig Mountain where the King of Apes lived, but a towering ancient tree not far from the foot of the mountain.
"Wow!"
The crowd was amazed, but not because the tree was too big, but because of the canopy......
"It's beautiful! It looks like a starry sky!"
Little stars twinkled in Mepru's eyes, not special effects she had made herself, but the starry canopy of the Tree of First Cry reflected in her pupils.
When everyone came to the bottom of the Tree of First Cry, the time seemed to go straight from day to night, and when they looked up, they were full of stars, and countless stars were hidden in the dark canopy and shining brightly, which was simply beautiful.
"I'm going to pick the stars to play!~(▽)/~"
Miriam roared, and with a slight jump in the next second, the whole person turned into a streamer and rushed towards the canopy.
"Miriam-chan, wait for me!
Mappru's lovely stomp stomped after him, and in a short time most of them flew to the canopy of the Tree of the First Cry to pick up the stars.
Aster also stretched her waist and was just about to fly up, when she found Rimuru lying on her seat leisurely without moving, and couldn't help asking, "Lady Rimuru, aren't you going to pick the stars?"
"Well, I'd better not go. "
Rimuru smiled slightly, her smile was as pure and friendly as an angel, and anyone who saw this scene had to at least increase their favorability to the fullest!
"Okay, then I'll go~"
Aster didn't suspect him, waved her hand at Rimuru and flew up.
And Limuru was also unmoved, as well as Xiao Lizhi and others, at this moment they all gathered together to look at the starry sky above their heads, their big eyes were full of longing for the stars, but they just didn't move.
Little Klee pouted and said, "Sister Lizhen, are we still going?
Kangna-chan hung her head next to her: "Kangna-chan also wants to pick the stars, go back and give them to Kobayashi ......"
Qiqi licked the ice cream: "Stars...... Is it good to make ice cream?"
Looking at the disappointed expressions of the little friends, Xiao Lizhi sighed, patted the two of them on the shoulder in the tone of a passer-by, and said, "You are still too young, didn't you see the expression of Sister Rimuru just now?"
Klee and the others tilted their little heads and were puzzled: "See? It's cute, is there anything wrong?"
"Of course there is a problem!"
Xiao Lizhi didn't know when she put on her glasses, and summoned a small blackboard to analyze calmly and calmly: "Sister Rimuru's smile just now seems to be five points pure and five points friendly on the surface, but we have to see the essence through the phenomenon. "
"Sister Rimuru loves to laugh on weekdays, she laughs when she rubs us, or when she pours Uncle Sakata Gintoki into a spring, or when she spoils everyone, no matter what kind of smile there is always a fixed black belly or two, you should know this very well, right?"
"Clear, clear. "
The little ones only nodded like pounded garlic, and because they were too cute, they were held in Limuru's arms and rubbed around every day, and they were definitely at the forefront of the union in terms of their understanding of Rimuru!
"So think carefully about the smile you just had!"
Xiao Lizhi slapped the blackboard, leaned on the frame of the mirror and said in a deep voice: "The seemingly pure and friendly exterior is actually the inside—it's all deep black belly!!"
"Na...... Nani?!(0Д0)?!"
Lori's people were shocked when they heard this kind of rebellious words, but after calming down and savoring it, they found that Li's words were not unreasonable!
Little Klee's sideburns left a drop of cold sweat: "Speaking of which...... Indeed, although the smile of Sister Rimuru just now was cute, it gave people a feeling that it was a little ...... False. "
Kangna-chan nodded and added, "It's like acting, like the expressions of those bad guys in the TV series who want to hide their true purpose." "
"Wow Cool Wow Cool ......"
Aniah's eyes flashed with little stars: "In other words, Sister Rimuru is now a special offering, and she has an ulterior secret to hide from us, right?"
"That's right!" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Xiao Lizhi said firmly: "According to my analysis of Sister Limulu, the reason why she didn't pick them is probably because there is something wrong with those stars, Sister Limuru wants to wait for the rabbit to pit others, so we must not pick them!"
"Bang Bang ......"
There was a burst of applause in her ears, and Xiao Li's face was slightly red and she waved her hand shyly: "No need to applaud, I'm just Sister Limulu who has stayed with me for too long, so I can see the clues, and you can do it in the future!"
"That...... Sister Lizhi ......"
