The girl looked at Nia's noble goddess who was like a white swan, and then looked at herself, like an ugly duckling.

Suddenly dejected.

As expected, only a goddess can be worthy of such a good little brother.

Ye Xuan watched the girl leave and said to Nia:"I already have a girlfriend, and the limit of Feilu World cannot exceed X number of girlfriends, so you have no chance to be my girlfriend." Nia said seriously:

" I am Mr. Ye's assistant, and I should help Mr. Ye avoid all kinds of troubles."

After delivering the order, Ye Xuan suddenly felt hungry.

I walked into a roadside restaurant and planned to have something to eat.

Unexpectedly~~

I met an acquaintance again!

Yu Haitao, Song Siming, and a few people they didn't know were sitting together, bragging, chatting and spanking.

Thanks to Ye Xuan, who was wearing a delivery uniform and a helmet, he was not recognized by his classmates.

Ye Xuan tiptoed, walked aside, ordered a bowl of ramen, and started eating.

These classmates didn't notice Ye Xuan and started chatting.

When men get together, the topics are nothing more than work, women and the stock market.

But in the final analysis, these people have only one theme!

Show off!

A small gathering of classmates is like a show-off conference.

However, the level of pretentiousness of Yu Haitao and Song Siming has improved significantly recently. They no longer pretend hard, but instead use the method of pretending to be miserable.

Several people burst into tears when they talked about the stock market, as if the stock market had turned them into beggars.

"Alas, the stock market has plummeted recently. I am a leek, and it will be miserable to be harvested!"

"Yes, I was trapped badly too."

"Oh shit! I thought I was buying the bottom, but I didn’t expect that I was buying on the floor and in the basement. I was buying in the basement and there were eighteen levels of hell. I cried.~~"

One is more miserable than the other, crying for poverty.

Ye Xuan was eating on the side, watching with cold eyes, quietly watching your performance.

Sure enough, a few people pretended to be poor, and the painting style gradually became distorted.

Someone sighed and suddenly said:"You are miserable? Who dares to be miserable than me? I have a full 5 million, and I am trapped!"

Onlookers nearby took a breath of air.

The man had tears in his eyes and smiled bitterly:"I almost want to go to the rooftop.""

"Compared with me, who are you?"

Yu Haitao looked pained and desperate, and shook his head:"I lost too much, so I took 20 million without telling my girlfriend to cover my position!"

Everyone is confused~

O((⊙﹏⊙))o!

Holy crap!

20000000? Cover position?

"Even so,"

Yu Haitao still looked desperate:"My 20 million replenishment result only reduced the previous transaction cost by 25%! Still a loss!"

Everyone quickly calculated in their heads.

20 million to cover up the position, and it was reduced by 25%?

Then the funds invested in the stock market before were also ~~

20 million?

Oh no!

The people next to me were eating a bowl of ramen for 12 yuan, and they were too scared to speak..Song

Siming suddenly received a call.

His face changed drastically and he frowned. His expression was extremely serious, as if it was the end of the world.

"What? What did you say? 60 million? Are you using it to buy funds?"

"Honey, do you know that our family's conditions are not very good. It's not a wealthy family"

"Why didn't you discuss this 60 million with me and just use it to buy a fund?"

"Now, is it a big loss? Song

Siming put down the phone with a look of despair on his face:"Where are you just now?" Just crying and mourning? snort! Do you know how miserable I am? My wife, uh, I didn't tell you, I just got married. The woman’s family probably has some money. It’s just that my brain is a bit hard to use! My wife actually hid it from me! Take 60 million! Go buy a fund! You guys think, should this prodigal bitch deserve a beating? ?"

Only then did Ye Xuan know that Song Siming has become very arrogant recently. Is he married?

Everyone knows Song Siming's abilities, so what he meant is - showing off that he has found a rich woman! A rich woman who can spend 60 million to buy a fund.!

As soon as they heard the 60 million, Yu Haitao and the first person were silent.

Defeated!

Cry!

Damn, not only are you showing off your wealth, but you are also showing off your wife!

Not only you are showing off your wife, you are also showing off your rich wife!

You pretender Forced!

A group of people all despised Song Siming.

Song Siming was very proud of himself.

This pretending conference, where the world of pretending to talk about"meanness" in Huangshan, was about to end with forcing the king, Song Siming, and the new king to ascend the throne.

No one expected that this The time was the same as before, and a person sitting silently in the corner raised his head.

"What stocks are you buying?"

"Which ones? Write it down for me!"

