Dimensional slime
Chapter 963
"Whew...... Call...... It's just a horse...... Call...... As for that?"
Lu Bu gasped and didn't want to speak, he didn't remember how many people he had kicked out of the field, and he hadn't counted how many more people he had to kick to win, he only knew that before the last person other than him was kicked out - he, Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian, must not fall!
"Brother Fengxian, do you dare to be distracted when you fight against me? Are you looking down on me, or are you looking down on me?"
The heavy sword was slashed head, Lu Bu returned to his god and blocked the heavy sword, and the ghost and god phantom appeared behind him, turning into a state of three heads and six arms and swinging several halberds in a row, forcing the other party to retreat to hundreds of meters away.
With a long sigh of relief, Lu Bu looked at the person in front of him and said slowly: "
Emperor, don't talk nonsense, I don't look down on you at all, let alone underestimate you. "
"Oh?"
Iskandar showed his disbelief: "Then what did you mean by being distracted just now? Don't you try to fool me!"
"Hehe......"
Lu Bu chuckled: "I'm just thinking about how to get rid of you as quickly as possible with the least effort." "
"Solve me with the least effort? and the fastest? poof, hahahahahaha......"
The Emperor couldn't help but be stunned, and after reacting, he couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.
He, the king of conquest, had conquered countless kingdoms, making the Kingdom of Macedonia the largest kingdom in the world at that time, how could anyone dare to say that he could easily defeat himself?
Although he admired Lu Bu's strength and heroism, it didn't mean that the other party could offend his majesty as a king, since he dared to say such a rebellious remark, then be ready to face his anger!
The Emperor narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Then Brother Fengxian, have you thought of a way?"
Lu Bu nodded: "I did think of it." "
"Hahahaha......"
The emperor laughed again, and finally stopped, and straightened up his well-developed chest muscles: "Then let's demonstrate it, this king really wants to see if you have any good ideas." "
Lu Bu smiled and said nothing, and although the emperor just laughed, he didn't have any relaxation in his heart, and stared at Lu Bu with 200% of his spirit, taking in the other party's every move.
Time passed slowly, sweat continued to overflow from his forehead, slid across the emperor's resolute face and dripped from his chin, falling straight to the earth from a height of hundreds of meters, and finally let out an incomprehensible sound - ding dong!
"Look!"
Saying that it was too late, Lu Bu instantly raised the index finger of his left hand, and the emperor thought that the other party was going to use the long-lost six-vein divine sword, so he hurriedly put the big sword horizontally in front of him as a shield, but as soon as he took a pose, he heard the second half of Lu Bu's words: "There is an alien flying saucer behind you!"
"Huh?" (00)?"
The Emperor froze in place for a long time, feeling that his posture was a bit of a shark eagle, and after a long silence, he looked up, and could vaguely see an illusory crow flying over his head, and said: "Quack... Wail... Wail... Wail... Quack..."
Although he didn't know how to speak, he could understand the meaning very clearly at this moment, and the meaning was very simple, in general: "Fool." "
"Lu-Feng-Xian!!"
The Emperor's eyes widened, and he roared angrily: "Are you taking me for an idiot? This kind of thing paramecium won't believe it, okay? I won't be stupid enough to look back and give you a chance to sneak attack!"
The damage is not great, the insult is extremely strong, and the emperor who breaks the defense is determined to avenge his IQ, and summons the Shenwei chariot to rush over and fight the other party to the death!
However, Lu Bu did not panic at all, but still pointed behind the Great Emperor and said, "Then what if I say that Karp is holding a magic fairy wand and preparing to transform into a little demon immortal?"
"Nani?!(0Д0)?!"
The emperor, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, was instantly frightened......, looked back at the back without hesitation, and at the same time hurriedly took out his sunglasses and put them on himself, and roared hoarsely: "Uncle Karp, you wait first! Huh, there's no magic wand, huh?"
Halfway through the roar, the emperor realized that Uncle Karp was eating fairy shells in the audience, and there was no trace of the magic fairy wand in his hand at all.
The Great Emperor was silent again, took a deep breath and turned around and scolded: "Lu ...... Poof!"
"Bye-bye!"
As soon as the words came out of the mouth for less than a second, Lu Bu, who came to his side at some point, kicked him in the middle of the abdomen, and before the emperor could say the second word, he spit out a mouthful of salt soda, and then turned into a meteor across the sky.
When the figure of the emperor disappeared completely, the belated greeting came from the sky: "Humble ...... Disdain......"
"Hoo ......"
Lu Bu wiped the sweat on his forehead, and silently praised himself for solving a strong enemy without bloodshed, it is still useful to look at "Sun Tzu's Art of War" more in these years, and he will only be tough in the past, how can this move be easy?
"Old Lu, when did you become so despicable?"
Zhang Laosan, who saw the whole process on the side, was a little surprised, but he didn't expect that Lu Bu, who used to like the most positive and tough, has now become so insidious and cunning, this is really the old Lu he knows, who is not taken away by others?
Lu Bu looked at Zhang Laosan in surprise, and couldn't help but say after being silent for a while: "Are you really embarrassed to call me despicable?"
Zhang Laosan frowned and subconsciously wanted to refute, he is a dignified and upright male god, where is there any place in his body that is despicable?
But before he could open his mouth to refute, Dian Wei's cry sounded under him: "Whoa, whoa...... Let go...... You let me go!"
