City: The express delivery reward at the beginning is 1 billion!

Chapter 1282

Ye Xuan thought for a while and felt that this was not irritating enough, so he added:"This shows that your ability is only worth so much. If you want to earn more, you must learn more to improve your abilities and professional skills!"

Ye Xuan estimated, When Wang Xinyao saw this reply, she would be furious. whee.

Ye Xuan continued to browse Wang Xinyao's circle of friends and read it as a joke book.

Don’t you all have fun watching funny sounds?

Isn’t it cool to have a ready-made high school classmate to tell you jokes?

Scroll down and continue reading.

Ye Xuan feels that Wang Xinyao’s circle of friends, a joke book, can make him laugh for a day without any pressure!

Wang Xinyao's next article, as expected, did not disappoint Ye Xuan.

This is really pretending every day, and you don’t pretend to be the same every day!

If used to write online articles, it is estimated that 100,000 words will be updated a day, without any pressure, and readers will not be able to stop reading.

"A question is, do most of the parents of my friends have a bachelor’s degree?"

Then he started his performance

"Coordinated in the imperial capital, during the seventh national census today, the neighborhood committee aunt affirmed that both my parents have undergraduate degrees. However, my parents’ workplace and my parents’ peers basically all have university degrees, and some are 985 graduate students.. My parents both graduated in 1992. Since they were already in college, they got married late. By the way, my dad took the college entrance examination when he was 16 years old. He failed in the first year and passed the 211 exam in the second year. In comparison, I was a poor student and was often dismissed."

Ye Xuan burst into laughter.

Damn!

Your point is to show off that your father went to college at the age of 17, right? He's still a 211, right?

Aren't you tired of going around in such a big circle to show off?

Ye Xuan doesn't care. He politely dissed:"Oh my God. Wang Xinyao, the root of your scumbag has been found! A bit pitiful indeed. If your parents only have a bachelor's degree, will you feel inferior? From what you describe, it sounds like you will be bullied at school. Although everyone knows that academic discrimination is wrong, but, alas, we still care about it unconsciously, right? Especially you... But maybe your poor study also has family factors? After all, your parents are not highly educated. In comparison, parents with low education are less able to educate their children. For a child like you who grew up with almost zero academic atmosphere in his family, you cannot be entirely blamed for his poor academic performance. Alas, if I had known I would have tutored you more in high school. Hug, I’m not sad."

After saying that~~ the ground was full of people kneeling and worshiping~

"Brother Ye! Awesome!"

"Wang Xinyao is already angry to death!"

"Versailles encountered poisonous tongue leaf!"

"learned! Strange and shocking knowledge has been added!"

Ye Xuan continued to scroll down~~ and found that Wang Xinyao's tricks didn't stop there.

"Suddenly I understood why my parents would think I had been kidnapped whenever they couldn't find me. When I was learning to drive, even the instructor and the uncles and aunts who were learning to drive with me said that I was fair and rich every day, and they made various guesses about my identity."

This is a short composition that uses the third-person perspective to show how noble and natural she is.

It also uses the vision of passers-by to better reflect her awesomeness.

"I walked into Haidilao today and noticed that everyone had strange looks in their eyes. I thought someone looked familiar to me, but to my surprise, a girl came up and said,"You look really good-looking." I:···"

Ye Xuan couldn't laugh or cry.

Even girls on the street think you are good-looking, so you must be really good-looking.

Vomiting~~

I did it!

Wang Xinyao also uses various EMOJI expressions in various short compositions, using subtle but connotative expressions to reveal various helpless emotions.

Alas, it’s all because I’m so good that I have so many worries~~

Ye Xuan: It looks like the old Versailles at first glance!

She will also use location positioning very flexibly, such as high-end shopping malls, sports car 4S stores, villa areas, five-star hotel restaurants, first-class lounges, art exhibitions, art galleries~~ for example··

"I just found out today that perfume also has high-end products. Kutcher's scent testers are so cute, I tried a pair today and finally asked about the price. 100ML was almost 3,000, almost three times the normal price, so I didn’t buy it."

Then, he sent a location.

Ye Xuan looked at it~~

It looks familiar?

Isn't this my SKP?

Alas~~

Ye Xuan put down the phone.

He did not continue to fight Wang Xinyao.

Because he felt it was meaningless.

If he continued to fight, If you are not careful, your identity will be exposed!

SKP is all mine!

If she finds out, won’t she use my SKP to show off even more crazily in the future?

It’s better not to give her this opportunity, so as not to harm all living beings...