Song Siming and Yu Haitao looked confused.

They casually mentioned the names of a few stocks.

The man suddenly took out his mobile phone and made a call with a loud voice:"Dad! Stop playing golf! Our classmates all lost money! Don't you happen to be a market maker for those stocks? Take action quickly! Pull up those stocks! Let them run away!"

The whole place was silent!

Thumbs up!

Awesome! Excellent!

The man looked helpless and said:"Dad, I know you have a cost as a banker! However, these classmates of mine are not the leeks you usually cut! I really can’t live with my classmates’ face. In this way, you can pull it off for a day! Just for one day, let them live! Ok? OK OK!

He put down the phone and said seriously:"My dad said it." For my sake, I will let you live. If you keep an eye on the stock market, there should be a small rise in the past two days. If you get back your capital a little bit, you can sell it right away! Clearance! He only gives you this kind of opportunity once!"

The whole audience was shocked!

Oh my god

, this is really awesome!

Those who pay 20 million to cover positions and 60 million to buy funds are all weak compared to this one.

They directly become the major shareholders and become the bookmakers! Cutting leeks!

Song Siming and Yu Haitao were all stunned.

At this time~~ the boss lady walked down with a fierce face:"Don't brag! Our small hotel is semi-underground and there is no cell phone signal! You have five bowls of ramen in total. Who will pay for it?"

Yu Haitao:"··"

Song Siming:"··"

Everyone:"···"

No, no signal?

Damn it, how can these people get through on their cell phones if there is no signal?

The atmosphere was very awkward for a time~~

Pretend, show off!

Ye Xuan almost laughed out loud.

These people are really stubborn, never stop living, and keep pretending.

The meaning of life to them is to show off. How is a life without showing off different from a salted fish?

The five people looked at each other. ashamed!

The pretense was exposed!

So shameless!

A series of dry coughs~~

O(*////▽////*)q!

They all stood up and wanted to leave.

But the landlady looked at her eagerly:"Five bowls of ramen! Who pays?"

Song Siming touched his pocket and felt ashamed:"Ah, I didn't bring my wallet!"

Yu Haitao:"I don't have any change!" Another:"I don't bring my mobile phone either!"

Five They looked at each other in disbelief~~

Surprisingly, no one could afford the 60 yuan.

People around were laughing.

"Let me go, the big guy who manipulates the stock market! I can’t even afford a bowl of ramen!"

"Rich people are really simple and unpretentious."

"5 million to buy stocks, 20 million to cover positions, 60 million to buy funds, and the big guys who directly act as bankers to cut leeks, but they can't afford 12 yuan for a bowl of ramen."

"You do not understand! All the big guys’ money is spent on harvesting leeks, so of course they have no money to eat noodles."

"Huashan talks about being mean, the king of pretense! Song

Siming and Yu Haitao were ashamed.

The landlady was disgusted and waved her hand:"Let's go, let's go!" I don’t want your money this time! Give it to me next time! Really! Don't delay me from playing cards!

She said to herself:"Yesterday, we actually lost to Erya's three stores!" Today, I must win it back!"

When the people around heard it~~ poof.

He poured out a piece.

Feelings, the boss lady is the king of pretense!

Ye Xuan finished a bowl of noodles, filled his stomach, and Bashi~~~

Ye Xuan continued to deliver takeaways.

But the navigation is tricky.

After a series of twists and turns, Ye Xuan was lost.

"Where is this?"

Ye Xuan looked confused and raised his head to look.

He found that he was actually in

Chaoyang Park in front of him.

Many old men, old women, old fathers and mothers gathered here.

From a distance, they looked like people going to the market. What was particularly exaggerated was that Many people were carrying umbrellas.

They opened their umbrellas and placed them on the ground. On the umbrellas, there were colorful pieces of A4 paper attached.

There were strings of numbers and words written on them in large fonts.

"Is this an underground market?

Ye Xuan was confused:"I have never heard that there is such a big free market in Chaoyang Park?" What are these old men and women selling?"

He looked at the order.

The location on the order was indeed in Chaoyang Park.

Ye Xuan knew that he had sent it to the right place, but he couldn't find the specific location yet. He simply put down his bicycle and walked in.

Ye Xuan walked casually When I arrived at a street stall, I asked an old man holding an umbrella:"Old man, what are you selling?

The old man glared at him:"I'm selling my daughter!""

Ye Xuan was startled.

Why are you still buying and selling people?

It's illegal!

Take a closer look.

Oh my god!