"Obviously, you proposed to fight empty-handed, and you said that it was very hot to fight like this, and tricked me into taking off my clothes, but you ...... after taking off your clothes. Just use the claw hand of the milk dragon, the proficiency is still high, you can't dodge left and right, despicable! despicable!"
Dian Wei's wail resounded in the sky, attracting the audience's sideways, and when they saw clearly the moves used by Zhang Fei, everyone in the audience gasped, never expected that Zhang Fei, who looked like a jade and a son, would have such a perverted hobby and do such a shameless thing to Dian Wei!!
"Cough cough ......" (read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Zhang Fei's old face flushed, being stared at by so many people, even he was a little embarrassed, seeing that everyone was about to look at him with the same eyes as looking at a pervert, he hurriedly stopped his trick and let go of Dian Wei under him.
Dian Wei, who was out of trouble, ran away, crying as he ran: "Woo woo woo...... I'm not clean! I'm defiled! I can't marry a wife in the future! Woo woo woo woo ......"
Everyone: "Phew! pervert!"
"I ...... I'm not...... Perverted ......"
Zhang Fei had the heart to explain, but everyone didn't listen at all, and some enthusiastic viewers even tried to call the police hotline, wanting the police uncle to arrest the pervert.
"Boom !!"
At this moment, an earth-shattering roar sounded in the distance, causing the entire continent to tremble slightly.
"What's going on, what's going on?"
Everyone who heard the movement stopped what they were doing and looked in surprise in the direction from which the sound came.
The baby pointed over there and said, "That seems to be the direction in which Sister Limuru and the others left, and they just said that they were looking for some ingredients?"
"Looking for ingredients?"
Hearing the baby's words, everyone was even more surprised, this movement was not like looking for ingredients, but like using an atomic bomb to set off fireworks, and all of them were at the level of Big Ivan.
"Herod~Herod~"
The king suddenly hissed, as if something important had happened, she wanted to leave but couldn't, because there was still a large group of cubs behind her to guard, how could she, as a mother, leave her child alone?
She has smoked this delicacy hundreds of times over the past tens of thousands of years, so this taste has long been deeply rooted in her mind, and even if she is thousands of miles away, she can smell the long-cherished delicacy, which is the smell of the fresh air inside the [AIR] that has been cooked!
This not only means that she can have a full meal, but also the best opportunity for her to give birth to healthy cubs, if she misses this opportunity and wants to wait until next time, it will take hundreds of years for AIR to mature, not to mention that a chef can finish cooking it, it will probably take thousands of years, and the cubs in her womb at the moment have little time......
Thinking of this, the horse king became more and more anxious, and the frequency of stepping on the ground became faster and faster, she knew that the person in front of her was definitely not something she could defeat, but the great power from her mother's love dispelled the fear in her heart, and she put on a fighting posture in the surprised eyes of everyone, ready to launch a stunt Breath of Extermination, and fight to the death with everyone!
"We're back!~(▽)/~"
Colorful clouds streaked across the sky, and when I fixed my eyes, I couldn't see the Rimuru who were running to find the ingredients, and behind the clouds was a huge disc with a diameter of 100 meters, and inside the plate was a fresh salad full of emerald green, exuding a clear aroma that made people drool!
One of the people who came back, including Miriam, Mepru, and even Limulu Benlu, all of them nibbled on a large piece of salad without stopping for a second from beginning to end.....
Virudra's eyes lit up, and she wiped her saliva and asked, "My friend, have you found anything good?
"You eat first, I have one more thing to do. "
Rimuru waved her little hand, then jumped off the cloud and flew straight to the King of Horses, then waved her little hand at the King of Horses and said, "Hello, Miss King Ma, I have something here that you need." "
Before the words fell, Limulu took out a transparent ball from his arms, which looked ordinary and unremarkable, but when it appeared, King Ma was instantly stunned, because the smell from this ball was so familiar, and she was 100% sure that it was the fresh air emitted by AIR!
Without saying a word, Rimuru smiled and threw the ball, the air that had been compressed to the limit was finally released after it broke out of her grasp, and began to spray endless fresh air in all directions.
"I wish you the best of luck in giving birth to a healthy cub. "
The horse king, who was still in a sluggish state, finally came back to his senses when he heard Rimuru's voice, and when he looked up, he saw a smile on Rimuru's lips, nodding gently to himself.
In fact, she 0.8 didn't understand what Rimuru was saying, but the other party's approach didn't need to be explained in words.
"Herod'......"
The King of Horses nodded gratefully at Rimuru, and then no longer hesitated to muster up all his strength and inhale all the fresh air gushing out in front of him.
Thirty-six trillion tons of air, even if the king of horses went all out, it took several minutes to inhale it all, and then her body like a mountain slowly crawled to the ground and began to give birth with all her strength.
"Herod'......"
The pain of childbirth made her body tremble, and at this moment she noticed that the little guy who had brought her air just now had come to her at some point and gently put his hand on her face.
The light of life bloomed in Rimuru's palm, gently washing the body of the horse king, greatly relieving the originally intense pain.
Rimuru said softly, "Don't worry, we won't hurt you and your baby, you will definitely be able to give birth to a healthy cub this time!"
Ma Wang completely relieved his heart, closed his eyes and continued his childbirth, and this time because there was no pain, the process of childbirth went extremely smoothly, and soon a hiss on behalf of new life and hope sounded in his ears-
"Herod'!!"
The sound sounded, the sky cleared, and countless chocolate rainbow bridges descended on the food world, connecting all the continents together!
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