Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 922 Give his princess a face

Emperor Yuanwu rushed over, picked up the fox fur cloak that could cover the whole person, and prepared to throw Xiao Meiruo out.

"Ah!" Unexpectedly, Xiao Meiruo shouted and turned around in horror.

From under the quilt, a small hand reached out, pinched her buttocks, and kneaded it unkindly.

Emperor Yuanwu was just stunned by Xiao Meiruo's thunder boom, and for a moment he forgot that there was a Zhizhi hidden on his bed.

It’s over.

He looked at others.

His eyes were not clean either.

Will Zhizhi not want him with dirty eyes?

In Emperor Yuanwu's frightened eyes, the quilt was slowly lifted, and the person hiding inside sat up and reached out to grab Xiao Meiruo's soft parts. As if he was not satisfied, he stretched out his hand to pinch Xiao Meiruo's waist.

Finally, Lan Lingling pinned the stunned Xiao Meiruo to the bed and covered Xiao Meiruo's mouth with her hands to prevent her from screaming.

She just turned Xiao Meiruo over and over curiously.

Just when she raised Xiao Meiruo's arm, she caught a glimpse of the thick black hair under Xiao Meiruo's armpit.

She said disgustedly: "Your Majesty, you must not deceive me. Human beings are indeed different. Not only are men and women different, but women are also different. Tsk tsk, why are your armpits so hairy? On weekdays/you Don’t you feel uncomfortable?”

Xiao Meiruo's eyes changed from frightened to horrified, and then from frightened to embarrassed. She had never experienced such humiliation, being looked at like pork belly on the chopping board by a wild woman of unknown origin!
Xiao Meiruo bit Lan Lingling's palm. When Lan Lingling let go in pain, she quickly pulled up her clothes to hide her shame and glared at Lan Lingling: "Who are you?! Why are you in my cousin's bed!"

Lan Lingling said innocently: "Why are you so cruel? I just slept with His Majesty, why do I seem to be your disfigured enemy?"

Xiao Meiruo looked at Lan Lingling in disbelief: "You sleep with your cousin?! You're talking nonsense! If your cousin comes to visit you, why is there no record of your daily life? You are a nameless and wild woman, how can you? What climbed into my cousin’s bed?!”

Lan Lingling felt even more aggrieved. She ignored Xiao Meiruo who was acting crazy, and looked at Emperor Yuanwu with blinking eyes: "Obviously it was you who carried me to bed, how could she unjustly accuse me of climbing into your bed?" ?”

What she said completely angered Xiao Meiruo. Xiao Meiruo raised his hand and was about to sweep it towards her face, but Emperor Yuanwu grabbed him and said, "Have you had enough? Get out of here!" "

Xiao Meiruo yelled crazily: "Cousin, why are you protecting this wild woman of unknown origin! I am your concubine, and you don't sleep with me, but sleep with her? Who is she?"

Lan Lingling sighed: "His Majesty just told me that women must know how to be reserved. How can you take the initiative to ask His Majesty to sleep with you? But it's no wonder that His Majesty doesn't sleep with you. Your buttocks feel like a horse's buttocks. I don’t like it even if it’s hard, let alone His Majesty, who is very picky.”

"Ah!" Xiao Meiruo struggled hard, but was interrupted by Emperor Yuanwu, "Do you want to shout so loudly that the whole palace will know? Do you want everyone to know that you came here to ask for my favor regardless of shame? If you If you can afford this shame, just scream! Scream loudly! Make a scene as hard as you can!"

Xiao Meiruo was frightened by such a cousin. In the past, she only knew that her cousin was cold, but she never thought that her cousin was so ruthless. He looked as if she would kill her if she dared to make trouble.

Is it because of this black girl of unknown origin?
She looks so dark, what does my cousin like about her?
Do you like her soft ass?
Xiao Meiruo was filled with anger and sparks burst out of her eyes, but in the end she did not make any more noise or scream. She was the one who wanted to be the queen, and she must not make any jokes that would stain her.

She could only hold back her anger and stared at Lan Lingling fiercely: "Bitch! It's shameless to seduce a man!"

Lan Lingling spread her hands: "I don't need to seduce! Your Majesty insists on hugging me, kissing me and cherishing me. You are the one who seduces me, okay? Who was naked just now and shouting shameful words? What? Cousin, come and pamper me..."

Xiao Meiruo still wanted to curse, but Emperor Yuanwu dragged her out of bed, wrapped her in a fox fur, and pulled her directly to the door.

"Cousin, what are you doing?" Xiao Meiruo struggled unwillingly.

Emperor Yuanwu's eyes were cold and emotionless: "Remember, you'd better forget whatever you saw today, otherwise if you dare to say a word, then the matter of you barging into my dormitory naked will be Everyone knows that when the time comes, your mother's wish to grace the world will eventually come to naught, so get out!"