It's true~~

There was a notice posted on the old man's umbrella.

"Wu XX, female, 30 years old, technical secondary school education, height 160, weight 70 kg, monthly salary of 5,000, blind date requirements: outstanding men under 30 years old, height over 175, good appearance, monthly salary starting from 50,000, car and house, imperial capital Household registration, ~~ (a thousand words are omitted below)"

Ye Xuan:"···"

I rub it, ruthlessly!

Is this a blind date corner for relationships?

Ye Xuan has heard that big cities such as the Imperial Capital, Magic Capital, and Pengcheng have such blind date angles.

Old fathers and mothers who are worried about their children gather here one after another and engage in shameful human trafficking every day~~ To put it simply, they arrange blind dates for their children.

Looking carefully at the old man's conditions, Ye Xuan said:"···"

I can't laugh or cry.

Your daughter is 30 years old, has a technical secondary school degree, and a monthly salary of 5,000, but she asks a man to start with 50,000? have house, have car? Under 30?

"Old man, are your conditions a bit too high?

Ye Xuan smiled awkwardly:"In this way, can we find it?""

I just want to ask, how confident are you in this operation?

The old man snorted arrogantly and pointed to a line of small words below.

"A native of the imperial capital!"

Ye Xuan suddenly realized.

He surrendered to the big boss.

It turned out that he was a local and could not be offended.

Ye Xuan was walking in the blind date corner with the takeaway.

This blind date corner is really huge, and you can't see the end at a glance~~ there are countless The crowds of people are crowded here.

The shouts, ah, bah, are shouts, one after another.

It is more lively than the World Trade Center, and more crowded than the ten-mile foreign market on the Bund

"Look, a 25-year-old girl from the imperial capital! Looking for high-quality imperial men!"

"35-year-old imperial city girl, looking for a high-quality foreign man!"

"A 45-year-old Imperial City woman is looking for an ordinary Imperial City man!"

"55 year old female from Imperial City, looking for~~"

Ye Xuan was confused!

Shivering!

I wipe it! And there is a 55-year-old aunt in the imperial capital who comes looking for a partner and goes on a blind date? ruthless! horrible!

I just can’t laugh or cry~~

I was delivering food, and accidentally fell into the blind date corner?

This wave of operations is really exciting.

Ye Xuan took out his mobile phone and tried to contact customers while drifting in and out of the crowd. Extremely tragic.

He was helpless and could only see all kinds of notes.

The stalls here sell people, not only the umbrellas of uncles and aunts, but also more specialized advertising columns!

The advertising boards that are several meters high are densely packed with advertisements of various demographics, ah, they are blind date information!

All are in the same format, concise and concise, similar to small advertisements for buying a house.

"Male/female, XX years old, XX household registration, XX education, XX job/position, monthly salary XXX, whether you have a car, whether you have a house, whether you have three insurances and one fund··"

Where is this blind date? It’s like a vegetable market!

The conditions of young men and women are like cabbage here, being picked and bargained over.

Even Ye Xuan's conditions made him tremble after seeing them!

One by one, Glass is simply awesome!

Every uncle and aunt has their nostrils turned upward! Too awesome to even notice.

All kinds of shouts come and go

"My children are so outstanding, they are rare in the sky and unparalleled in the earth."

"Currently studying in an American Ivy League school! Graduate with an annual salary of millions of dollars!"

"Dropped out of college to start a business, already listed on NASDAQ!"

"I'm in the United States, I just got off the plane, I have an annual salary of one million, and I need to arrange a blind date one month in advance, and it can take up to 20 minutes!"

Ye Xuan discovered that this small dating corner actually has a chain of contempt.

The top of the food chain of the contempt chain is the center of everyone's attention!

A middle-aged couple is talking non-stop, showing off their daughter

"If you want to talk about my daughter, she is the real goddess!"

"Perfect appearance! The figure is perfect! Practice yoga and win the gold medal in international competitions! I randomly went to a fashion company and was forcibly detained as a cover model!"

"Once, I went for an interview with my classmate and best friend. When the CEO of a Fortune 500 company met her, he proposed to her in person!"

"It's a pity that my daughter decided not to like the foreigner and turned around and left!"

"The high-quality men found in various novels surround my daughter all day long. What kind of domineering president, what kind of young and wealthy son of a wealthy family, what kind of eldest son in the capital, what kind of king of soldiers in the army, what kind of handsome little naughty dog?~~"

"My daughter looks down on all of them!"

"She often said, what is marrying into a wealthy family? I am a wealthy person!"