Little Klee weakly raised her little hand and said, "We haven't had time to applaud yet." "
Xiao Li blinked cutely, and wondered: "You didn't applaud?
"It's me who applauded, Xiao Li's voice is really good, just like the roundworm in my stomach...... Although it is impossible for slimes to have roundworms~"
A familiar voice sounded behind her, and before Xiao Lizhi could react, the person behind her had already taken the opportunity to wrap her arms around her waist, and her reddish face became bloodless at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Gollum ......"
Xiao Lizhi can guess who the person behind her is with her toes, not only because of the familiar voice and tone, but more importantly, the friends who she regards as her backing...... I've left her all and fled!
Xiaoli wants to cry without tears, she can already imagine her next miserable scene, but the so-called ants are still stealing life, at this moment she has entered the Jedi, but she still can't help but sell cute and pretend to be pitiful, not to be able to let go of herself, just to be able to leave a glimmer of life!
"Rimuru...... Sister Rimuru...... I know ...... wrong."
"Hey, hey, I don't listen—look at it, look at it, and then talk about it after rubbing!~(▽)/~"
"Daba—"
....................................
Ten minutes later, the lively little beauty had been completely spoiled by Rimuru, and at the same time, most of the stars on the tree of the first cry had been plucked by everyone, and they all flew back happily with their own stars.
"Dear friend, look at the stars I picked!"
Miriam was still the first to fly back, empty-handed compared to when she left, and she came back with a jewel about the size of a football in both hands.
Everyone else has the same orb in their hands, but there are slight differences in size, with the largest being a few laps larger than a basketball and the smallest being about the same as a tennis ball.
"Dear friend, take a look!"
As soon as Milim landed on the ground, she couldn't wait to share her star with Rimuru, but she didn't expect that when she approached with anticipation, Rimuru not only didn't come forward to greet her, but instead kept backing away!
Miriam couldn't help but be stunned, and a huge question mark appeared above her head: "Best friend, why are you avoiding me?"
"Hehehehe"
Rimuru smiled but didn't explain, but whenever Milim took a step forward, she would take a step back, always keeping her distance and not approaching.
"Dear friend, are you challenging me?"
Miriam's eyes narrowed and became serious, and then she stepped out of her legs and planned to sprint directly, she would never give up if she couldn't rub her best friend!
"Wait, I have something to say!"
Rimuru made a pause gesture, and Milim, who was about to sprint, could only scratch her head in confusion.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Rimuru coughed lightly, attracted everyone's attention, and then said with a smile, "Do you know what the star in your hand actually is?"
"What is it?" (00)?"
Rimuru said: "Well, in fact, they are the ingredients of the Seventh Continent in the "Earth Complete Menu", representing the soup dish - [PAIR]!"
"Nani?!(0Д0)?!"
Everyone who was originally puzzled widened their eyes, looking at the round stars in their hands, and couldn't believe that this thing could be in the soup, and ...... Why are there so many of them?
It is clear that the AIR representing salad can only grow one in hundreds of years, but there are at least thousands of them in the soup stock [PAIR tree!]
Rimuru smiled and asked, "Are you wondering why there are so many [PAIR]?"
Guys, you look at me, I look at you, but I can't help but nod and look at Rimuru with big inquisitive eyes, wanting to know the answer.
However, Rimuru did not answer directly, but asked rhetorically, "Do you know what the essence of PAIR is?"
Everyone was even more puzzled: "[What is the nature of PAIR?, does this have anything to do with a lot of it?(00)?"
The corners of Limulu's mouth rose slightly and said, "These [PAIR] are actually the Ape King, to be precise, a part of the body of the Ape King's race. "
"The role of [PAIR] is an object that male apes use to show off their heroic appearance when courting female apes, similar to the feathers of male peacocks. "
"The brighter and larger the [PAIR], it means that the stronger the other party, and the more qualified it is to leave more descendants. "
Everyone nodded in realization: "Oh, I see!"
"Dear friends. "
Milim pointed to the star in his hand and asked, "Then what part of these apes is this pair?"
Hearing this, the smile outlined at the corner of Limulu's mouth became brighter and brighter, and the next second, he calmly spit out a sentence under everyone's gaze-
"It's their testicles!"
..............................
Heaven and earth fell silent.
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