Dimensional slime
Chapter 961
"Brother Lu, stop it!"
Zhang Fei was grief-stricken and wanted to wake up Lu Bu's sleeping heart, but he, who had already been confused by the horse, couldn't listen to anything at the moment.
"Hehehe......"
Lu Bu sneered: "Brother Lu, Brother Lu died three years ago! If I want to fix this horse, Jesus can't stop it, I said it!"
"Hey......"
Sun Ce let out a long sigh and stepped forward to persuade: "Two brothers, what are you doing? We have been friends for many years, but today we are sad and angry for just one horse, shouldn't you feel ashamed?"
"That's it!"
Meng Tian stood up and echoed: "In the past, I had a deep friendship with the two of you, and I thought that the two of us were heroes, but what you have done today is shameful to me!"
After speaking, Meng Tian spit out a mouthful of old phlegm with a sigh, and then turned his head to look at him, with a few big words written on his face that I disdain to be with him.
Lu Bu and Zhang Laosan fell silent, of course, they were not remorseful for their actions, but ......
"Meng Tian, are you embarrassed to say this?!"
Zhang Fei pursed his lips disdainfully, pointed at Meng Tian's nose and scolded: "Don't think I didn't see it, your eyes just now were much brighter than my old Zhang, and now you are embarrassed to stand up and criticize us? I see that you obviously want it, you shameless old Deng!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Meng Tian's old face turned red, and his momentum became stumbling as soon as he spoke: "The matter of the general... How can you call ...... Shameless...... BMW with Hero ...... It's normal......"
"Alright!"
Sun Ce waved his hand: "Brothers, don't argue anymore, how can our friendship be damaged because of a horse?" Although I don't want it, but in order to maintain the pure friendship between us, I have decided to sacrifice myself, this horse - leave it to me to take care of! Hahahaha......"
Before the words fell, Sun Ce laughed wildly and ran towards the king of horses, looking crazy like a pervert...... No, it's not Wanruo, it should be said that it's perverted!
Little Klee: "Uncle Policeman, come and catch the pervert!"
Sun Ce's sudden change frightened everyone, they never expected that the Jiangdong Little Overlord would still have two faces, and the King of Horses, who was regarded as the target, was even more frightened to retreat in Sun Ce's hot eyes, even as a king, it couldn't help but let out a burst of hiss!
"Dude...... I don't know him 207. "
Xiangxiang covered her pretty face in shame, ashamed to admit that she and the other party were brother and sister.
"Don't think about it!"
"Stop!
"Stop your despicable and shameless behavior!"
..................
Seeing this, Lu Bu and the others stopped arguing, and they all pounced on Sun Ce, and it took a lot of effort to finally get to the other party!
Sun Ce, who was stopped, had an extremely gloomy face: "Brothers, do you have to be like this?"
"Humph!"
Lu Bu snorted heavily, Fang Tian's painting halberd appeared in his hand at some point, and the cold glow of the halberd blade was already the best answer.
"Anything else can be discussed, this matter - there is no need to talk about it!"
Zhang Laosan is about to move with a snake spear, whoever dares to rob him today, he will poke 10,000 holes in someone's body in a row!
"Good! good!"
Sun Ce also tore off his disguise, took out an extra-large double-edged axe, and sneered: "Grandma, play hard with me, right?
And just when the three of them were about to start the battle, Meng Tianna also took out his spear and joined the battle circle and said: "I am also very interested in this horse, sorry!"
Zhang Laosan rolled his eyes and was speechless: "No, you are a war army, your main focus is to command the battle, and you don't have to charge into battle to fight, what's the use of you wanting a horse? It's okay to be idle, right?"
Generals can be divided into two categories according to different combat methods, one of which is the general who charges into battle, and the main thing is that the single combat effectiveness is strong.
And the other is the general who commands the legion and combines them into various military formations to meet the enemy, and Meng Tian belongs to this type, in terms of single combat effectiveness, Lu Bu can rub Meng Tian on the ground, but if he cooperates with the legion to form a military formation, then Meng Tian's strength will be qualitatively improved, if the number of the legion is large enough to run in well enough, he can even single-handedly kill the 6 righteous fathers of Lu Bu and become the strongest of the Father's Sorrow Alliance!