Emperor Yuanwu pushed her out ruthlessly and slammed the door.

She stumbled and fell into the snow in a panic. She stared at the bedroom fiercely, her eyes were bloodshot, but she hated the dark girl to the core.

Today's shameful humiliation, if she doesn't get it back, she won't be named Xiao!
As soon as her sinister expression was completed, cold words came from inside: "Lu Xing, the road is slippery in the snow, please send the concubine back to the palace."

Outside the door, it finally became calm. Emperor Yuanwu looked at Lan Lingling nervously, for fear of being misunderstood by her.

Emperor Yuanwu carefully held the ginseng soup and asked calmly: "Zhizhi, the soup is still hot. Do you want to drink it?"

"There's medicine in the soup, so throw it away!" Lan Lingling said very naturally.

Emperor Yuanwu's eyes flashed with a hint of loneliness - isn't Zhizhi angry?He looked at other women, and Zhizhi didn't care at all?Or do you think you already dislike him for being dirty?
Lan Lingling waved to him: "Come here."

Don't go.

How could he, a majestic man of ninety-five years, be allowed to come and go when called upon by a girl?
However, he could not control his thoughts but his legs. When he reacted, he had already sat on the edge of the bed, and his beloved Zhizhi was opening his eyes and blowing gently.

Emperor Yuanwu was happy and frightened, and asked tremblingly: "What...are you doing?" Lan Lingling opened his other eye again, blew it gently a few times, and then said: "I heard that this can prevent needle holes. , so I’ll blow it for you.”

"Come on, I've seen it too, blow it for me too, I don't want any needle holes."

As she spoke, she opened her eyes and approached Emperor Yuanwu.

Emperor Yuanwu might have been possessed by a ghost, so he accidentally blew her eyes. When he realized that he was so close to her, his heart skipped a beat and his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

Lan Lingling lifted the quilt with a smile, quickly pressed him on the bed, pulled the quilt to cover the two of them, got into his arms, and found a comfortable position.

The whole action is done in one go.

It was so fast that Emperor Yuanwu didn't even have time to prepare.

Just like that, the two of them not only shared the same bed but also shared the same pillow.

Lan Lingling leaned on his shoulder, hugged his waist, and said bluntly: "Changsun Ce, I think you are a good person, so I decided to accept you!"

Emperor Yuanwu was stiff and hesitantly said: "Zhizhi, don't be in a hurry...we will do that again after I give you the title."

Lan Lingling wondered: "What do you do that requires a status? If I accept you, you will already have a reputation!"

Emperor Yuanwu's fire that had just been extinguished started to burn again. He scratched his neck and said, "No, it's not very good, is it?"

Lan Lingling became more and more confused and curled her lips dissatisfied: "Why are you so stingy? I think your pillow is too hard. I want to sleep on you, but you are resisting. It's a shame that I beg you so pitifully. Leave."

Emperor Yuanwu: "..."

In the end, it was still wrong.

How can ordinary people understand Zhizhi's thoughts?

He thought Zhizhi wanted that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, etc.!
Alas, he is ready. If Zhizhi insists on it, he will reluctantly accept it.

As a result, he paid by mistake.

He's just a heartless pillow of human flesh.

In the end, he hugged Lan Lingling in his arms and said in a gentle voice, "Zhizhi, I will protect you and do my best."

One day, he will definitely let Zhizhi stand beside him upright.

When the time comes, they will not only do shameful things, but also have children.

What is a good name for a child?

He wants a girl as cute as Zhizhi.

But I also need a boy to succeed Guo Zuo when the time comes.

In front of Zhizhi, he only acts as a husband, not as a master.

he……

All right!It must be that his arms are too close, because the girl in his arms has fallen asleep soundly.

The news that Princess Qi had a big quarrel with the prince and ran away from home shocked the entire capital.

How many women heard that Princess Qi returned to her parents' home with a small burden on her back, and felt that their opportunity had arrived. They were all gearing up to have a love encounter with the prince, only to be slapped in the face the next moment.

The man they thought was cold-hearted and would never look at the princess again was shamelessly kneeling at the gate of the Lu Mansion, carrying a thorn stick and an abacus, and begging for mercy.

In response, everyone scorned: "Shameless, disgraceful to men!"

Changsun Tao, however, enjoyed it: "These ordinary people don't understand. As soon as I kneel down, the woman most valued and favored by my husband in the capital is not Zhenli, but my little princess. I am trying to make the princess look good!"

Ah Liu, who was kneeling with him, had no expression on his face: "Of course Princess Zhenli is not the one who is most valued and favored by her husband, because Princess Zhenli is not married yet and does not have a husband."

Changsun Tao slowly rolled up a snow dumpling and stuffed it into Ah Liu's mouth: "I think you can do away with this mouth of yours."

(End of this chapter)