"After graduation, I started my own business. At a young age, I already had three companies to my name!"

"Assets, I don’t even know how much they are!"

This couple is also very eloquent. They operate as fiercely as a tiger, and they talk incessantly. Everyone is dumbfounded and dumbfounded!

Ye Xuan is secretly speechless.

Awesome!

O( ̄▽ ̄)d!

You are the brightest kids on the street!

I feel that this blind date corner has wronged your daughter. Your daughter should go to Feichengwunuo. No, she is going to attend the American Hollywood Oscar Award!

There is no man in the whole world, on the whole earth, who can be worthy of your daughter. excellent!

This dating corner = show-off conference.

Ye Xuan smiled bitterly.

Why are you so miserable? I'm going to recite it today. Wherever I go, it's always a pretense meeting?

The uncles and aunties around me are not that knowledgeable.

When they heard that this couple spoke so well of their daughter, they were all moved.

"Such a good girl, show us the photos?"

"that is! No picture, no truth"

"I heard you praise me like a fairy, look at the real photos?"

"snort!

The woman said proudly:"Who are you?" Just let me take out real photos of my daughter so easily?"

"Let me tell you, if you don’t have a background of graduating from an Ivy League school, if you don’t have ten apartments in the imperial capital, if you have less than 8 digits worth of manuscripts at home, if your car doesn’t cost more than a million dollars, and if the man is less than 1.8 meters tall, don’t come here! Save me wasting my daughter’s time!"

The woman's nostrils were soaring to the sky, she was so domineering and powerful!

The people around her were dumbfounded~~

Ye Xuan curled his lips.

These days, your daughter is made of gold?

Even looking at a photo, her qualifications have to be checked. ?

You’re bragging.

The woman’s mouth went dry and she kicked her husband aside:"I don’t have the eyesight! I’ve been talking here for so long, why don’t you buy me a glass of water? The husband said with a grimace:"

I bought it, but the takeout hasn't arrived yet!""

"What kind of garbage takeaway is this? After a while, there will definitely be negative reviews!"

The woman was so arrogant that she cursed like a machine gun.

Ye Xuan lowered his head and looked.

I'll go.

My takeaway is a cup of milk tea, maybe it's theirs?

Speaking of elderly people, they are easy to be deceived.

This couple, Under such flattery, he packaged his daughter as a fairy and a true goddess who is unparalleled in the sky and on the earth, and some people are really tempted.

An old man came up and said with a smile:"My son almost meets your conditions!"

"I go~~"

The whole audience gasped.

Really?

Talent!

"Yeah?

The woman raised her triangular eyes and said proudly:"Really?" Take out the real estate deed and take a look!"

The old man really took out 10 house books from his arms!

They were lined up in a row.

The names on them were written clearly. They were all the same person!

Everyone took a breath of air.

"I go! This is a real boss!"

"Ten suites at home! incredible!"

"Awesome. Incredible"

"Give it to the big guys! The old man looked honest and honest:"My 10 housing books all belong to my son, and they are all in the school district!" Prime location! The total value is over 100 million! How about it? Is it enough?

The woman took one look, and her expression immediately became particularly enthusiastic:"Haha, in-laws!" This is the in-laws’ home!"

Her sudden change of attitude made everyone confused and shocked!

"What the hell! This face changes so quickly"

"Caught off guard!"

"···Arrogant at first and respectful at the end"

"Faced with the big boss of ten apartments in a school district, he turned into a licker in an instant?"

"Just call your in-laws! Speechless! Chu

Meng's mother grabbed the old man's hand and refused to let go. She was particularly enthusiastic:"I didn't expect that I was so destined to meet my in-laws here." Hahaha! Where is our son?"

"So, can you show me the photo of your daughter?

The old man said honestly:"Let me take a look and see if it is my family's food?""

"good!"

The woman looked proud and took out a photo.

Ye Xuan took a closer look.

Damn it!

Is n't this Chu Meng?

This couple is actually Chu Meng's parents?

Ye Xuan I couldn't laugh or cry.

Should I go burn incense recently? How come I always get into trouble with Chu Meng, a scheming bitch? It

's bad luck.

The old man looked at Chu Meng's photo and tried to keep his eyes open~~

I have to say, Although Chu Meng is a scheming bitch, she is still very good at deceiving people.

I don’t know how many filters I used, how much I paid to edit the pictures, and how much I paid to develop them. Anyway, this photo looks like that. She is very pure, and her appearance explodes from 80 points to 90 points!

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