"You're clearly discriminating against your profession! What's wrong with the military formation? Who says you can't have a good horse when you play in the military formation? I want it! What can you do with me?"
Meng Tian glared angrily at Zhang Laosan, if he hadn't been single-handed, he would probably be pressed to the ground and beaten, he would definitely let this thief taste his marksmanship!
"I want this horse too!"
Guan Lao Er rushed out with the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, and his love for BMW was no less than that of several others.
"I want it too!"
Dian Wei ran out with a sledgehammer on his shoulder, and without saying a word, he was eighty hammers towards Zhang Laosan!
"I'll go!"
Zhang Laosan hurriedly blocked, glared at Dian Wei and scolded: "You want a hammer! When you are a three-year-old child? And can you ride a horse? You are a foot fighter!"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Dian Wei smiled honestly: "It doesn't matter if I don't have a horse, I just want to hammer people - look at the hammer!"
Dian Wei lifted the hammer and exerted his strength again, and the melee broke out completely as the hammer was knocked down again-
Lu Bu: "You want it all, right? You want to fight me, right? Okay! Very good! Then let's use the way of a military general to fight it out!"
Guan Yu: "You wait for the people who sell the first ......"
Zhang Fei: "Second brother, Lao Lu hasn't hung up yet, you have to wait for him to hang up before you can say that." "
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Several people fought in the clouds, and many people who also coveted the King of Horses also joined the battlefield with weapons when they saw this, including but not limited to King Duke, Karp, Saitama Sensei, Red Pill, King of Conquest and more than a dozen others, and even Yalbed changed into armor to participate in the "Battle for the King of Horses"!!
As for those who did not participate in the battle, they quickly transferred to the [Ultimate Melon Eating Crowd], sitting on the soft clouds drinking Coke and eating watermelon, quietly enjoying the [Hollywood] epic action blockbuster in front of them.
Limulu didn't forget to lay down the enchantment before eating the melon, otherwise the aftermath of the battle alone would be enough to wipe out the planet that was issued, and when he was done with this, he sat down next to Milim and ate the watermelon handed over by the other party and said, "Ahhh......h I can understand both the Dumb Hair King and the Emperor, and Red Pill is barely okay, but what the hell are Saitama and Karp?
Virudra shrugged: "Maybe they just want to fight, or maybe it's not a big deal to see the excitement." "
Rimuru rolled her lovely eyes, which might be outrageous if it were someone else, but if it was these two people...... Very beaver.
The flying squirrel rubbed his head and wondered, "I seem to remember that Jarbed didn't have a two-horned horse, and why did she get involved...... Eh!"
The flying squirrel was suddenly struck, covered his head and turned his head, wanting to see which bastard dared to knock him, but after seeing the other party, the fire that had just risen immediately disappeared without a trace, and said with a smile: "Jade record...... That one...... I...... This ......"
"Are you embarrassed?"
Jade Lu gritted her teeth and looked at the flying squirrel, and the depths of her eyes behind the lenses burned with rage: "Originally, I set the succubus of Jarbed so perfectly, but you bastard just changed the setting to only love you deeply?
As a perfectionist, the more Jade Lu thought about it, the more angry he became, if his eyes could kill, then the flying squirrel would have been cut by a thousand knives...... Wait(cdfj)Wait, this guy is a bone frame now, and there is no way to cut it with a thousand cuts!
"I know it's wrong!"
The flying squirrel who only knows the reason is very sincere in admitting his mistakes, but he can only admit his mistakes now, after all, it is impossible to return Jarbede to the factory for repair and change the settings again, right?
As time goes by, the battle becomes more and more intense, and the endless variety of tricks make the melon-eating crowd feast their eyes and applaud!
And the horse king Benma, who is the object of competition, is already a little ...... at this moment Muggles.
"What the hell is this?"
Ma Wang's eyes were a little dull, feeling that he was probably in the wrong place, and he didn't feel right horizontally or vertically, or he didn't wake up from sleeping, and he was still in a dream.
As the Eight Kings who have been in the food industry for many years, King Ma once thought that he and several other Eight Kings were already the strongest existence in the world, but now in the face of the battlefield ahead, he didn't even have the courage to step into it?!
Although it is unable to perceive specific energy fluctuations due to the existence of the barrier, its sensitive sixth sense is constantly telling it the fact that if it steps into the barrier, it will disappear in an instant, and the gap between itself and the other party cannot even be measured in words.
Even if the king of horses wants to break his head, he can't understand why there is a strong man of this level suddenly in the world, if there is only one, it will not feel that there is any problem, the key is to come to a bunch as soon as it comes, this is not a beaver at all!
"Damn...... Why are there so many people?"
Lu Bu was fighting, and finally kicked Zhang Fei and was trying to fight with Guan Yu, seeing that he would be able to beat Guan Yu out immediately, he took the space to raise his eyes and was suddenly dumbfounded, his face turned black and purple.
Obviously, at the beginning, only five or six people participated in the competition, but now the number of people fighting here and forth has not decreased, but has become more and more fighting, and now it has evolved into a huge melee of dozens of people......
Lu Bu gritted his teeth angrily: "You all learn to mix cement, right? Why can you mix it like this? Is it so difficult for me to want a good horse?!(▼Dish▼)"
Brother Saitama, your painting style is different from ours, okay?
And Brother Karp, if you are a vice admiral, I have nothing to say, but the question is that you are a vice admiral, how can you ride a horse in the navy? Let the horse learn light skills and float on the water?
Headmaster Dumbledore, my God, you're in your 100s, aren't you afraid to ride a horse, and go back to Hogwarts to teach!
Lingqi ...... My baby girl, you will let go of your father and me! Red rabbit horses have been turned into red rabbits by you, if this horse is turned into a rabbit by you again, I will really have a heart attack, you will lose a father who loves you!
"Smack!"
Lu Bu slapped him in the face and was completely speechless, there were most obstacles on the way for others to realize their dreams, and he was ...... now Hehe, I'm not blowing with you, this is a group of Godzilla King Kong, and all of them are super evolved, and Salted Egg Superman has to kowtow twice before leaving.
"Everyone, stop it!"
Miriam didn't know when she flew into the battlefield, her hands in her pockets were domineering, and everyone who had already played stopped and looked at Miriam to wonder what the other party wanted to do.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Miriam coughed twice and said, "The current situation is very clear, everyone here wants this big horse, right?"
Everyone looked at each other, nodded, and said, "That's right." "
Miriam continued, "The question is, if we fight like this, how long will it take to decide the winner? I'm afraid it will take at least a few months, but if we do play for a few months, what will we do with our journey to the food world?
"Of course not!"
Everyone vetoed it, although Malaysia is very attractive, but the most important thing for foodies is food, horses are things outside the body, and food can be eaten in the stomach!
"Well, that's right, we can't delay our next trip because of a horse. "
Miriam nodded in satisfaction, then raised her little paw and said, "So I propose that we divide the horse equally!"
Lu Bu was full of question marks: "Ping...... Points?"
Zhang Fei expressed doubt: "How to divide this horse?"
Meng Tian fell into deep thought: "Can this horse still be divided?"
Many generals who really wanted horses put out question marks, not understanding how to divide them, but doubts came and went quickly, because of Miriam's next sentence......
"I'm going to lose something......!"
Miriam rubbed her little hands excitedly, looked at the king of horses not far away and sucked his saliva, and his eyes were even more fierce: "I want the left hind leg of this horse, and you can look at the rest of the place, how about it?"
..............................
Lu Bu and the others were collectively silent, and after glancing at each other, they all picked up their weapons, and the BMW could be grabbed at any time, but the premise was that the horse was alive, so some foodies - when they were chopped, they would be chopped!(▼Dish▼)
"How about my right leg?"
Saitama Sensei raised his hand and said, not realizing that when he said this, the encirclement that was originally only aimed at Miriam silently split into two, and surrounded him as well.
Lu Bu: "Beat them!" (▼ヘ▼)"
Zhang Fei: "Tie these two goods together, and we'll talk about the rest later!"
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